Le Camouflet

As exclusively reported by this blogger, it appears Beth Ostrosky Stern's new PR team, the Lawlor Media Group, is a bust [note prior blog entry dated 8-1-18]. As also exclusively reported, Beth Ostrosky Stern, the big Hamptons resident, has failed to score a cover feature on big-time Hamptons Magazine since 2011.

So what happens when you are one of the co-chairs of the Evelyn Alexander Get Wild summer benefit on June 23, an event that gave a special thanks to Hamptons Magazine for covering the event, and you fail to get in their editorial pages for the event???? Ha ha ha. It means you had better fire your PR team.

I mean, Beth normally gets photos of herself in the editorial pages of Hamptons magazine on the pages covering the Hamptons events, but zero for this current issue of Hamptons magazine covering the "Get Wild" event from June 23. Yes, the Get Wild benefit Beth attended as I already blogged about of course, but to not get a photo in Hamptons magazine? Nope, she only got her name mentioned in the brief rundown of the event but no photo. This is a FIRST for Miss Hamptons to not get a photo in the editorial pages yet she does get in the editorial pages of that no-lister Hamptons magazine called Social Life, where Howard Stern buys a cover feature each year for his pudgy pariah with the stubby legs and yes, she gets in their editorial section too when she horns in on various Hamptons events. It could be what this blogger discovered years ago, that perhaps people who no longer can get cover features for Hamptons Magazine, THE premiere magazine covering the top newsmakers and celebs, if you do Social Life, you get banned from Hamptons Magazine. We will see if Beth can squeeze her butt cheeks into the editorial pages of Hamptons Magazine before the summer season runs out.

As blogged about on 8-1-18, Beth's new PR team got this photo printed in "Closer" magazine as in closer to death I suppose, but they failed to get the same photo or any photo of Beth from the wildlife rescue benefit, printed in the coveted Hamptons Magazine.

So, you ask, obviously Hamptons Magazine covered the event, but zero photos of Beth Buttinsky are in it, when in prior years she got at least a half page photo if not in a bunch of smaller ones for this same annual wildlife center benefit.

Good luck finding Beth's minuscule little name which is the only
thing that's little about her.

How come Howard and Beth as a couple have never appeared on the cover of Hamptons Magazine? I guess Howard liked to pretend he married a superstar and she is famous all by herself. Oh, she's famous alright. She's all alone in her bedroom with her iPhone on a tripod playing model and saying Howard took the photos. Ha, Howard barely took any photos of Beth, they were all selfies with a timer on her own phone and then it's to the computers to fix the photos to make Beth look under 50 yrs old and under 145 lbs barking orders at Aaron the Airbrusher.

The Gay Horninskys are desperate to be accepted
in the Hamptons social scene even though they can't afford
a house on the shoreline.

Chelsea Handler is getting her affair to remember financed by Will & Grace since she joined the cast to be the giant lover of who? Oh, Howard's girlfriend while he was married to his first wife, Mary McCormack, who plays a giant lesbian on the show since well, that is the show. It's about gays struggling to make it on a million dollars a year in the Big Apple. Season 2 of the reboot series starts this fall with Season 3 already greenlit for next year. Will Beth get on the show with her self-proclaimed sister wife? Maybe if that Lawlor Media Group gets off their duffs and actually does something for Beth's big career, she will get a guest appearance. 

Mary is very chummy since Howard is having a hard time shaking Beth off his boots. We know when Beth gets mad, cats start to die around her. Just check out her IG show and you'll see a trend as Beth now follows Howard into the city every Sunday that he actually shows up and doesn't exist via a phone line, and sits there in the corporate apts stewing about how he pretends they live together to his fan and his Sirius bosses where he has to prove he is an emotionally stable married man. Oh, a lot has changed for poor old Howard this year. He has to work more hours to keep up his schedule of making Beth famous in the Hamptons in the summertime, constantly on that phone trying to get her into social events, I mean, isn't that why you hire a PR firm? So you aren't stuck with that tacky thing you married? It's like making that gum stuck on your shoe famous. Gosh, maybe Howard should phone up his old pal Neil Patrick Harris and ask for relationship advice, although, the rumors won't stop that Neil is pussywhipped by his own Hamptons Harridan.

Flashback Friday

Remember the second Kelly Kelloranan Bethsimon got on the TV show "The Real Housewives of New York", that Beth Buttinsky attached herself to her body and got in a bunch of photos with her? Beth has been trying to get on that show forever without signing any releases and it hasn't worked. She doesn't want to be FAIR GAME to the cast and crew. 

Remember when Jen met Charlie? Oh, Jen has a whole other life away from the boys but it's that damn Science Club that mandates she get married. They have tried to come up with a nice little family unit for her but nothing has worked out. She just doesn't really like boys all that much while everyone wonders how a 54 year old woman can have such toned arms...it's in the jeans.

Remember when Beth went through phases where she tried to look like famous people? Howard has tried everything to launch his Spudnick but nothing has worked out for him. I guess he still hasn't paid those Science Club fees that are past due. He just likes to always be the newbie in training even though he's 66 years old.

Yes, I know, Beth Fan Page fans want to know about Rob Zombie's movie that will be released next year. It's about how the Firefly family survived being killed by police at the end of the last film and they have been stuck in prison this whole time and now there is a groundswell of public sympathy to release them from prison, at least Sheri's character named "Baby" but I am sure it will involve the three main characters. But I guess we'll have to watch what happens.

Hey, I'm up for some flashing on Friday. 

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