Garbage Bin Beth

Pretty hilarious that the August 2018 Howard Stern Social Life Magazine issue has a shelf life of SEVEN DAYS while the editors crowd in two more issues for the month of August to make up for the Howard Stern loser issue that equals zero in sales for the advertisers. Social Life magazine even has to repeat their own stale events and other Hamptons events in the editorial section of each issue since they have no content. 

Bethie is now history while two new issues are out since the stale Stern issue and that's why she keeps posting the photos from her issue [plus the photos that didn't make it in the print edition] on her Instagram site.

Beth is dumping more of her phony foster cats onto other foster homes faster than ever because she's got to empty Stalag Beth and start to pack up and go to her Florida Mystery House with the cosmetic surgery center basement in preparation for her big annual event shilling for the disgusting American Humane Association (AHA), as a cohort for their Hero Dog Awards that thinks by parading military veterans on a stage with a bunch of animals makes them a great organization and Big Head Beth can feel important in her little world of doing zilch but badgering cats all day and barking orders at her driver, "To HomeGoods, James!! I need another pillow with a cat face on it!!" 

The AHA are hired by the Screen Actors Guild to put a stamp of approval on all productions with live animals certifying they weren't harmed during production when a simple Internet search proves otherwise. They are a sham like Beth, who can get zero celebrities to show up for that annual farce invented by Lois Pope [Ms. Nobody Wife of the founder of the National Enquirer who Howard paid to have a regular column yrs ago rehashing his dull interviews when he was on terrestrial radio]. Ms. Pope also tried to foist a dog onto President Trump's son when The Don took office so she could get huge publicity as providing the First Dog to the new President. Since The Don pushed the Pope out the door, she has been ticked off and decided to keep the dog herself as if it was all her idea when she got stuck with the dog.

Princess Shill still can't fit into her wedding rings. IVF much Dearie? Are you really going to keep trying for a little Bethard or Howeth?

Adorable Eric holding up his dad's
feature issue of Variety Magazine.

Howard Stern is in hiding since his inflated ego just imploded because he can't handle it that NBC kicked him off "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and superstar Simon Cowell saved the day with becoming the top judge of his show with NBC thanking him publicly for coming on board. Simon finally got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and of course his stunning family showed up and Howard can't take it. Howard did try for a son many years ago and allegedly his first wife Alison suffered a miscarriage when all anyone believes she suffered was a miscarriage of information that had barely a crumb of truth to it because most of Howard's stories for the air are done for shock value and publicity. Howard was desperate to be shocking when all he was was a gross old married man lusting after porn stars and it was quite embarrassing when the first wife skated out with three quarters of a pizza pie leaving Howard with Beth, the dried out crust with the personality of a cardboard box and looks like a hostess from Prime Restaurant serving up the beef.

AGT Superstars

Howard is jelly of Simon and his son
and stepson who adore him.

Masonic Matt couldn't hold onto his job at NBC either and is like Howard Stern now, just dumped into oblivion and being ignored at all the top Hamptons events. Pretty funny that the Sterns try for all the gimmicks to show they are down with the code when it hardly matters now, they are not marketable and have no little kids to invite to pizza parties.

Oh yeah, we all stand that way - here is Madonna copying Kristen & Beth with the legs spread apart like they are horses trying to balance inside a trailer so they won't fall with Madonna sporting the facelift tape hidden under that hat and wig for the MTV video music awards on August 20 where everyone said she gave a lousy tribute to Aretha Franklin but Madonna said it wasn't a tribute anyway she was just supposed to reminisce about the dead warbler.

Hamptons Huma is sure making the scene this summer at the kiddie events following around her girlfriend, the designer Stacey Bendet Eisner. As reported on this blog, Huma and her girlfriend Stacey attended the Jessica Seinfeld Baby Bump, I mean, the former Baby Buggy Foundation now called the Good Plus Foundation benefit in May with no Beth in sight and now Beth is a no show at the Cinema Society special screening of "Smallfoot" by Warner Brothers Pictures on August 26. Neil Patrick Gay was sure there with his kids, oh right, the Sterns have no little kids do they. Gee, I forgot they only have cats they harass and pretend to foster when most are all a bunch of cats that have already been adopted with the photos doled out on IG.

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