Oh Baby Baby

Andy Cohen will soon be bringing up baby as Howard Stern stews in his own soup of jealousy bringing up nothing but a hairball. 

On last week's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard stated that no one should be giving gifts to Andy Cohen because he's rich and can afford whatever he needs for the baby. As everyone knows, Andy is expecting a son via surrogate anytime soon while Howard is expecting zilch via surrogate anytime soon. Howard has a super warped opinion as a baby shower is just a fun celebration where your friends want to give gifts to the expectant parent but Howard isn't expecting anything as a parent to his grown loser kids except bills.

Listen for free - Andy's baby shower from Beverly Hills, CA.

1-28-19, Howard Stern satellite radio show, conversation about Andy having his baby shower:

Robin: "Boy, he's having a good time with this baby thing."

Howard: "Wait till he's sitting home and he's not running around doing shows with Anderson Cooper."

Robin: "Yeah, it's all fun now. Everybody's paying attention to you, buying you gifts".

Howard: "Does he have a baby?"

Robin: "Well, the baby's on the way. It's through a surrogate."

Howard: "He had a shower."

Robin: "So he gave himself a shower..."

Howard: "No offense - - "

Robin: "...with all those Housewives."

Howard: "Can I say something? And you know I love Andy but when you got a lot of money like Andy does, don't ask people to buy you gifts for your baby. You can afford it. Shame."

Robin: "I mean I didn't read about anybody giving gifts but that's what you do at a baby shower, don't you?"

Howard: "Then don't have a baby shower. Stop it."

Robin: "It's gonna be a boy. You know you're gonna buy him a gift."

Howard: "No, I won't."

Robin: "Yes, you will."

Howard: "I will? What does he buy me? I don't know him like that. I see him in the hall here and he comes on the show and I love him and I enjoy his TV show."

Robin: "I betcha Beth will buy him a gift."

Howard: "Are you buying him a gift?"

Robin: "I don't know him like that."

Howard: "Exactly. I know him as well as you do and he's got enough money. ...Give to the homeless. You know what I'm thinking of doing? You remember that painting book that Sal gave me for a my birthday? I'm thinking of regifting it to Andy for the kid. I thought this would be nice when your child is older you can read about watercolor painting."

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If Beth Butthead ever gets pregnant, you know Howard will expect a million gifts, oh wait, he will expect a million dollars donated to HIS FOUNDATION Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) and/or to the North Shore Animal League to benefit BFF. Either way, the Sterns pocket almost all the dough. Howard is so jealous of Andy's popularity he can't even hide it. Howard has nothing on TV yet believes his pre-recorded satellite radio show is a TV show airing on a phone nearest you. Amazing.

And right, in lieu of wedding gifts for those millionaire Sterns, Howard mandated guests donate to the Wildlife Rescue center in the Hamptons so Howard could get tons of free personal service to clear his property of mowed down turtles and deer that get hit by cars and land inside his gates. Howard is just mad that his double wide bride Beth won't ever get a baby shower unless it's for kittens bred in a field for her that she dumps onto foster homes and calls it charity work.

Howard is so old he thinks his second wife Beth is so young and still deciding on whether to give Howard a son or not. Howard wants a son to show up Andy Cohen, Simon Cowell and Jimmy Kimmel, who all have/will have a boy as their youngest child or baby.

As blogged about, Beth Stern was in Los Angeles when Andy Cohen had his Beverly Hills baby shower and failed to horn in and stated she just flew back home to NYC, never addressing the Andy Cohen snubola. 

Andy stated on his radio show broadcasting from his baby shower that security was at the door to keep out riff-raff and plus-ones, both categories which describe Beth Horninsky's red carpet and after party career.

As this blogger has said in the past, I support the Sterns having a baby since it would generate interest in them since they are so goddamned boring and do zilch. Then Beth can throw those phony foster cats back in the field where they came from and focus on her new little bundle of dough that will get a Charlie Chunk of Howard's money when he finally leaves this earth and starts bugging everyone in radio hell fighting for space in the barbecue pit. Beth may not know this, but honestly, so many girlies have been shown the curb once their old fart meal ticket buys the farm. Winner takes all you know, especially East of Eden.

Super talk radio host Ryan Seacrest got the scoop from Heidi Klum on her upcoming wedding to her German boytoy rocker while Howard Stern scooped nothing but chocolate from the bottom of his banana boat.

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