Mythomania

Through the years it has been plainly obvious that Howard and Beth Stern have no clue what telling the truth means or attempting to be truthful in what they say, especially regarding their dating time line. On this blog and in various news articles, their meetup happened anywhere between 19 years ago and infinity based on actual statements in the press and in interviews online with Beth about when she first met Howard. 

Suddenly in Howard's new book, he states the meetup was in 2000. So Mr. Mythos finally decided on putting that in print when that date is suspect with Howard allegedly getting Beth a job in that loser indie Ben Stiller movie "Flirting With Disaster" (1996) where insiders allege Miss Horninsky already met Stern via Vinnie Favale and roped the prize bullshitter Howard Stern when he was married. Uh yeah, the jerk allegedly separated in 1997 when he ditched the wife and headed to Cannes alone with his movie wife Mary McCormack to plug that straight-to-bomb biopic "Private Parts". His divorce, according to alleged insiders, was final in 1999. Howard carried on a fantasy time line for his loser radio listener as a bit for the show to entertain the peon who worships him and thinks he's super cool with his raunchy flea circus and for bagging a bleached blonde from nowhere, 15 years his junior.

The Goat Fish Howard relates a fascinating medical drama in his new book
about how he was so full of Mercury that he developed a tumor
on his kidney and his personal physician, Dr. Crackpot, ordered Howard
into emergency detox which mandated Howard take an unscheduled selfie
day off of work on a burnt out satellite dish and sit on a magnet for
120 hours until all of the heavy metal was pulled out of his system
and dumped into the universe. Howard then chanted for 120 minutes
to ensure that the metallic shards found peace in outer space among
the shrapnel left by lost civilizations.

At first the Sterns couldn't agree on a real anniversary date. Beth claimed she was married to Howard in late July or early August 2008 in the Hamptons and then later they scheduled a so-called media wedding in Manhattan on October 3, 2008. 

The ceremony was held at Le Cirque Touriste Trap and was a Jewish ceremony reception to introduce Beth to the media. All it got her was a seat on Barbara Walters on her talk show "The View". I say Jewish since they were standing under a chuppah and exchanged rings again which was just a repeat of their Hamptons hideout wedding with just family and friends and their dog Bianca. Howard claimed at the time he had no idea about the chuppah, that it was not under his control and he really is not religious or anything when actual human beings without a bullshitting disorder beg to differ.

Even Robin Quivers stated on the stale Stern satellite radio show at the time how she tried to horn in on the Hamptons beach wedding and acted ticked off. Howard said it was just for their relatives and their friends, since we all know Beth does not socialize with the Stern radio staff. They are beneath her high ranking station as a New York Nobu barfly.

NOTICE Beth originally said the event at Le Cirque was to only be a reception
when in fact it was another wedding ceremony and they use the October 3 Le Cirque
wedding as their official anniversary date.

The beautiful people are flooding into Cannes for the famous film festival except for a few of these aging purpose girls as they realize outdoor natural lighting is not their friend. Amber Heard is even getting that weird Robin Quivers squished face grimace due to an overdose of Botox and fillers.

As blogged about, the famously handsome Alain Delon is being awarded the coveted honorary Palme d'Or this year and he is still gorgeous and still has his hair unlike a certain satellite radio dinosaur.

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