Net-a-NitWit

Beth Stern thinks that horning in on a Jessica Seinfeld Good Plus Foundation cash grab concert benefit performance equals a ticket to New York's Fashion Week but it doesn't. Fashion Week ends today so Howard had to snag some corporate freebie leftover tickets to get Beth an appearance on a red carpet and as a seat filler for a Carnegie Hall performance of Jerry Seinfeld and a bunch of other boring idiots to benefit Jessica Seinfeld and her foundation where she gives a black family a baby buggy every tax quarter plus whatever leftover out of season clothes Net-a-Porter wants to dump onto a homeless shelter and they call it charity work. Plus, the Sterns are still steaming over the big SNUBOLA of the Seinfelds' second annual big dinner benefit at their home in the Hamptons this past summer for Jess's Good Plus Foundation with the Sterns being escorted out into left field and Jess is reportedly having to deal with the fallout. You had better take Beth or you will be hounded until infinity if you don't appease the bubble headed buttinskys who think they are famous when Howard has to keep working on that burnt out satellite dish or he will lose his corporate housing.

So here we have Bethie alone on the red carpet at the Good Plus Foundation's Carnegie Hall concert benefit because she hates it when Howard blocks a clear view of her Net-a-Knock-Off rendition of some outfit from the Nancy Sinatra Collection, but this is all buffalo butt Beth can fit into.

9-12-18, Beth got the word there were unsold seats tonight
and had to fly out of her NYC corporate apartment
in record time with that wilted wig and barely had time to get
her mutant ninja turtle MUA to slap on some pancake
in the elevator ride and catch a bus to Carnegie Hall to meet up with Howard.

Huma Humorless's buddy was there, Stacy Bendet,
at the Good Plus Foundation fundraiser at Carnegie Hall
on 9-12-18, and we wonder if Beth will bug the hell
out of her like she did in the summer of 2017 at the Seinfelds' first annual
Good Plus Foundation dinner party at their home in the Hamptons.
A quick search of this blog should bring up that event from last year
for the dull and uninformed who fail to keep pace with this blogger.
Also, on this blog's sidebar, Beth got to pose in front of
fake grass and trees at Bendet's show in September 2017.

As of this writing, no pix have shown up that anyone of importance was there to support Jess's mission of trying to make herself famous every tax quarter but Jerry Seinfeld is like Howard now, they have to constantly push their wives' selfie charities and foundations to make the dolts famous and appear likable to their Instagram trolls who have no clue who they are anyway. But that is what you get when you marry late in life and get a cash grab gal that is so butt ugly yet desperate for fame so it's onto the charity bit. There is no other way to market fugly nobodies but have them set up a foundation to fund their horizontal lifestyles.

Howard is in hiding from another "America's Got Talent" show tonight with Howard still fuming over the fact Simon got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and Howard almost got his walking papers if he didn't show up to work and sit at his control panel pretending his show is not all on tape and that Howard isn't tele-broadcasting from his digs away from Beth's corporate Manhattan apartments that he turned over to her to help pay expenses since the selfie couple are treading water in their tax shelters. 

Howard goes into orbit over this picture and has to be shot down because he
never got an adorable son out of barren Bethie's man cave.

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