No Bulldog Bash for Beth?

The website claims that if you are a sponsor, one
of the perks is commentary from Howard Stern
on his [stale] satellite radio show. Does this still apply
when his wife Beth is not the big cheese host
of the event this year?

It seems Princess Nobody Beth Ostrosky Stern could not score a hosting gig this year for the annual Long Island Bulldog Rescue fundraiser held in NYC. 

Beth has been front and center on their promotional posters for years, with one time Howard Stern also appearing on the poster to advertise the event.

This year, the event takes place on December 7 and features an auction to raise at least $50,000. Tickets are $150. They normally expect about 200 people to show up.

In past years, Beth set up a table to sell her bullshit books as we wonder if event promoters are tired of her advertising only herself and hogging a red carpet, commandeering someone else's bulldog to horn in on the photos taken at the event. Beth has not owned any dog since the death of her bulldog in 2012 but has posed with one on her IG show that was not hers, it was just used for a photo shoot that no one asked for.

In 2012, the Long Island Bulldog Rescue called their
event "Cocktails for the Paws" so obviously Beth would show up.

Howard frequently wears gloves to hide
his liver spots and fingerprints.

It seems the Sterns are down to doing their own fundraiser to help raise money to fund Beth's salary with the North Shore Animal League (NSAL) where she works as their useless spokesperson. Howard invented the annual NSAL Beth awards that happens either in November or December each year ever since they horned in on the original event in 2006 and took it over ever since pushing Beth front and center. Howard normally has to placate the selfie monster or he will find more of his objets d'art crushed into a million pieces at his Manhattan man cave where she is dumped pretending they live together during the weeks Howard pretends to be live on the air with much of his boring radio show on tape.

Last year, the R. Couri Hay, Creative Public Relations (RCHCPR) firm got that Beth Stern in the papers advertising her appearance at the bulldog bash when Coco Austin's husband Ice-T was too sick to attend with her with no mention of why Howard Stern could not attend since well, he is rarely available to walk red carpets unless he is paid to attend by event organizers. Oh yes, Howard's team pays for these plugs especially since only Beth Horninsky's photo was in the press item. Howard hates to admit his wife can't get anything unless he shells out the dough or gets her hired by some bullshit network like the Hallmark Channel and then that's only due to her paid job with the North Shore Animal League as their useless spokesperson and setting up a phony feline foster room at her residences so everyone has a nice publicity game going here.

This is the NY Daily News item planted by the RCHCPR where Beth
didn't say where Howard was, but she was asked about having kids
and she stated she is 45 years old and past all that, and her
pets are her kids. Howard Stern donated a hat to the bulldog
event auction, no kidding folks, he is that cheap. Wonder
if any rogue hair plugs were stuck inside of the hat. Other
auction items include a guitar autographed by Bruce Springsteen
and Taylor Swift. How embarrassing for the Sterns, they are
such cheap bastards with zilch to donate. How about Howard's
fake Iron Man mask/helmet?? Ha.

Beth apparently did zilch for Halloween with her hubby Howard hiding from his alter Helen Stern since his psychotherapist is trying to cure his Frankenstein of needing that gown and heels to feel important. Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld headed for LA as usual to hold their cash grab foundation fundraiser for Halloween since the Seinfelds rarely do anything that doesn't bring in some dough to the household. Howard normally likes to dress in drag for xmas with guests having to fake laugh at Howard's boring antics. Even he makes dressing in drag boring, which is very hard to do. But for Thanksgiving he spends it with his side of the family and Beth spends it with her side where each side negotiates how to handle the dwindling bank account for the coming year and then Howard and Beth meet up for their own Thanksgiving badgering TV producers to pay attention to them while gearing up for year end nips and tucks at the Florida cosmetic plastic surgery center and stick a taxidermy cat in a room pretending to foster it so they can hope to write off everything before the end of the year.

I hope everyone had a fun Halloween as did Dame Beth-Man as we look forward to a meat-free Thanksgiving celebration this month. Well, sort of meat free depending on what we're talking about here.

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#stern #betho  #bethstern
#halloween  #bulldogs  #bash
#coco  #chanel  #icet