Troubled Waters

Amidst reports that Heidi Klum and her boyfriend are in pending premarital trouble, we hear another rumor that Heidi may be ousted from the super Simon Cowell hit TV show "America's Got Talent" (AGT).

Various gossip sites say that Heidi's gorgeous boytoy boyfriend Tom Kaulitz only got engaged to her to get her off his back [literally] and that's why her former boytoy billionaire boyfriend Vito Schnabel allegedly cheated on Heidi to be free from the clinging vine. But with AGT, Heidi pulls this every year and threatens to not return unless her paycheck receives the golden buzzer and she is going clear to receive a big bonus.

Everyone knows that since NBC scraped barnacle Howard Stern off its hull, it has been a ratings winner after begging Simon Cowell to take over as captain of that Stern sinking ship. Now AGT has the Champions fall series that is another ratings winner and features all the same judges and Heidi is swimming in dough. Plus, if Heidi actually marries her boytoy, she is off the menu for Simon Cowell and that could be a reason he wants her out. Tyra Banks already announced she doesn't want to return as the hostess of the show yet some are saying this is another publicity ploy and to bump up her paycheck. I guess we will just have to watch what happens on the AGT front as Howard Stern reportedly sees an opening to get himself back on the show as a judge or at least as a guest judge as he has wanted since the show moved back to Los Angeles in 2016 leaving Howard back in New York on that burnt out satellite dish going nowhere but in circles and his Sirius bosses are struggling to keep Howard's fan interested in the antics of an aged cheese with holes in his weave with a wife that does zilch and expects to receive monetary donations to keep doing it.

Speaking of watching what happens, as blogged about, Andy Cohen is expecting a mini-Andy anytime soon and is in Los Angeles temporarily with his show "Watch What Happens Live" and his guest list is sending Howard Stern back into therapy to badger his doc over what happened to his big time TV talk show hosting career since Andy has the life Howard always wanted on television.

Andy is hosting big time guests on his Bravo TV show broadcasting from Los Angeles while Howard is hosting a big time crack in his walking stick from NYC.

For the first time this year and hereafter, the official voting for Oscar winners will be via electronic mail only. This is because of reports that Academy officials are sick and tired of Howard Stern writing his name in giant letters for Private Parts on the ballot every year. Private Parts [a name stolen from a 1972 movie], was a movie that was a debacle Hollywood hopes to forget with the jerks who greenlit the Stern selfie funded bio-bomb were asked how much they were paid under the table to get it on the big screen. But hey, they gladly took Stern's dough and went laughing all the way to the unemployment line. As already blogged about a few times, Jimmy Kimmel was signed to host the Oscars for three years but apparently, the Academy wants to renege on that deal and cut off Kimmel for what would be his third and final outing as host of the event, but hey, he still gets paid a fee to go away so either way, he wins. We know Howard loves to talk about hosting the Oscars every year but as far as weather reports go, Hell is not going to freeze over anytime soon. 

We can't wait for Beth Tuesday on the stale Stern

 Sirius satellite radio show and hopefully Season 3

of "Howard's Boob".

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