That Girl

I am down with Out about getting Wendy Williams, the superstar celebrity radio and TV show host, to host Saturday Night Live (SNL) this season. She was awesome playing the celebrity girlfriend of the SNL comedian and cast member Kyle Mooney on Sept 29.

Sources are alleging that Beth Stern is telling her paid toadie that she was asked to do the bit part as a "celebrity" girlfriend but was forced to turn it down due to her shilling for the American Humane Association's (AHA) Hero Dog Awards exploitation of disabled animals in Los Angeles on the 29th. 

Howard wanted Beth to fly West because he gets half of her income shilling for the AHA and was a bit giddy over his take and partied at Nobu ordering an extra helping of their raw radiated fish wraps with his dresser and color coder Ralph Cirella in tow who is reportedly a member of the secret underground society of altar boys who have proof they were molested by priests after succumbing to a stern examination of the body of evidence.

News item is from Out Magazine online.

It's no secret Howard Stern is desperate for a hosting spot on SNL and barge into some skits but Lorne Michaels is having a hard time coming up with something Howard could do other than empty waste baskets on camera, and even that could only be accomplished after a million rehearsals and Howard reading from index cards.

On Tuesday [Oct 2], on the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show, Howard keeps adding to the list of stuff that he did while Beth was in LA shilling for the AHA and now he added chess into the mix. As this blogger blogged about several years ago, Howard was tagged by a chess blogger named Jim West at the Marshall Chess Club, parading around with his girlfriend Beth [so you realize how long ago this was] when in fact, that girl was later identified as Howard's eldest daughter Emily. The chess blogger claimed he never saw Howard play, he only sat with the club's chess master and glared at the little boys playing chess and he walked around and left.

Whenever Bethie the wifey is not around, Howard is normally escorted around NYC by his eldest daughter Emily, but this time when Howard was allegedly alone without Beth when she was in LA over this last weekend, he hung out with the boys and didn't add that girl Emily into the mix. Hmmm, wonder why. I guess she was busy doing Zumba while singing "the sun will come out tomorrow" and couldn't be disturbed. 

We can't wait for Howard's Wednesday stale satellite radio show [Oct 3] when he will add to his activities that he did when Beth, the wicked witch of the East, headed West playing TV show host to exploit disabled dogs and actually had the nerve to collect money doing it.

Howard forgot to add that he also did the jig when Beth was in L.A.!

OH wait! He also went hang gliding when Beth was in L.A.!

Did you forget anything else Howard? We can't wait until your awful show writers come up with more stuff you did while Beth was away for two and a half days. Wow, I guess you wish she would skate off to do more stuff so you get half her paycheck.

So hilarious that Beth only adopted the one-eyed Pebble because she thought she would struggle and not have depth perception and not be able to run amok in her Hamptons hideout. Now she is tasked with making the poor cat fat since that is what she does to her other house cats who have no disabilities. I guess she can try and get another book deal out of this cat, but Nathan Lane already has a series of books about his dog called "Naughty Mabel", about a French bulldog that lives in the Hamptons.

Andy Cohen is holding up his end of the Sirius sinking satellite dish by hosting A-List stars and Tuesday, Oct 2nd, was no different.

On 10-2-18 while Howard Stern hosted a show featuring his staff shitting
in diapers [I kid you not], Andy was hosting the celebrity guest
Christina Aguilera to the delight of his millions of listeners.
Christina also visited SiriusXM Today Show Radio hosted by Hoda Koba.

Howard is still struggling to get a segment sponsor for his phony 10-year anniversary of being married to Beth on October 3, which was actually their second wedding that took place in a bar with a plate of dried out truffles and scrambled eggs with booze served to guests. Beth is known for being a horizontal Hamptons wife who does zero but badger stray cats and calls it charity work.  We can't wait to watch what happens as Howard brags about staying married to Beth when his only other choices were Mary McCormack, Houston the porn star, and a Factory actress whose private parts are as defective as the selfie proclaimed King of all Media.

Don't forget the October 3 big emergency alert system test that is aimed at you, yes you.

This blogger obtained an advance copy of that alert message:

Yes, the President couldn't take it anymore and hopes this will free him from the barrage of phony phone calls from Howard trying to sell a reboot of The Apprentice featuring Howard and Beth parading around Trump Tower getting free booze and eats while Beth snatches a genuine gold candy dish from the Trump Tower penthouse to send home to her mother.

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