Howard's Hideout

Howard Stern has been in his basement hideout and not at his SiriusXM studios doing his stale satellite radio show ever since the live red carpet shows for NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) have been underway. Howard Stern cannot handle another summer season of Simon stealing the airwaves with his through-the-roof ratings and Beth Stern can't take it that she can no longer get on legit red carpets, just those Rose' stained mini carpets she lays on the floors around Stalag Beth in the Hamptons with Howard nowhere near the place and Bethie is having a bit of a selfie tantrum yet she will be heading to Florida anyway for her much needed anxiety treatments involving needles in the head with side effects of a frozen face and contorted mouth grimaces trying to formulate words rehearsing her stale speech for the taping of that horrible farce called the Hero Dog Awards that are taped in Los Angeles which is convenient for Howard since Beth is his stool pigeon that flies West to also handle his legal paperwork since he owns real estate in California and keeps trying to horn in on the television business when everyone is hoping his Masonic arm waving will stop since it got him nowhere but a ticket back to a satellite dish where he can rot in space for all anyone cares. He did not register any high ratings for AGT during his "Titanic Tenure" on the show and the network had to pack up and move the circus back to California and begged Simon Cowell to take the reins since he was finally free of his other TV commitments during the summertime.

Howard is in hiding from the stellar live AGT show again this week!! The superstars of AGT walked the red carpet on August 28 and Howard Stern can't take it.

Undated article by Unger called, Time to Change the Channel.

Howard tried throwing up the hand signals but it amounted to a short reign of TV terror before he was kicked back to his black hole in outer space. Well, Stern files lawsuits and suddenly he or Beth gets a TV spot because of settlement deals. I guess his lawsuit days are over and so are their TV careers. I mean, Beth only hangs onto that Hallmark Channel because they are one of the sponsors of the North Shore Animal League and televise that Hero Dog Awards because they are circling the drain with only their Hallmark stars parading to the Hero Dog Awards since no real stars would be caught dead supporting the American Humane Association (AHA) along with Lois Pope who thought up the Hero Dog Awards to divert attention away from the fact the AHA is charged with protecting animals in the entertainment industry when PETA facts prove otherwise. So celebs with real careers have distanced themselves from anything supporting the sham AHA organization except Miss Faux Animal Advocate Beth Stern, who is just desperate to get her face on TV no matter what it takes, even posing inside faux stupid Masonic pillars looking like a sacrifice no one asked for.

Need someone to pose between your pillars?
Beth is a Doorway Dame and ready to give it up for
the right tenet at her doorstep. Just get her on a red
carpet and she'll never drop a dime.

Oh yeah, Howard copies the code but it's gotten him pretty much into a vortex of nothing.

What have you slaughtered lately Jess, and put in those disgusting food videos you tape for YouTube and your media sites? Or are you still pretending to be a vegetarian? Jess's recipes are fit for a garbage disposal. Maybe an awesome cooking show featuring how to cook for the rats in your backyard that raid the basement. We love how she scared all the animals at an animal rescue fundraiser wearing a huge thick leopard coat, but gotta display the signals in case they're watching, right?

Since The Today Show got rid of Matt Lauer, we wonder if Beth will get back on the show but you see the problem they were having. The photo below is from a few years ago when Beth was on the Koda and Kathie Lee Show and you notice that no one could get Beth to leave the show. Taping had stopped and everyone left but no one could get Beth off the couch. Many people suspect this was the real reason they decided to ditch Lauer and suddenly were all offended by his sexually offensive humor and disgusting behavior on the show with female co-workers that he had done for almost 30 yrs. But, now with Matt gone, everyone is hoping this couch potato will never be back.

No one could get Miss Fat Legs off the couch. But then, isn't that how she
landed all her jobs? Auditioning on a couch? Just asking.

Beth should paint a ferret
on her man-chest too.

It was nice to see Beth's brother on the runway in Stockholm for the Swedish School of Textiles show on August 28. We knew she came from a model family and friends back home said Beth could be seen everyday waiting for her train on Platform 9 3/4 to take her to the Mystery School of Modeling.

I think Beth looks really good in this photo. They captured the real Beth, a blank washed out zombie ghost and Howard looks good blurry and barely visible from his right side.

Beth spends around 8,000 dollars every three months to look like a camera ready stroke victim with naturally bleached hair extensions.

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