On the August 8, 2018 stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard had as a guest the raging egomaniac David Hasselhoff for Robin Quivers' birthday. Robin is the well-known side-idiot of the Howard Stern Show on the overly long and boring run of Howard's terrestrial radio show and now on Sirius with Robin so stupid she never got her name officially on the show title. Something she should have done 80 yrs ago when Howard started on the radio and he needed a black woman to sit there and laugh at all his racist, sexist, homophobic, and crude jokes while kissing the asses of wives #1 and #2, while Howard had to make sure they don't write a tell-all book about him being a lonely, frightened man afraid of the sun for fear his facelift and weave glue will melt while he constantly badgers network executives for a job.  |
| Robin was hoping for an appearance from Ronald McDonald for her birthday but all she got was David Hasselhoff. |
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| Hayley is 38 and looks 28. |
So in comes Hasselhoff to the Stern show on Wednesday, bragging to Howard how he scored a younger wife than Howard got. Hasselhoff's new bride is 38 years old compared with Howard's menopausal mare who states she is 46 years old [try 49 honey] so Beth got all triggered and spazzed out so Howard had to order a big entryway photo shoot for Beth so she could play "model" once again since she poses all over her cat prison camp(s) because she has zero to do but play model housewife to a bunch of prison cats.
Howard showed off his freshly lasered and Botoxed face to his fan when Hasselhoff was in the studio on Wednesday to display his famously horrible singing skills.
If anyone can decipher Beth's gibberish on her Instagram show, I guess she is adopting a one-eyed cat since as this blogger has said on numerous occasions, Beth and Howard only allow animals in their homes as their pets that are either declawed, blind, half-blind, and now one-eyed so it has zero depth perception and can't scale a countertop or hop on top of their fugly furniture, or Beth feeds the cats into morbid obesity so they can't move and jump on counters or scratch up her ugly junk she gets free from HomeGoods or CushionSource or cheap reproductions of furniture from the Addams' Family movie sets because Beth was a FIT MODEL and has FITS all the time around the prison if any of these animals get out of line. And yes, there is the tons of press mileage she gets out of adopting blind, declawed, and fat cats, but no room for DEAF cats since they will rip up her house. Other cats are dumped onto foster homes where the little monsters have to be kept in cages until they can be unloaded onto someone else or just carted off to the local county animal shelter. Beth could care less, the woman has less than zero to do with her life aside from her appointments in a lobby to play Instagram model.
Howard showed off his freshly lasered and Botoxed face to his fan when Hasselhoff was in the studio on Wednesday to display his famously horrible singing skills.
If anyone can decipher Beth's gibberish on her Instagram show, I guess she is adopting a one-eyed cat since as this blogger has said on numerous occasions, Beth and Howard only allow animals in their homes as their pets that are either declawed, blind, half-blind, and now one-eyed so it has zero depth perception and can't scale a countertop or hop on top of their fugly furniture, or Beth feeds the cats into morbid obesity so they can't move and jump on counters or scratch up her ugly junk she gets free from HomeGoods or CushionSource or cheap reproductions of furniture from the Addams' Family movie sets because Beth was a FIT MODEL and has FITS all the time around the prison if any of these animals get out of line. And yes, there is the tons of press mileage she gets out of adopting blind, declawed, and fat cats, but no room for DEAF cats since they will rip up her house. Other cats are dumped onto foster homes where the little monsters have to be kept in cages until they can be unloaded onto someone else or just carted off to the local county animal shelter. Beth could care less, the woman has less than zero to do with her life aside from her appointments in a lobby to play Instagram model.
Beth loves the date nights with the rarely vertical Howard Stern who admitted he needs a walking stick to navigate while he announces his monthly "I quit running" schedule on his satellite radio show.
Obviously Howard wanted Hasselhoff on his show to get dirt on Simon Cowell since David was on both "America's Got Talent" (AGT) shows as a judge in Hollywood and in Britain. You remember Howard's three prong attack of Les Moonves, as Howard already mentioned [BFP 8-6-18], when Les [as the head of CBS/Viacom] had the nerve to sue Howard for publicizing Sirius satellite radio on his airwaves without Viacom's permission. Howard pretended he had not yet decided to leave terrestrial radio when he had already signed with Sirius and kept it a secret so he got hit with a lawsuit and got all insulted claiming Les was jealous of him. Ha ha ha. The go-to response of a man that has no defense.
So what could be the three pronged attack of Simon Cowell to get back at him for ousting Stern from AGT? What is the first phase thought up by Howard's Peanut Gallery Think Tank? Oh we saw their strategy for handling the Les Moonves/CBS/Viacom lawsuit. Make T-Shirts slamming Mel and his wife. Wow. So what about this Simon Cowell situation. Howard is desperate to get back at Simon for quote "stealing his job" ha ha ha. It's Simon's show to begin with and Howard was tanking the ratings when it broadcast from dinosaur village in NY and they barely made it back to Hollywood for NBC to get Simon hired in time to save the show. Plus, it has been said many times [even Nick Cannon admitted it when he was hosting AGT] that contestants are glad to finally have Simon as a judge, a person who could actually make them a star. Everyone knows Howard can't even make himself famous so how can he help anyone else? He has no connections, he's just the career radio stooge that no one heard of when he went to AGT. Oh, who is that guy? Does he still have a radio show? Where? Oh, on a satellite...hahaha.
Gee, let's guess what Howard's team of monkeys will come up with as their first phase to get back at Simon. Oh, I got it. Throw a tomato at Simon's car when he isn't in it and run and hide. Phase two? OH, pretend to have a super secret guest on Howard's satellite radio show to say something to embarrass Simon and then not do it. Phase three? OOOOHHHHH, have some really deep dark secret about Simon that Howard will pretend to know but he knows zilch or he wouldn't be stuck on a burnt out satellite dish until infinity. Yeah, that is basically Howard's three-pronged plan that consists of nothing. Howard's just a jealous guy and he can't handle Simon's success and he can't handle it that Simon has an adorable son and Howard has only butch Beth.
Every time Howard opens his mouth he proves that everyone thought waaay too much of this guy. He is a dullard with a paint can threatening to throw it at anyone who disses him or calls him out on his bullshit. All he could get was a rarely vertical aged polyester model from the sticks whose daddy is a felon [yes, it's public record]. Shows Howard has no clout just a big mouth [I know, it doesn't rhyme].
But when all else fails, Howard just turns to impersonators to do the "evil" characters so Howard can live with himself. Howard likes to throw the "jealous" word around a lot because that's what he is. He is obsessive and jealous of anyone who has more than he does and has to create moronic "evil" characters that he can attack on the air, how pathetic. Howard is furious that Simon Cowell was not required to get married by his network bosses with Howard saying publicly he got married to Beth to prove he was an emotionally stable married man but where did it get him? Safe passage through gay waters of Sirius where the Nancy Boys love Howard's show and that's fine, while they pack their service with a million other channels to make up for the Stern Black Hole, sucking up the cash while having zero return on an investment made originally by a man in a dress who skated out loooooong ago and left Sirius holding the Stern empty bag.
As reported by Page Six on August 8, 2018, Howard Stern is supposedly writing a tell-all book [I will wait until my readers stop laughing before I continue].
Yes, everyone knows Howard's team of ghostwriters and stooge lawyers are trying to beat Stuttering John to the punch by releasing Howard's book before John's in September as a pre-order with it available in book stores and online in October.
But Howard with a tell-all book?? Let the comedy begin. He can't even be honest about where he lives or if he is live in the radio studio or just hitting some buttons on a tape recorder or broadcasting via an ISDN line or that he refuses to move into his Florida Mystery House which remains empty save for a few chairs, a couch and a table with a few cat trees in a corner to save on taxes while throwing cats in a room and counts it as an animal shelter funded by Beth's goofball foundation where she pockets the dough to fund her horizontal lifestyle while passing off a peanut portion to the charity she is paid to shill for, the North Shore Animal League, aside from being paid to host her annual KITTEN BOWLS for the Hallmark Channel with Beth getting ready to film yet another blow job, I mean, bowl job for the Hallmark Channel that will air on Super Bowl Sunday in February 2019, as her pigeons round up stray cats to throw into a TV studio to begin filming with Beth forcing the stray cats to play on demand under hot lights and having a bunch of cameras in their faces while Beth hops around the studio like a painted clown on crack claiming it's charity work.
I guess Howard is just desperate to provide this blogger with more material since his life is beyond dull and stupid at this point. Richard Johnson of Page Six surmised that Howard will talk about his years with AGT but we already know that backstory. It was reportedly a back office settlement deal when he sued Sirius for more money and to fulfill their contract of getting him on TV, yes a secret held by many but Sirius had no clue how to get the aged cheese on TV so they already had a contract with NBC and there you have it. NBC suffered through four years with Stern when they moved the show to dinosaur city so Sirius could fulfill their contract and be FREE from STERN but obviously, Stern sucks and is glued to a script and can barely handle the time constraints of taping for TV and being on a schedule. Howard has no schedule on the radio since no one listens to his boring satellite radio show, with much of that junk taped all at once and Sirius can air it anytime. But NBC had to free themselves from the Stern curse and AGT packed up and moved back to Hollywood and begged Simon to save the show, which he did.
Gee, let's guess what Howard's team of monkeys will come up with as their first phase to get back at Simon. Oh, I got it. Throw a tomato at Simon's car when he isn't in it and run and hide. Phase two? OH, pretend to have a super secret guest on Howard's satellite radio show to say something to embarrass Simon and then not do it. Phase three? OOOOHHHHH, have some really deep dark secret about Simon that Howard will pretend to know but he knows zilch or he wouldn't be stuck on a burnt out satellite dish until infinity. Yeah, that is basically Howard's three-pronged plan that consists of nothing. Howard's just a jealous guy and he can't handle Simon's success and he can't handle it that Simon has an adorable son and Howard has only butch Beth.
Every time Howard opens his mouth he proves that everyone thought waaay too much of this guy. He is a dullard with a paint can threatening to throw it at anyone who disses him or calls him out on his bullshit. All he could get was a rarely vertical aged polyester model from the sticks whose daddy is a felon [yes, it's public record]. Shows Howard has no clout just a big mouth [I know, it doesn't rhyme].
But when all else fails, Howard just turns to impersonators to do the "evil" characters so Howard can live with himself. Howard likes to throw the "jealous" word around a lot because that's what he is. He is obsessive and jealous of anyone who has more than he does and has to create moronic "evil" characters that he can attack on the air, how pathetic. Howard is furious that Simon Cowell was not required to get married by his network bosses with Howard saying publicly he got married to Beth to prove he was an emotionally stable married man but where did it get him? Safe passage through gay waters of Sirius where the Nancy Boys love Howard's show and that's fine, while they pack their service with a million other channels to make up for the Stern Black Hole, sucking up the cash while having zero return on an investment made originally by a man in a dress who skated out loooooong ago and left Sirius holding the Stern empty bag.
As reported by Page Six on August 8, 2018, Howard Stern is supposedly writing a tell-all book [I will wait until my readers stop laughing before I continue].
Yes, everyone knows Howard's team of ghostwriters and stooge lawyers are trying to beat Stuttering John to the punch by releasing Howard's book before John's in September as a pre-order with it available in book stores and online in October.
But Howard with a tell-all book?? Let the comedy begin. He can't even be honest about where he lives or if he is live in the radio studio or just hitting some buttons on a tape recorder or broadcasting via an ISDN line or that he refuses to move into his Florida Mystery House which remains empty save for a few chairs, a couch and a table with a few cat trees in a corner to save on taxes while throwing cats in a room and counts it as an animal shelter funded by Beth's goofball foundation where she pockets the dough to fund her horizontal lifestyle while passing off a peanut portion to the charity she is paid to shill for, the North Shore Animal League, aside from being paid to host her annual KITTEN BOWLS for the Hallmark Channel with Beth getting ready to film yet another blow job, I mean, bowl job for the Hallmark Channel that will air on Super Bowl Sunday in February 2019, as her pigeons round up stray cats to throw into a TV studio to begin filming with Beth forcing the stray cats to play on demand under hot lights and having a bunch of cameras in their faces while Beth hops around the studio like a painted clown on crack claiming it's charity work.
I guess Howard is just desperate to provide this blogger with more material since his life is beyond dull and stupid at this point. Richard Johnson of Page Six surmised that Howard will talk about his years with AGT but we already know that backstory. It was reportedly a back office settlement deal when he sued Sirius for more money and to fulfill their contract of getting him on TV, yes a secret held by many but Sirius had no clue how to get the aged cheese on TV so they already had a contract with NBC and there you have it. NBC suffered through four years with Stern when they moved the show to dinosaur city so Sirius could fulfill their contract and be FREE from STERN but obviously, Stern sucks and is glued to a script and can barely handle the time constraints of taping for TV and being on a schedule. Howard has no schedule on the radio since no one listens to his boring satellite radio show, with much of that junk taped all at once and Sirius can air it anytime. But NBC had to free themselves from the Stern curse and AGT packed up and moved back to Hollywood and begged Simon to save the show, which he did.
Dame Beth-Man has blogged about Howard's upcoming book before, for example, ref: BFP 8-19-16, 12-8-16, 3-26-17, 4-28-17, and 2-17-18.
Oh, Dame Beth-Man is working on a book too. It will be available once Howard's ghostwriter is done with that fairy tale he is writing for Howard with Beth inserted everywhere. When did Howard first meet Beth? Wasn't Howard the one who got her the job on "Flirting With Disaster" with his buddy Ben Stiller? Will Howard tell all about that fun little meetup? Oh, and how come Beth was not invited to the premiere? Just when did Alison run to her lawyers to file for divorce? Was it when Howard skated off to Cannes with Mary McCormack alone sans Alison and the kids? Will Howard finally come up with phony photoshops to prove that Beth was a famous European model? Do tell ALL, Howard. We can't wait.
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| This was a sneak peek of the cover of the unauthorized Stern bio that originally appeared on the BFP, 2-17-18. Now Howard has decided to write a second autobiography since the first one didn't include how he met his horizontal Pittsburgh Princess. |
Oh, Dame Beth-Man is working on a book too. It will be available once Howard's ghostwriter is done with that fairy tale he is writing for Howard with Beth inserted everywhere. When did Howard first meet Beth? Wasn't Howard the one who got her the job on "Flirting With Disaster" with his buddy Ben Stiller? Will Howard tell all about that fun little meetup? Oh, and how come Beth was not invited to the premiere? Just when did Alison run to her lawyers to file for divorce? Was it when Howard skated off to Cannes with Mary McCormack alone sans Alison and the kids? Will Howard finally come up with phony photoshops to prove that Beth was a famous European model? Do tell ALL, Howard. We can't wait.
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