Click Click BOOM

Click click tick tock step step stepping closer to oblivion is SiriusXM Satellite Radio heading for the golden oldies bin with Howard Stern managing to bankrupt the Dog Star forcing the company to merge with XM with the Queen of All Media Oprah Winfrey heading the galactic force and the Queen of All Failed Media Howard Stern bringing up the rear and the new company SiriusXM survived Oprah quitting and taking off for good to her OWN TV network and Hollywood having won a few Oscars with Howard Stern winning zilch and getting no network job anywhere since falling off the end of the judges' table at NBC's "America's Got Talent" and Beth Stern disappearing from the book shelves across America and getting zilch TV series and having to go back to her shelter scrounging dough out of the public to fund her horizontal lifestyle and her brief stints for the charities she shills for, the American Humane Association and the North Shore Animal League that pays her to show up to their bogus animal events and get her on TV a few times a year or you would not see Beth. No pay, no TV, no Beth.

Bye Bye Sirius as you are STUCK WITH STERN until infinity with all those old Stern show tapes that are worth about 0.0 to anyone on this planet let alone the Dog Star. You would think Monster Malone would give Beth a show on the Dog Star. Seems fitting since she's such a bitch. Ask Howard who haunts the meatpacking district staring at their prime beef while Beth haunts a patio in Florida.

Pretty pathetic that in 1997 Howard was publicizing his straight to bomb movie "Private Parts" that was released in theaters in loser February and dumped onto the VHS video market within three months with Howard fantasizing about porno models and that Hollywood Walk of Fame Star he will never get and had to make sure he didn't duplicate the actual star for the magazine cover or he would've been arrested for fraud.

Gawddamn. Photoshopped much Howard? He sure had the

big expensive wig and photoshopping provided by

Industrial Light & Magic.

We see that Howard sure practices the cool hand signals whenever a camera is illuminating his wig and facelift.

Sirius is siriusly considering hiring a Howard Stern Piece of Shit Emoji to replace him in 2020 since it would save on expenses and we doubt guests would notice the difference.

I wouldn't laugh Beth! It means you will disappear too
if Howard is replaced with an emoji.

Congratulations to superstar Rob Zombie for holding onto his huge box office record for Labor Day Weekend for his movie HALLOWEEN (2007).

Congrats to RuPaul for winning another Creative Arts Emmy Award for his stellar show RuPaul's Drag Race.

Howard said Heidi kissing him
during his tenure on AGT
meant she wanted to bed him.
Tim Gunn is gay.
Heidi is European and kisses
as a form of friendship.
It means nothing more except
that Howard is an idiot.

Heidi Klum did not win an Emmy this year [losing to RuPaul] but she is reportedly leaving Project Runway after 11 seasons on Lifetime [Masonic pillars = perfect timing] to pursue another show with Tim Gunn on Amazon featuring global fashion and designers and the clothes can be purchased on Amazon. Good luck Heidi! We know you don't need it.

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