Pet-a-Beth

Beth Stern could be clinically diagnosed as a cat pest because she bugs the hell out of them because she has no humans in her life that will put up with her. 

Cats can be easily controlled and she keeps them in cages unless they are hopping around her house for a staged video or photoshoot. Beth sometimes puts servants in her hubby's giant pants to play house with her and photographs cats ad nauseam on her Instagram Show "The Real Housewife of Instagram" because it is a free site and her husband Howard Stern is not investing anymore dough in that barren oven even with the alleged IVF treatments in Los Angeles to deflect from the alleged visits to the surrogate capitol of the world and why Beth is desperate to hang onto her job with the Hallmark Channel so she can justify her weird jaunts around the U.S.

As blogged about several times, Beth has a website but it is as barren as that empty space between her ears. It has not been updated for years and still announces the newest addition to her family, their new cat Apple, who has been dead for three years now and counting. There is no Twitter feed, nothing that is current on her website. One wonders why Howard still has the domain name for Beth and just not let it die a slow death like Beth's dreams of super fame.

In my last blog entry on Tuesday, January 29, this famous blogger blogged about how Beth did not get on The Today Show this year to plug her Hallmark Channel Kitten Bowl yet the referee from Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl did get on The Today Show TV broadcast. This must have woken up Howard Stern, who suddenly managed to get a big propaganda piece on The Today Show website dated January 31 about their Hamptons cat house with video included. Pretty funny, glad I could help, Howard, since they ignored your bullshit video until today. Ha. Howard Stern Productions needs a work product.

The reason Howard poses for photos for Beth's Instagram show and does videos
from their Hamptons home, is because Howard shops them around and uses them
in his own publicity pieces. The Sterns' also receive public donations to their selfie
foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, from visitors and guests at their Hamptons Hostel
which they somehow forget to mention in these publicity items. The Sterns would not be
doing any of this cat fostering and adoption promo bullshit unless they were paid via donations
to their foundation and Beth is paid by the North Shore Animal League and the Hallmark
Channel to plug this animal adoption gimmick. All these facts get lost
among all this Stern propaganda.

Is Beth a pet-a-file? All she has in her life are cats and nothing else and everyone ignores her unless she comes flying down that spiral staircase in their corporate apartments and Howard has to rush her to the hospital as he has related in the past on his stale satellite radio show and Beth has to hop around with a padded boot. It's kind of sad but it's not my fault either.

Howard Stern is still tanking the ratings of ABC's "The Bachelor" because he promotes it constantly on his stale satellite radio show as everyone is wondering if NBC is paying Stern to promote that show so everyone will avoid it and instead watch NBC's "America's Got Talent - Champions" fall show.

So how does SiriusXM satellite radio stay afloat? Maybe because it's an alleged sham? Some people say satellites are not heavy metal and would burn up in the atmosphere and that satellite radio is actually cheap shit. That's why SiriusXM is still afloat in spite of paying too much for an aged weave to have his own channels because they are pocketing a lot of dough while pretending to "launch" a satellite when they die off or get lost in space and stop transmitting a signal. Some say there are just satellite antennas and towers all over the place and some say there are submarine cables that carry transmissions around the globe. Some say that there are no bona fide real-time photos of satellites floating around the globe, only real life towers planted all over the U.S.

No wonder this year, SiriusXM and Howard Stern Productions can afford a work product trying to produce a song with Ronson the Robot for publicity for that flailing boring Stern satellite radio show.

Howard would never appear in front of a clear glass window. It would show up his weave glue
and melt his pancake makeup.

Howard's studio has no window or it was covered up. It's still covered up but with
a phony background to hide his facelift from the sun. Natural light is
kryptonite to plastic surgery aside from the glare on guests' faces.

Howard said on his stale satellite radio show that men

are jealous that he is with Beth. 

I guess they're jealous of those man arms.

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