PR Pariah

It's difficult to keep track of all the public relations firms Howard Stern has had to hire to make his Pittsburgh Pariah, Beth Bucktoothed Ostrosky famous, and now Howard has a new PR Pigeon for Beth. 

We know he used to hire Bloomfield & Mullet who came up with Beth's three book deals, the first one where their PR firm just downloaded a bunch of free info off the Internet and published it, slapping Beth's name on it and the other two books were about that horrific bully Yoda the cat that Beth thought would trend when all he did was die - the original declawed Yoda - since then we've got a replacement with a huge thick coat and oh, this one is not declawed but Beth is overfeeding him so he can hardly cause any damage to her cheap imitation gothic furniture. Normally, the Sterns only adopt declawed and blind cats since they don't want their overpriced ugly furniture clawed up and shredded but the cats who don't have any defects are overfed until they can hardly move. Beth has no clue on how to housebreak cats and she proves it everyday of her Instagram show. I think the Bloomfield & Mullethead team were fired after they set up Beth's big foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), oh, and those hilarious calendar ideas where Howard took all of the horrible photos of Beth and then charged almost 30 bucks for them where Beth pocketed about 99 percent of the sales via her BFF foundation. So that pretty much ended those guys coming up with anymore dumb ideas to market Beth.

Then Howard hired Alison Brod who barely knew who Beth was and thought the woman with Beth at a jewelry event was Beth's sister when the entire world knows she has no sister, the woman next to her was her sister-in-law. Gosh, you would think a PR firm would know the least little bit about their clients [ref: BFP 1-28-17]. But in May 2014, Alison Brod did get Beth a bit more coverage by scoring that annual BTIG Global Financial Services stock-trader day where a bunch of celebs and Beth show up for a day at the phones trading stocks for clients. BTIG donates their commissions for a day and the celebs and Beth pick a charity and what a shock, Beth chose her own BFF foundation, so a portion of the BTIG commissions for one day went straight into Beth's pocket.

So now onto 2018 and the Lawlor Media Group is now stuck with making Beth famous. They dropped the ball this year with the BTIG media coverage, yes Beth was there, but was omitted from all the press reports the day of the event and a bunch of celebs were all featured in news articles and in photos covering the event except Beth. Beth finally got a 2 second video of herself at the BTIG event on their Twitter site a week after the event [as noted on the sidebar of this blog].

Beth's new PR team suck. It took them 30 days to get Beth's event featured in a magazine for old people. The Wildlife Benefit was on June 23 and they finally got her in print on July 23.

So hilarious that Howard has to act as Beth's PR agent all the time anyway because he can't afford to keep a PR team employed full-time. So he shops around his hilarious awful photos of that aged cheese Beth and tries to get them printed on various sites on the Internet or plugged into some bogus article in online magazines. 

On August 4, 2018, Beth is hosting a FREE event called the Healthy Guru 2018 where a bunch of jerks in Southampton set up tables to try and sell and promote their health and beauty products, yoga sessions, exercise studios, clothing lines, nutritional products, all that crap. Oh, one of the sponsors is Social Life Magazine.You know, that no-list magazine where Howard purchases one issue per year to feature his nobody wife who is famous for nothing and does zero with her life but badger and harass cats all day and chops off their claws as shown in her videos on IG since she HATES CLAWS and maniacally chops them off those helpless kitten prisoners that scratch up her fugly furniture and snatch at her wigs. Oh, you think I'm joking? Then you need to check out her crazy IG show

Howard is a busy bee this summer pushing Beth in everyone's faces and got her a hosting job of a FREE event. How funny is that? Howard just recycled that crappy photo he took from last year's Social Life magazine:

So how come Jennifer Meyer refuses to put Beth on her IG when she wears her jewelry? I mean everyone is on there, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Kate Hudson, Kendall Jenner, a bunch of famous people are on her IG. 

Gee, I guess Beth is just too much of a giant nobody to be included and she looks awful in anything anyway. Beth isn't a walking advertisement for anything or anyone but a Howard Stern Production which means she'll never get the green light. 

But she can't even get arrested and was not even in trouble in the press for making alleged racist comments to a bunch of African American kids who allegedly harassed her in 2007 when she was casually walking Bianca her dog in a back alley trying to allegedly score free samples of coke, I mean, who knew she would be harassed? Ha ha...okay, the story goes Beth was trolling around the streets of NY with her dog when a bunch of kids surrounded her. I know it sounds scary, but the truth is she was surrounded by first-graders who never saw a giant nobody before walking a huge fat dog with tiny legs.

But, nobody cares what Howard and Beth do, it's amazing how these people are ignored but they are professional pests and you just have to not disturb them. If you do get Stuck With The Sterns, just agree to their terms and then run and hide and change all your contact info. It takes awhile but they do finally stop bothering you.

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