Roundabout

We are not sure Howard Stern's woven tails of boredom are done making the rounds on talk shows and propped up at book stores where Stern's publisher paid for front and center placement hoping that shoppers will take a second look at that 10 lb book of boring interviews of celebrities who were dull when they were actually in their heyday and now they are just old and dull with nothing to do but the rounds at the stale Sirius satellite radio studios hoping someone will buy their latest book or music CD or buy tickets to their latest boring concert.

Howard loved showing up to a fellow cross-dresser's talk show which was apparently the criteria for replacing the alleged transvestite Letterman [yeah, we heard about the local brothels he allegedly frequented during his tenure on his late night talk show].

Howard always manages to get paid double for his stale interviews, first with the radio interview, then with a pre-recorded video streaming app since Stern can't be seen via a livestream since he is rarely live inside that stale satellite radio studio anyway and most of his interviews are recorded as stated many times by this blogger or Howard would get no one to consent to being interviewed by the King of All Idiots who has no career other than reading from the tabloids and pretending he is a celebrity with a model wife no one has heard of except in the inner circles of the coveted Payless Shoe club.

Now he is being paid again for publishing those interviews he has had over the past 10 years or so. So you've got the initial interview where he is paid, the video app where he is paid, now the book repeating those interviews where he is paid. Gotta hand it to Howard, he knows how to get multiple paychecks out of one job, one interview. So now he is paid three times for each individual interview. Beth is also paid when she's mentioned but Howard normally only says "his wife" instead of Beth in case she decides to cash in and sue for divorce, Howard doesn't have to hire a trained monkey to edit out the word "Beth" everywhere in his broadcast.

Howard is so delusional he thinks his book of boring interviews are so awesome when they are completely useless drivel and no one knows what audience there is for this crap. Howard should invest in a time machine and sell them to people wandering around Waldenbooks in the Philippines in 1986. Howard is so proud the book is not about him. Duh, if he dare put anything in print post Beth O'Hook-up, he would have to serpentine through a minefield due to all the dodging he has to do from the truth.

Well, we think the wig tour is almost finished as an alleged maid inside the Stern corporate Manhattan apartments has allegedly revealed that wig stands are all over that spare bedroom in the penthouse; Howard's penthouse that he originally bought as a married bachelor. Not Ralph's bedroom or the empty bedroom where his daughter Ashley used to sleep when she was still a kid and Stern had shared custody with wife number one. Yes, there are several bedrooms and those wig stands and mannequins are scary at night if you pass by the bedroom and all you see are heads with different hair styles and mannequins in sequins posed in weird ways to make it look like it's a room filled with headless people at a midnight dinner party with nightlights sprinkled throughout the huge space. Allegedly, Howard sometimes sits down and talks with the heads - hey, remember that Dick Van Dyke episode with all the wig stands? Yeah, Howard does that. It's really creepy but he is allegedly alone way too much nowadays what with his staged cancer scare and Robin with her staged cancer and Beth who looks like staged cancer and is a Cancer.

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