Saddle Up

Artwork by Mike Frederiqo

All the posh people were called to New York on September 7, 2018, to celebrate Ralph Lauren's 50th fashion show during New York's Fashion Week so obviously the Sterns would not be allowed inside the event. So, who was there? Only the savior of SiriusXM Andy Cohen since he is one of the NY elite inner circle crowd and approved to rub elbows and other body parts with the illuminated ones like Hillary Clinton, Huma Humadore, and the Queen of All Media Oprah Winfrey. Oh, there was a password alright to get into this exclusive event and it wasn't Fidelio I can tell you that much. If I say anymore I will have to strip naked and sacrifice myself and end up being a headline tomorrow morning that a model died of a "drugs [sic] overdose".

Howard keeps rattling those gates but I think it might be time to stop trying to get in with the cool crowd. I think once Rob Zombie won't even use Howard and Beth as rotting corpses in his films, they had just better go home to their nest and eat that crow that's cooking in the pot.






















Beth couldn't sneak in this time either pretending to cover the event for Extra TV. What happened to those mics Beth? Confiscated much?

A bunch of people except the Sterns were invited to the 50th Fashion Show of Ralph Lauren, Bethesda Terrace, New York, September 7, 2018 - here are a few:

Wow - level up ladies, you got the best seats in the house.
What happened to Beth and Howard? Stuck in
traffic? Hahahahahahahahahaha. No Matt Lauer and his
fug faced Revlon model wife either? 

The Power Power Couple.

We love you Huma! Please don't bake us in a pizza pie.

Anne showed up in spite of the dress code.
She actually had to wear clothes covering her private parts.

Black Robed Lily Aldridge led the altar ceremonies to sacrifice a canned ham.

The canned ham.

A real model walks for Ralph Lauren's
50th fashion show on September 7 during New York's
Fashion Week.

So funny that while super Simon Cowell is busy with his stellar summer television hit "America's Got Talent", Howard is busy working longer hours again on his stale satellite radio show. As already blogged about, Howard is required this year to work longer hours or face giant vacation cuts which would mean Howard couldn't spend weeks with Beth in the Hamptons for their cash grab foundation fundraisers. Howard always has to work and panics about bringing home the bacon to Beth with the bulging thighs and ass. On Beth Tuesday, Howard announced on his satellite radio show that Beth makes their bed!! Wow, and all Simon Cowell has is a hot girlfriend who gave birth to his adorable son. Simon must be jealous he isn't married to Beth the Barren Hausfrau.

Beth must be good at doing chores around the house what with that buffalo butt and enormous flabby thighs and chunky legs. I don't think we ever saw the actual photos from this Stern photo shoot five years ago. They must have been hilarious.

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