Rockin' in the Free World

President Donald Trump took his act to England to have tea with the Queen with the First Lady Melania rockin' in the free world since her husband is the leader of the free world and got his gal to the White House and everywhere else on the planet that she wants to see while Howard Stern is still stuck on a burnt out satellite dish, a disgruntled mess, still complaining about getting ousted from NBC's "America's Got Talent" and finds some sort of victory in beating out a book by the prior First Lady Michelle Obama in book sales, a book that came out about six months ago and she is a black woman in case no one noticed but we noticed that Howard Stern loves to harass and make fun of black women [e.g., Wendy Williams, Oprah Winfrey, Robin Quivers].

Yes, me and my mum are in England with the Queen and the Trumps although I skipped the photo ops.
POTUS looked like a riot stuffing that bulletproof vest under that suit. The chatter over dinner was
about how POTUS got into a laughing fit hearing that Howard Stern is bragging about beating
Michelle Obama in the battle of the book lists. You pay to be on those bullshit bestseller lists and Howard can barely afford to push his latest boring book debacle let alone push away that second helping of
pasta near Katie Lee's Kitchen. 

When Debbie Schlussel pinned down that Stern on her blog site, Howard was silent. Oh right, I know, she did kiss his ass but still managed to diss him. Howard ignored her blog about Howard spinning the tale that he was taking over Simon Cowell's spot on "American Idol" because she is a Jewish American Princess and Howard is terrified of her. Howard is a bit terrified of any woman who stands up to his bullshit and we know Beth Stern takes his shit and likes it in more ways than I care to mention here on a family blog site.

Yes, Howard Stern with the giant woman's bouffant wig actually thought he had a shot at "American Idol" because he is that jealous of Simon Cowell and actually believes he is EQUAL to him, just like Stern thinks he is in the game and equal to all the late night talk show hosts. Howard Stern plants these fibs in the press all the time because he is that desperate to be talked about since going into major irrelevancy mode on a burnt out satellite dish, where his producer Gary Dell'Abate has to beg celebs to do the Stern show in exchange for some lame publicity when Marci Turk press releases the lame ass interview to any media outlet that will print it as filler.

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It's been a year since this blogger blogged about the suicide death of the designer Kate Spade. She missed the annual CFDA fashion awards last year and instead decide to host her own private hanging party in the early morning hours following the awards ceremony the night before. This year did not disappoint although it seems Jessica Seinfeld did not show up for some unknown reason like she did last year since she has a deal with the fashion website Net-a-Knock-Off to push her selfie foundation Good Plus as in GOOD thing we have a giant tax shelter or we would have to sell that oversized and overpriced former Billy Joel monstrosity mansion we bought in the Hamptons.

CFDA fashion awards, NYC, June 3, 2019:

Brooke Shields looked like a Halston nightmare in her get-up and wig.
I hope Liza Minelli didn't see this. I have no idea who the designer
is but it looks like a Halston knock-off.

The Druid Twins showed up to scare everyone into hanging
themselves at midnight.

Of course Anna the Witch Wintour showed up with her dark glasses attached
to that wig. Her glasses have to be dark since her prescription is so strong she
looks like her eyes are huge peering through a fish bowl.

Gorgeous Heidi Klum showed up as well as the girl Howard is jealous
of because she reportedly dissed him at a party, Emily Ratajkowski.

Trailer coming soon

[The Zombies have still not promoted Howard's third coming.]

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