The film festival event of all time is coming up on May 14 and it's the annual Cannes Film Festival in Cannes where this blogger has blogged about it several times before because of course Howard Stern came all over that place when he was promoting his straight-to-bomb loser film "Private Parts" and he thumbed his wedding ring and only escorted his movie wife Mary McCormack with the fucked up mumbles mouth to the film premiere along with a bunch of topless models all in honor of his film which was supposedly a love letter to his wife Alison who was not invited to attend and neither were those three kids they allegedly produced in three separate test tubes. 
This year at Cannes, the world's greatest actor who also happens to be the best looking man of all time, will receive an honorary coveted Palme d'Or in spite of criticism that he is an alleged misogynist and bigot due to being outspoken about slapping women and thinking that same sex couples should not adopt children although he had wished to have been in a movie directed by a woman before he dies having now retired from acting. The Palme d'Or is usually awarded to directors of prominent films so the actors receiving the award are honorary winners. However, it has been pointed out that Alain Delon's career behind the camera was as a producer on "The Unvanquished" by Alain Cavalier and as a director on two crime thrillers, "The Fighter" and "For a Cop's Hide", based on Jean-Patrick Manchette's novel. So there.
It's truly hard to believe that Howard Stern and Alain Delon are both male. I mean, Howard has to be some hybrid species of something malhuman, right?
Who could forget Delon's unforgettable films? The Love Cage [or Joy House], Girl on a Motorcycle, Spirits of the Dead, Scorpio, Red Sun, La Piscine, Texas Across the River, and Zorro, just to name a few.
Alain is a renowned animal lover unlike the Sterns who keep helpless feral felines in cages that were inbred in a field so Beth can have fresh litters to dole out to her ignorant public and her roster of feline foster homes that are on a constant rotation before they are dumped in a field or at other animal shelters or left on a roadside by people pretending to adopt them from Beth O.
Howard Stern will never ever beat the interviews of DICK CAVETT who was on TELEVISION, something Howard Stern never could get and when he did he lasted two seconds and was thrown off the air what with his teased fright wig and eyeliner, he succeeded in bothering and boring guests until they walked out, most never returning again unless they were some bottom of the barrel road comics who needed the airtime. Howard has most of his interviews on videotape and they are visually unremarkable and no one ever wants to see reruns of guests squirming in their seat until their agents cried wolf. Howard Stern celebrity interviews were the forerunner of a show idea called "I'm a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here".
In contrast to Dick Cavett, Howard Stern welcomed guests recommended by the New York Office of Tourism like Donald Trump and Kathie Lee Gifford, a.k.a., New York dinosaurs. As if The Don wouldn't appear at a 24-hr diner in the Bronx if you wanted to interview him he is such a canned ham. However, POTUS has refused to step foot in the Stern studio post election. So there. Go brag about that Howard in your new book that is stale on arrival. I hear it comes in Saran Wrap so it's ready to throw in the garbage without attracting ants.
On Howard's stale satellite radio show on Beth Tuesday, May 7, Howard's fan loved hearing a repeat of the same script about the Met Gala from last year. Oh brother, he has nothing to talk about and has the same lame commentary:
Who could forget Delon's unforgettable films? The Love Cage [or Joy House], Girl on a Motorcycle, Spirits of the Dead, Scorpio, Red Sun, La Piscine, Texas Across the River, and Zorro, just to name a few.
Alain is a renowned animal lover unlike the Sterns who keep helpless feral felines in cages that were inbred in a field so Beth can have fresh litters to dole out to her ignorant public and her roster of feline foster homes that are on a constant rotation before they are dumped in a field or at other animal shelters or left on a roadside by people pretending to adopt them from Beth O.
Did Howard Stern score the greatest interview of all time? Umm, nope, but Dick Cavett did.
Howard Stern will never ever beat the interviews of DICK CAVETT who was on TELEVISION, something Howard Stern never could get and when he did he lasted two seconds and was thrown off the air what with his teased fright wig and eyeliner, he succeeded in bothering and boring guests until they walked out, most never returning again unless they were some bottom of the barrel road comics who needed the airtime. Howard has most of his interviews on videotape and they are visually unremarkable and no one ever wants to see reruns of guests squirming in their seat until their agents cried wolf. Howard Stern celebrity interviews were the forerunner of a show idea called "I'm a Celebrity . . . Get Me Out of Here".
Howard is attempting to copy Dick Cavett's books "Brief
Encounters" and "Talk Show" but there is no comparison.
Stern is just a doofus on the radio.I have no idea who would
care about Howard's opinions on anything but how to dodge
a bullet while locking his wife outside of the limo as a decoy.
In contrast to Dick Cavett, Howard Stern welcomed guests recommended by the New York Office of Tourism like Donald Trump and Kathie Lee Gifford, a.k.a., New York dinosaurs. As if The Don wouldn't appear at a 24-hr diner in the Bronx if you wanted to interview him he is such a canned ham. However, POTUS has refused to step foot in the Stern studio post election. So there. Go brag about that Howard in your new book that is stale on arrival. I hear it comes in Saran Wrap so it's ready to throw in the garbage without attracting ants.
On Howard's stale satellite radio show on Beth Tuesday, May 7, Howard's fan loved hearing a repeat of the same script about the Met Gala from last year. Oh brother, he has nothing to talk about and has the same lame commentary:
#dawgshed #dawg #dawgstar #talkshow #dickcavett
#siriusxm #howardsternisnevergoingaway
#bethostern #bethostroskystern
#bethowisheshowardwouldsinkintotheoceanonhisbooktour
#alaindelon #cannesfilmfestival2019 #cannes
#movies #films #cinema #rupaul #metgala
#metropolitan #museum #pittsburgh #cavett
#siriusxm #howardsternisnevergoingaway
#bethostern #bethostroskystern
#bethowisheshowardwouldsinkintotheoceanonhisbooktour
#alaindelon #cannesfilmfestival2019 #cannes
#movies #films #cinema #rupaul #metgala
#metropolitan #museum #pittsburgh #cavett
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