Don't Make Waves

The New York Post posted an article about a California man identified as Dr. Thomas Smiley, (who was the same age as Howard Stern), that was killed by a shark in Maui last Saturday just as the Sterns were haunting their Florida Mystery House that is almost as vacant as Beth's head save for a few cats thrown in a few empty rooms with sparse furnishings the paid servants picked up from neighborhood discard bins. Howard normally talks up the sharks since he lives in Florida and that's where a lot of sightings are and he used to say that sharks should be exterminated. 

But Beth now might be thinking about how dangerous the ocean waters could be and how dangerous it would be if Howard were to venture out alone for an early morning swim in those dark waters and have to be dragged ashore by rescue workers. Hmmm, very interesting as the mice inside her wheelhouse are scurrying around as she is thinking of that sad incident in Maui and shudders with antici.......pation.

But Beth loves a good dramatic story and knows Howard's new boring book of his stale satellite radio interviews is not going to get her any more cabbage added to her growing potfolio. She needs a good story, some big true life drama to steal some headlines. We know this past Memorial Day weekend she was allegedly shuttled off to Florida to save face that she wasn't getting into any of the major social Hamptons events and as blogged about, she was snubbed by all the Hamptons magazines that start publishing again in May as a gateway to the summer season in the Hamptons that runs through the end of August.

Supposedly, Jerry was fleeing the NY area to be free
from the Sterns on Memorial Day since you can't
trust those Beth IG photo time lines.

But Beth and Howard are no strangers to being washed up or washed out as blogged about on the Beth Fan Page on August 4, 2015, when the fishes almost had wigs for dinner.

When Beth was supposedly at her Florida Facelift & Plastic Surgery Center over the long Memorial Day weekend, it looks like she again recycled a photo from an old photoshoot since Howard has tons just sitting on his stale phone that he wants to use up. Beth has been recycling her old garbage photos for years now and why stop. Howard has tons we have not seen yet and he's got that free web space called Instagram since he refuses to fund a real website for his shark pit.

Simon Cowell is already regretting the refusal to hire Heidi Klum for Season 14 of America's Got Talent with ratings going low in spite of winning the night. It was reported he would have guest judges back with Mel B and Heidi included, but everyone knows ratings soared once Howard Stern was ejected and Heidi was kept on for subsequent seasons. Simon's ratings have tanked this year without Heidi; it's obvious, say insiders.

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