Oscar Worthy

As usual, Howard and Beth Buttinsky have nothing to do on Oscar Sunday after Howard had to take time off from his stale Stern satellite radio show to push Beth in our faces again, getting free bullshit publicity for the Hamptons Harridan. Well, it keeps her busy and she feels important while Howard has circled his wagons and hopes to fend off forced retirement. Sirius Execs are hoping their stock value goes up after jettisoning that satellite deadweight this year but Howard is a tough nut to crack. 

Many Beth Fans may not be aware, but in my youth, I organized a California Coalition to change the face of the Oscar statuette to a woman. And it may be time to resurrect that old group and campaign for Beth to be the face of the Academy. I think she makes a good statue since her head is already empty. She would love the publicity and make personal appearances everywhere and Ellen DeGeneres can punk Beth on national television pretending she is a real guest, much like she does now. Beth has no clue she is the butt of many jokes and Ellen counts her cash that Howard makes sure somehow ends up with her favorite charity that is HQ'd inside her bank accounts. 

It looks like Glenn Close came as the Oscar
statuette this year as she gives Beth a bit of competition
to be the new face [and body] of Oscar. She was a big
loser tonight and overdressed and embarrassed herself
losing the Best Actress Oscar to a snarky Brit.

As already blogged about, everyone knows SiriusXM has admitted defeat by adding video to their pay service which is no longer radio, right guys? Aside from acquiring a pay music service which is a dead end too since music is free and only a few numbnuts pay for it. Ha. Yet, Beth is sticking with her new schedule as of last year, following Howard into NY since she got ticked off it was becoming more obvious he dumps her during his faux work week since most of his show is all recorded in a few days and he sits in front of those phony cameras so Sirius has something to upload to the Internet to prove Howard is there in the studio yet no live streaming option will be available since Howard is rarely live in the studio and mostly tapes everything all at once. I mean, who cares at this point? Right? He is hardly relevant except to his family who are on his Trust Fund payroll. Beth can raid those funds Stern-post-mortem and we just can't wait for that battle of the network stars. I can just see those Trust Fund flunkies racing to their accountants to see if this is true. Better start off-shoring that dough STAT before Howard buys the farm. He's been getting more and more frequent pot smoker cramps as I write. Ha ha ha. This blog cracks me up every time I put my anxious little fingers to the keyboard.

I love a good dress fight occasion and can now post a photo of me at the Oscars tonight for all of you unfortunate nobodies who could never even dream of getting into the Academy Awards unless you are the person stocking the bathrooms with toilet paper which is something the Sterns may want to consider doing if they ever want close to that event. No, I didn't wear my cross & crown tonight since I was afraid Lady Gaga would steal it when I went to the bathroom. I played it down so as to not outshine the actresses who thought they were winning an Oscar tonight. Dame Beth-Man shuns publicity. I painted the blindfold on the photo so as to not excite my fans and get mobbed when in public because I'm afraid L.A. is not safe for Dames.

Jimmy Kimmel was scheduled to be the host this year as this blogger has already said that Jimmy signed for three years but got into hot water and was ousted this year which would have been his third year as host. We see that the Jimmy Kimmel Live sidekick buffoon showed up, Guillermo Rodriguez, on the red carpet sans Jimmy the Boss who got canned and was paid to go away.

The beautiful people paraded to the Oscars this year so that means no Howard or Beth in sight. Heidi and her gorgeous boy-toy fiance made the scene at the famous Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party in LA:




I love how the NY Daily News revealed that Howard Stern does not make 80 million per year working for SiriusXM satellite radio. Nope, it was a total package production arrangement that Stern/Buchwald receive and Buchwald has invested some of that money into buying his own stupid theater at Brooklyn College. It had been reported years ago that to produce the Stern radio show on terrestrial radio, cost about one hundred million dollars with Stern taking home about thirty million in salary. Many sources believe that this is essentially the same deal he got with Sirius. No need to rehash all this, I have blogged about it before, but Howard was facing his little world imploding and could either stay with his current job on free radio with a pay cut, or bug the hell out of satellite radio begging for a job and we see how all that turned out. Now Howard is happy pretending he invented Sirius and took it to new heights when all he did was provide a photoshopped face to satellite radio with the entire medium going bankrupt in spite of the Stern hiring by Sirius when XM had Oprah. Blah blah blah...we know all this already in spite of Stern spouting his resume all the time using his radio show time for such meaningless drivel.

Uh, yeah, a production ARRANGEMENT, 

not Howard's annual salary that he likes
to plant in various online news articles. Howard pockets
around 30 - 40 million to pretend he's Johnny Carson on his stale
satellite radio show.

In Zombie news, he announced that Chaz Bono has a cameo appearance in his upcoming new hit film and we wonder if Beth or Howard Stern could horn in? I guess we have to watch what happens.

In new baby news, can Howard take it? No he can't. Jealous much, Howard? Oh yeah. Andy Cohen's got an awesome baby, a cute dog, and no Beth.

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