On the Verge of Nothing

Everyone who went to Sirius satellite radio with the Howard Stern show got a book deal to go with it; well, the main on-air jerks that have worked for Howard on Sirius, like Robin Quivers, Gary Dell'Abate, Lisa Glasberg, even former show staff got book deals like Stuttering John Melendez and Jackie Martling. Now it's Howard's turn for a book deal via his Sirius employers and his took the longest since he knew it would be his swan song. 

Howard was having a hard time coming up with content for another book but insiders are saying it won't disappoint. It will be as useless and boring as his other books that no one can give away let alone sell for peanuts on ebay. We are not sure that is the real book cover that appears on Amazon or a joke placeholder [shown below and on the blog sidebar]. Howard reminds me of the Seinfeld character Kramer, and now thinks he is a genius that must be taken seriously. Oh brother. Everyone wonders how many Beth mentions will be in the book aside from a dozen hilarious airbrushed photos in a lame attempt at making his first wife Alison jealous.

So hilarious that now that Howard was pushed off nationally syndicated terrestrial radio, he suddenly has become a braino inside that square head of his, thinking that now he is a big cheese thinker, a serious talk show host when he's just another dope with a microphone who has nothing to show for his long stupid career on radio as an idiot who only read from the tabloids on the air in between interviewing the brain dead porn stars who each thought they were doing important work in front of an x-rated camera.

Howard's Masonic pose reminds me of Kramer.

I'm surprised Howard didn't pose with a coffee cup
for his book that looks selfie published.

Now Howard is Mr. Pontificator and Selfie Fornicator who cheats on his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern by servicing his own dick that's shrinking from lack of use inside a viable female who can produce something other than a million recycled old airbrushed photos of herself and post them constantly on Instagram since she is married to cheapskate Stern who refuses to fund a real website for Beth and market her as the superstar celebrity she believes she is inside that Charlie chunk head of hers.

All Howard had for his stale satellite radio show on Monday was the impending death of Alex Trebek, the host of the TV game show "Jeopardy" who insiders say is a bossy arrogant ass, and then Howard talked about rich people's problems with immigration and deportation. POTUS is ruffling the feathers of the wealthy by getting strict on illegal immigration in this country and now the rich are panicking over who will clean their bathrooms for below federal minimum wage laws.

March 11, 2019 stale Stern satellite radio show excerpts:

Howard: "... Oh my god, so much to talk about, I don't even know where to begin. I guess maybe with the most startling announcement which was Alex Trebek having stage 4 pancreatic cancer. But that announcement made me so angry."

Howard: "I'm making jokes. ...So now because of all the immigration mania and all the untruths being told, now they've clamped down on everyone. So now they fuck everyone over. It's just bullshit. ... A lot of people are going through this. You know my wife and I are very heavily involved in animal rescue. We've now had over a thousand animals in our home and we've actually found homes for and I cannot tell you what has happened in the last two years." ... We have gotten a slew of animals in our house and over at North Shore Animal League from people being um ... deported. ... I've met them and they are lovely people. And they're crying and saying, 'Can you find a home for our cat? This is our pet of 12 years and they're throwing me out of the country.'"

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Aged Howard thinks it's startling an old fart TV game show host has cancer. Wow, I guess Robin can relate with her staged 4 cancer that happened several years ago when she had a selfie meltdown over her Sirius paycheck. And I guess no one has ever heard of attempting to come into the U.S. legally and working for at least minimum wage and not working for rich Hamptonites that bus you back and forth to their fortresses so you can clean the bathrooms and stock the fridge for do-nothing fringe models who hook a giant divorced aged asshole. How about dumping your pets on your rich employers while POTUS deports you? I am sure they all would love to care for your animals. The Sterns brag about their animal rescue gimmick when it's only to help pay for their property taxes. For years the Sterns have taken in boarders at Stalag Beth B&B, especially during the summer months when Howard takes tons of time off work to go to work making Beth famous and doing fundraisers for their bullshit foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends.

Howard also said on Monday's stale satellite radio show that is he making a big announcement tomorrow, which would be Beth Tuesday and not on Bagel Wednesday. Wow, can't wait to hear what big news comes out of old man Stern other than what color his cane is that he needs to hobble around with, white, black, or red?

Howard is all jealous of Simon Cowell's adorable son who just celebrated his fifth birthday and Beth just celebrated five years of nothing.

When will poor Beth be able to take selfies with her lab created bundle of fright?

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