Master of All Media

Rob Zombie is on fire this month and will appear on the cable TV network AMC on October 14 on the History of Horror, and early reports are saying it might involve exploring exactly when Howard and Beth Stern started wearing fright wigs. Zombie is also hosting HDNet movies, 13 Nights of Halloween.

Everyone knows Rob's wedding anniversary to that groupie he met one night at a club is on October 31 when Howard and Beth Stern received a revocation of their invitation to the ceremony. The Zombies had said that they were planning a big traditional wedding ceremony with Howard and his then girlfriend [now wife] Beth Ostrosky being invited, but backed out and sent Howard an un-invitation. Later Rob and Sheri married in a quickie Vegas ceremony since he was performing there anyway and it didn't cost the frugal half-Scotsman much of his own dough out of pocket. It just happened they married on Halloween, it really wasn't all that planned out. But, Howard has been ticked off ever since he was snubbed by RZ and got permanently stuck with Beth O whose family refused to revoke her contract with Howard and insisted on a wedding that took place in the Hamptons in August 2008. Howard even publicly announced both weddings as did Beth, with the October 2008 a farce for the "media" [as if any media were interested in those two] and Howard raced to his psychiatrist to cope with the embarrassingly low bids he received from tabloids to print the wedding pictures of their photoshopped facelifts in wigs reciting stupid parody vows under a chuppah.

Only a few photos have emerged of what Beth wore at her first wedding
[one photo is on the sidebar of this blog] with zero family photos since sources
allege that only Ellen Stern and her family attended from Howard's side of the war zone.

While Howard Stern has to take more time off from his stale satellite radio show to make Beth famous and work on more fundraisers for their personal foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends, his long time buddy Vinnie Favale is quarantined at CBS for being a jerk. 

I hope this doesn't mean Beth is banned from CBS too! Vinnie was assigned to be human caution tape around Beth whenever she came to the studio at CBS. Howard and Beth love Vinnie since he's the one that reportedly got Beth her voice-over stint during one skit on The David Letterman show that was aired on the History of Howard Stern several years ago on his satellite radio show.

Too funny how SiriusXM is the official home of dinosaurs as this Hair Nation concert tour must be a free event. Who would pay to hear these losers? This touring group appeared in Miami on October 6 and I am sure will pester a town near you. Did they get to rent out Howard Stern's time share in Florida? I hear that's up for grabs since Howard is desperate to get a corporate sponsor for his selfie visits to his botoxology basement and Beth's buttface filler spa.

Howard Stern sure fits in with SiriusXM Wig Nation.
I think Sirius should dump Howard 100 &101 and let him
air his pre-recorded garbage on Channel 39 instead.

Jennie Garth has a nice little business going for herself getting other people to pay for her mansions and then cashing in for a profit straight into her personal bank account. But she was desperate to unload that Beth Stern Yoda the Cat book and was offering to pay $20 or make an offer to anyone who would take it away since the book wouldn't burn. Insiders are alleging that was the reason she sold her Studio City home because that book was haunted. At midnight, Jennie would see an apparition of a wonky-eyed woman with bad hair extensions screeching to Yoda the cat to get the fuck off the credenza when Jennie didn't own a credenza. Spooky.

Bradley Cooper shows off the new caricature of Lady Gaga at Sardi's alongside his that he got back in May 2015 for his embarrassingly bad portrayal of the Elephant Man on Broadway and came off as a slow adult in need of adult diapers who was auditioning for a stint on Saturday Night Live. Sardi's restaurant features dozens of drawings of Broadway stars but everyone knows Gaga will eventually get one so why wait. That new Star Is Born is a farcical remake of the Barbra Streisand version with Kris Kristofferson that was done in 1976. This new version with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper is even dumber with a straight-to-cable tag on it.

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