Seven Year Itch

This month marks the seven year anniversary of this famous blog by the famous blogger Dame Beth-Man about the famous unknown model Beth Ostrosky Stern. A party was held in my honor to celebrate this momentous occasion and everyone had a great time. 

Beth Fans are aware that over the course of these seven years, I have deleted old blog entries in an effort to keep this site somewhat fresh and new and will sometimes reblog about something if something new happens in the world of Howard and Beth Stern or when actual celebrities do stuff of interest. Yes, to answer your question, I do have an archived copy of the blog stored at Quantico, VA, for obvious reasons.

In honor of me, I can now reveal that I have been bestowed with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame which I now share with fellow illuminaries. Poor Howard Stern is so jealous of us starry eyed people, but all he's got right now is that Dog Star with his name on it and it will never be free of that radio deadweight. 

Here are a few photos of the activities surrounding my anniversary and receiving a star with the exclusive category certification as noted below and that I am allowed to share with the global audience. I am sorry to say I am not allowed to provide the address of my star in Hollywood because it is by invitation only and not meant to be trod upon by the general peon public. 

Promotional poster for the event:

The party in my honor was password protected:

General Atmosphere

Transsexual Helen Stern is happy about her wife's fan page anniversary and we can't wait for Helen to reappear in coming blog years.

Congratulations, Beth, for doing tons of stunts
that keep this blog going. Have an apple on me.

Beth went from an unknown nobody earning zilch until the death of Howard's purebred bulldog which she parlayed into a cash grab scheme setting up a personal foundation in honor of the dead dog and collects tons of public donations to run foster feline prison camps while Howard Stern runs his Hamptons B&B renting out rooms to celebs who get flat tires and need a place to stay for the night with Howard hiding his nail gun in the bushes while Beth and Ralph snatch trinkets from the guests and sell them on eBay. At least Howard offers a discount if guests agree to donate to the Beth Fund so Beth can keep up her do-nothing lifestyle staring at caged kittens much to the delight of the O Family what with Beth hooking the biggest catch of her life when all other contenders threw Howard back in his pond where he keeps finding more dirt at the bottom to keep his act going forever on a satellite dish that is almost as dead as his bulldog.

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