Justice For All

August 2018 marks the 10 year
wedding anniversary for Beth as she
invokes the Justice card in her
upcoming summit meetings
to negotiate a post-nup agreement
since the alleged pre-nup is
null and void.

As reported by this blogger numerous times, Howard Stern gets Beth an annual cover feature for Social Life magazine and he's done his horrible camera phone photo shoots for eight years and everyone just tries to ignore it. However, Beth keeps pushing a disclaimer in everyone's faces when she is holding some wild birds as printed in the magazine and when she reprints some of the photos that didn't make it in the publication on her Instagram (IG) show. Well, it's because the birds were snatched by Beth for no reason but to use them in her fame quest and make her fan think she is a nice person who nurses wildlife back to health when all she has done was stuff a dead rat in a box and ride shotgun to the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Center and dump it on their doorstep like a feral cat showing off their prize catch.

In one bogus report from Newsday online, Howard and Beth claimed to haul ass out to the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Center to take some pictures of the animals for Social Life magazine. However, if that were the case, they would not need a disclaimer on the photos of Beth posing with the wild animals since it's on their property and the experts are there to handle the animals and they have a permit to house them. So how come the big cheese Mr. Busy with his bowl of chili he gets from Gourmet Garbage meat market couldn't haul his saggy ass to the actual wildlife center where these animals are kept to photograph them? PLUS, zero photos of the actual wildlife center appear in their Social Life magazine issue [August 2018] that the Sterns pretend to plug in the article.

The mystery deepens as you don't realize how carefully Howard and Beth word everything. Okay, so suddenly in the August 2018 issue of Social Life magazine AND on Beth's Instagram show, she places a giant disclaimer about the animals she is holding or posing with, that she is holding them under permit from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to be used as education. Yet this disclaimer DOES NOT APPEAR IN CLOSER MAGAZINE where Beth is holding an owl from the same wildlife center!! So what is the difference? 

It's because for Closer Magazine, Beth is holding the owl at a fundraiser for the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Center and there is no need for a printed disclaimer on the photos since the entire event is for the wildlife center and considered educational by showing people at the fundraiser some of the animals that were rehabilitated by the wildlife center. So since Beth evidently snatched these animals for no reason other than to use as photo props in Social Life magazine, she has to claim they are in the photos for educational purposes which is a farce.

Yes, Beth stepped in it alright this year, since anyone can check online at the same events where Beth holds some birds and one time a giant possum and there was no disclaimer printed on the photos because she and Howard were at an official fundraiser for the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Center where you need no official disclaimer, such as, when you show up at a school you need a permit for the animals and they are used for educational purposes in a classroom setting. It isn't any official animal welfare fundraiser.

In other news, since it has been reported that Howard Stern is allegedly writing a tell-all book [ref: BFP 8-10-18], will it now get him into the coveted Authors Night in the Hamptons under the tents? Howard is desperate for any publicity at this low point in his career and he couldn't even get Beth Buttinsky into Authors Night for her two books about her horrible son Yoda the Cat that swats kittens off his cat tree and they fall and fracture legs or get mangled and Beth has to jump on her horse to get the rescued cat rescued by a local veterinarian to repair the damage she caused and then tries to foist the injured cats onto other foster homes where they change the name so as to not have a paper trail back to Beth. 

The big Authors Night tent event for this year was held on August 11, and of course Alec was there with his book and his wife Hilaria with her book that came out a year ago as already blogged about by this blogger [ref: BFP 1-11-17]. As already blogged about, the book features back cover endorsements from Beth Stern who is known for nothing, and Maria Menounous who is known for her massive tumor that was growing in her big head that had to be removed. Howard Stern has a big tumor growing in his digs he had built in the Hamptons who badgers cats all day and night that he can't get removed even though he has consulted with his team consisting of Emily the High Priestess of Pothole Poetry, Holly the Holistic Healer, Billy the Bagel Boy, Stanley the Photog Stand-in Model, Lawyer Giuliani dressed in drag as Marilyn, and Louie the Lawyer from Long Island who lives under a bridge since working for Howard doesn't pay very well.

So what happened with the Horninskys parading into the Seinfeld estate to have dinner under the tent for their foundation? Beth and Howard Stern horned in last year for the first annual benefit since Jessica Seinfeld renamed her bullshit foundation from Baby Buggy to Good Plus, but this year I guess the Sterns' invitation got lost in the mail [ref: BFP 7-30-17 for last year's event]. I told Jess to have the silverware microchipped, but would she listen? 

This year, the fundraising dinner was held on the evening of August 4, and it's the second annual Jessica Seinfeld Good Plus Foundation fundraiser sponsored by Net-a-Porter, where Jess gives one African American woman a used baby buggy and some past season clothes that failed to sell on Net-a-Porter. This year, the fundraiser focused on fathers, so expect one African American man to get stuck with a used baby buggy and past season clothes that didn't sell on Net-a-Porter. Reportedly, the guest list consisted of Jerry's former galpal Gwyneth Paltrow, along with Judd Apatow, Neil Patrick Harris and his husband, Nacho Figueras and his wife, Stella McCartney, and many others except Beth and Howard Stern. 

Oh, I am not totally done with Social Life magazine. The actual print version of the magazine was released on August 9, with Beth posting her version of the magazine on August 10 on her Instagram show for her cat club crazies who have no clue who she is.

https://issuu.com/sociallifemagazine/docs/social_life_magazine_august_2018_be

Social Life magazine rejected Howard's version of the Big Beth Issue and instead edited down the Howard Stern Production copy. God only knows how many stupid photos Howard originally submitted of Beth to the publishers this year, but they did use a whopping six big photos of Beth wearing giant tent dresses yet ZERO photos of the actual wildlife rescue center the Sterns were pretending to promote in the article they wrote for the magazine. You will also notice there were no credits given to anyone providing the clothes and jewelry for the Stern Phone Photo Shoot since Howard can never get a sponsor for his Big Beth Issue of Social Life magazine.

Notice these goofy credits with repeated duplicate text thanking that wildlife center. No mention of anyone who provided the clothes or jewelry to the Sea Witch Beth posing with crows feet.

Oh yes, it really is all about Beth and not about animals as Howard Stern Productions has to come up with new ways to market the aged melon head to her phantom public that doesn't exist anyway. She is just making the O Family proud of her achievement of marrying an old radio shock jock who is no longer shocking just disgusting and prefers to live away from the cat selfie camp overlord who the inmate servants call Ilsa the She-Wolf of SS 112 [SS = Southampton Stalag]. We would love to see the issue that Howard actually submitted but I am sure all of those 1,000 photos he took of Beth for the August issue are all on his iPhone waiting to be randomly printed in tabloids from now until infinity like with all his photo shoot photos that just grow moldy on his phone waiting to be hung out to dry somewhere on the Internet.

On Monday, August 13, Howard started his summer reruns by rehashing old stories like when Don Imus was announcing his retirement from the radio because yes, Howard is that nuts thinking he has a real TV show and a summer hiatus where primarily reruns are aired. No one knows where Howard is broadcasting from and he likes it that way since he's agoraphobic with his face bloated from his face fillers he won't admit he gets while Beth keeps bugging him to pretend they actually live together all the time, not just from Friday to early Sunday morning on the weekends the O Family are not in residence at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Oh, we can't wait for Howard's tell-all book where he will tell all about how he juggles his home life with the boys in the band while Beth snatches wild animals and claims they are used for education yet fails to mention what education she is actually using them for except as photo props in her quest for fame.

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