On this week's stale Howard Stern satellite radio show, he announced that his wife Beth Stern is sick. Wow, breaking news, folks. I guess now poor Beth has to turn down all those TV show offers she isn't getting and deflect from the fact she has trouble getting into NY Fashion Week. She can't even get a phone app for herself on Howard's Sirius satellite radio show where Howard pretends he is on television when it's a phone app but I guess if you hook it up to your TV screen and view it that way it counts as being on TV but it's not on a TV network which is something Howard can't comprehend.
Howard is still jealous of Andy Cohen who announced the arrival of his son. Congrats to Andy!! The Sterns need a baby STAT because they are as boring as hell and everyone is disgusted by old man Stern's porn addiction which is considered a chronic condition by medical people. It just proves how empty Howard's life is and how empty his pants are since he's got to produce something down there to prevent alleged prostate cancer [INSERT LAUGHTER] as that is the go-to response to all sick aged old farts with nothing to do but indulge in selfie pleasure. Oh yeah, this is the topic of conversation on Stern's radio show, his selfie pleasure while his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern suffers from Fashion Week Flu.
As blogged about, Beth was recently in L.A. promoting her Cat & Kitten Bowls for the Hallmark Channel and suddenly Howard said on his radio show that Beth is now sick. So funny, because normally, everyone is sick of Beth.
Is this a product placement ad?????? You had better disclose this Beth or you could face some trouble but I am not sure Beth counts as an influencer anyway. I mean, if your old grandma plugs her meds, does anyone care, even if she is paid to do it?
Excerpts from the Beth Fan Page (BFP), May 16, 2017:
"This blogger was the first to report on the payola scandal that hit the Internet on May 9, 2017 after Howard Stern's official on-air endorsement of Dunkin' Donuts coffee on May 8, 2017 with Stern running and hiding from his Sirius satellite radio show on May 10, 2017."
"Beth Fans read it here first on May 9 [BFP, "Howard Stern's Banana Republic"] about the Federal Trade Commission targeting some celebrities [well, that excludes Howard right there] and companies from doing product place ads without the celeb telling their fans that they are being paid to promote certain products with one company in particular being mentioned in the article, Dunkin' Donuts. As Beth Fans read here on May 13 [BFP, "Not Guilty"] Heidi Klum responded to the scandal by posting on Twitter that she was not being paid to plug Dunkin' Donuts and she did not run and hide like a girl but faced the issue head on unlike the coward Howard."
Beth has been hitting the menopausal meds lately but her docs tell her they're vitamins to increase her chances of becoming fertile [INSERT LAUGHTER] while she waits for hubby Howard to get off his duff and score her some corporate tickets to NY Fashion Week Fall/Winter that runs from Feb 7th - 15th. So we'll see if Miss Sick in the Head can go clear once Stern scores some tickets for her from that SiriusXM freebie bin.
SiriusXM is still packing their channels with talent to make up for the Stern hiring debacle by Martine Rothblatt, who started Sirius and gave Howard, his well-high heeled pal, the deal of a lifetime and then ran. Sirius is desperate to hang onto the subscribers it has since it's just a farce anyway. As reported on this blog various times, stockbrokers do not recommend investing in Sirius yet I haven't checked lately and I doubt it matters.
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