Memorial Day Mambo

The Florida Phonies are back at it pretending to be super busy over the long Memorial Day weekend because the Sterns have been snubbed by multiple Hamptons magazine parties, like DuJour Magazine [Jason Binn] and Social Life and countless other big Hamptons parties since 2015 when Beth snuck in with an ExtraTV microphone working the joint and then ditching it in the bushes and grabbing her purse pretending to be an invited guest for the Hamptons magazine memorial day weekend cover party for a cover that didn't feature Beth [ref: Beth Fan Page 5-26-15]. 

The Sterns have always been Memorial Day weekend pariahs and for the past couple of years have just horned in on Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's dinner party as talked about before on this blog and the Sterns pretended it was a real Memorial Day event when it was just a loser dinner with the Seinfelds.

So here we go again! Howard is MIA as Beth again recycles the same image from a photo shoot in the Hamptons two years ago when she originally got the tranny suit from Whitney Cummings who is a paid worshipper of Beth since that's all she's got. Howard does have to pay people to worship the nobody mall girl he married whose mommy fancied her chubby little girl a model until a lipo monster kidnapped her and got rid of the flab. 

The Sterns are early this year. Normally they pretend

 to be in Florida in June. When will Beth recycle

the photo of the front view of this fugly suit?

Beth and Howard want people to believe they are called to Florida to rescue some neighborhood cats to pretend they are tireless charity workers, spending their foundation's dough when it's just to fund their loser do-nothing lifestyle. The Sterns rarely leave the New York area and only visit the Florida Mystery House when they need to sneak inside for a Botox bump-up or vitamin B-12 shots to remain vertical for more than two hours straight. Howard Stern is embarrassed year after year of being ignored by the Hamptons socialites and nothing is going on in NY that they can horn in on without paying to attend. Beth is in an even worse spot than Howard since Howard has to pay to get Beth into any events so you see they are in a pickle with Beth being the brine.

Dame Beth-Man was honored at Cannes along with the celebrity icon superstar super gorgeous actor Alain Delon, but my award was nowhere near his Palme d'Or. I was honored to receive the inaugural bloggers and influencers award and I only agreed to accept the award in person on the condition my name not be mentioned and it wasn't.

Cannes, France, May 24, 2019: Winners attend the inaugural
"World Bloggers Awards" during the 72nd annual Cannes
Film Festival. This is the world's first ever awarding ceremony
for the best bloggers across 22 nominations. It unites and
celebrates influencers and opinion leaders from around the world
in various fields, taking their social input to the higher level.

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