Quite obviously the Lawlor Media Group reads this famous blog since they had to CLARIFY they are the PR firm hired to hawk their client, the Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center and I suppose are a PR firm for events, not people. Who knows, but I guess they had to specify they are not hired to push the Hamptons Harridan in our faces? How funny is that? Oh, but they are getting BETH tons of press mileage out of that same old event. I mean, you would think there were a million of these but they only have two fundraisers in the summer called irritatingly "Get Wild" and "Getting Wild" because the Hamptonites have to pay to make sure the deer are cleared from their properties and the dead turtles are toted away while they stave off an army of crab invasions.
YES, the Lawlor Media Group has to plug Beth that she got in the tabloid press last month with that SAME OLD TIRED "Get Wild" event from June, where Beth could not raise her arms above her waist or that tight dress she stuffed her giant body into would tear. As already blogged about [BFP 6-24-18], that dress was designed to be worn on the shoulder, but Big Beth can't fit into any sizes below a dress size 18 and had to pull the shoulders down so she could fit into it. Otherwise, Felix the Tailor would have had to order a huge size and then sew the back so the dress would fit properly everywhere else. Oh, it's big mess trying to dress Beth.
A LOOK BACK? UH, yeah, the event was in JUNE and they are
still plugging Beth in a tabloid no one saw from July.
still plugging Beth in a tabloid no one saw from July.
This has to be the worst year yet for Beth in the Hamptons, what with so far, not even getting into the editorial pages of Hamptons Magazine, then after the O Family has been summering at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons for around 10 years, suddenly Beth publicizes them on her IG show as if it's a new thing - ha, Beth just keeps providing the comedy and this blogger just reports on what is in the public arena about super celebrity Beth and her satellite radio husband who can barely afford to keep Stalag Beth going for another season but he is trying, what with having to take tons of time off to make Beth famous, is just too funny. I mean, Beth is 49 and fugly having to wear giant MUU MUU dresses in PUBLIC on her big beach and then having the nerve to post old faked photoshopped photos of herself from days gone by. Who is she kidding? No one but her paid IG audience members who clap like trained seals at anything Beth has posted randomly ad nauseam by her staff.
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| As exclusively reported by this blogger, Beth posted a photo from a photo shoot by Howard from 2013 and palmed it off as current [BFP 8-5-18]. Beth's body has fallen and it can't get up. |
When can the Hamptons super couple score a Little Bethard?? This blogger would love for the happy couple who rarely see each other except via Skype, to finally have a happy ending aside from the one they get in the basement spa.
The Hamptons selfie couple are in desperate need of fresh content for Beth's big IG show that is completely free [the key word] for Howard Stern Productions to produce. As stated many times, Howard refuses to fund a proper professional website for the Hamptons Harridan since it would cost him money and it's money he will never get back. I mean, Beth's website has been defunct forever and there is no hope of reviving it. Howard knows Beth is not funding herself, he has to pay to keep her horizontal in facelift stitches and no one else is funding her do-nothing lifestyle while she sticks jewelry in the camera as if she is being paid to promote it. Ha. She wears Jennifer Meyer jewelry to her dumb events and posing around her house while Miss Meyer royally ignores her.
On August 6, 2018, on the stale Stern satellite radio show, he had a whole week to get his script approved of his rant about Les Moonves. Anyone can search his name to find out he is accused of alleged harassment of women. I have blogged about his wife General Chen before and Howard had to kiss her ass to get Beth on her show "The Talk" when it broadcasts from New York. It had been The Talk that Chen will be taking Les's spot as the top CEO when Les retires as the head of CBS, but this was prior to his current troubles in the press.
Following is a summary of what Howard said today on his stale radio show that I find to be of interest. Howard's rant today was not that of an innocent man, it was of someone riddled with guilt and fear of being outed as plugging Sirius satellite radio at the time when he was still working on his terrestrial radio show with Les's network, then trying to deny it. Howard reportedly already signed with Sirius in 2005 yet pretended to still be deciding on whether to stay with his terrestrial radio show, or go to satellite in 2006 [remembering Howard's numerology obsession with 3, 4, 6, 12, you get it].
But it was all settled out of court and Howard is now owned by that satellite company and can't leave to go to any other service [not that anyone but a fringe lone satellite dish company in the middle of Nevada wants him broadcasting about anything but space aliens. So Sirius is STUCK with STERN and vice versa].
Following is a segment summary about Les Moonves, paraphrasing Howard's speech today about the whole lawsuit between him and CBS. The comments in brackets and/or in purple are from this blogger:
Howard:
...Next I get socked with a lawsuit from Viacom for $500 million. How do you defend yourself against a corporation? I was being sued by CBS and they have endless money to fuck with you. I had to hire a lawyer.
Robin:
It was just you and Don [Buchwald].
Howard:
...I think I had to foot the bill, I don't remember if Sirius helped me. I panicked...When I moved to Sirius, it was a scary thing for me but it worked out...everyone said XM was the leader [which was why Sirius was forced to merge with them]. I didn't have a crystal ball [cue Emily and her Crystal Ball]. Then Les socks me with a lawsuit.
...Then I went to a meeting with some people who will remain unknown forever [Emily, Beth, Don, Yucko the Clown, Giuliani in drag as Marilyn, Felix the Tailor, Ralph the Stylist, and Louie the Lawyer]. It was like a war room [of frightened people]. We sat down and plotted what we were going to do [other than order take-out from Nobu]. There were three prongs [in the take-out food and] in my approach. First, call an immediate press conference, which I did [because that's what all guilty people do first].
...One thing I got in the psychological profile of Les Moonves is that he can't stand to be publicly embarrassed. He is very worried about his image. Then I booked myself on his network with [David] Letterman.
Howard - continuing:
Phase two, I was going to bring someone on the air who would embarrass him even more [Julie Chen without her wig]. Phase 3 was even darker and worse. I found out things about him that would embarrass him even more. That's all I'll say about that [because I am making all this up].
These STUPID T-SHIRTS that Howard had made about Les and his wife was what Howard's brilliant team thought of to fight the lawsuit???
Howard - continued:
After I went on Letterman, Les caved like a motherfucker. Thank god he did. I didn't want to unleash phases two and three [because they didn't exist]...and I got for the first time in my career, I got to own all of my material [that nobody wants]. I came out better than I expected [yeah and you tanked Sirius big time and was forced to merge with XM satellite radio who had OPRAH in their stable and not that hay burner you married].
---END---
Oh, that's enough Howard. Gosh, I had no idea Howard is dumber than he looks. So I wonder what happened with the Hamptons Harridan? No dark secrets about anyone in the Hamptons because Beth is surfing the drain right now, hosting free vendor events where no booze is served and she has to wear clothes from 1999.
Well, lucky for Our Miss Harridan that she's got that Instagram Fort held down tight and nothing gets through without her approval. Yes, she actually has time to monitor each and every comment because the woman has zero in her life right now while she tries to follow Howard into NYC the weeks he's on the air to remind him they are a hot couple who love being chained to a TV screen watching shows they are paid to plug.
On August 6, 2018, on the stale Stern satellite radio show, he had a whole week to get his script approved of his rant about Les Moonves. Anyone can search his name to find out he is accused of alleged harassment of women. I have blogged about his wife General Chen before and Howard had to kiss her ass to get Beth on her show "The Talk" when it broadcasts from New York. It had been The Talk that Chen will be taking Les's spot as the top CEO when Les retires as the head of CBS, but this was prior to his current troubles in the press.
Following is a summary of what Howard said today on his stale radio show that I find to be of interest. Howard's rant today was not that of an innocent man, it was of someone riddled with guilt and fear of being outed as plugging Sirius satellite radio at the time when he was still working on his terrestrial radio show with Les's network, then trying to deny it. Howard reportedly already signed with Sirius in 2005 yet pretended to still be deciding on whether to stay with his terrestrial radio show, or go to satellite in 2006 [remembering Howard's numerology obsession with 3, 4, 6, 12, you get it].
But it was all settled out of court and Howard is now owned by that satellite company and can't leave to go to any other service [not that anyone but a fringe lone satellite dish company in the middle of Nevada wants him broadcasting about anything but space aliens. So Sirius is STUCK with STERN and vice versa].
Following is a segment summary about Les Moonves, paraphrasing Howard's speech today about the whole lawsuit between him and CBS. The comments in brackets and/or in purple are from this blogger:
Howard:
...Next I get socked with a lawsuit from Viacom for $500 million. How do you defend yourself against a corporation? I was being sued by CBS and they have endless money to fuck with you. I had to hire a lawyer.
Robin:
It was just you and Don [Buchwald].
Howard:
...I think I had to foot the bill, I don't remember if Sirius helped me. I panicked...When I moved to Sirius, it was a scary thing for me but it worked out...everyone said XM was the leader [which was why Sirius was forced to merge with them]. I didn't have a crystal ball [cue Emily and her Crystal Ball]. Then Les socks me with a lawsuit.
...Then I went to a meeting with some people who will remain unknown forever [Emily, Beth, Don, Yucko the Clown, Giuliani in drag as Marilyn, Felix the Tailor, Ralph the Stylist, and Louie the Lawyer]. It was like a war room [of frightened people]. We sat down and plotted what we were going to do [other than order take-out from Nobu]. There were three prongs [in the take-out food and] in my approach. First, call an immediate press conference, which I did [because that's what all guilty people do first].
...One thing I got in the psychological profile of Les Moonves is that he can't stand to be publicly embarrassed. He is very worried about his image. Then I booked myself on his network with [David] Letterman.
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| Beth calls this CHARITY WORK and actually collects dough from the public to keep doing it. Photo source: Dawgshed.com |
Howard - continuing:
Phase two, I was going to bring someone on the air who would embarrass him even more [Julie Chen without her wig]. Phase 3 was even darker and worse. I found out things about him that would embarrass him even more. That's all I'll say about that [because I am making all this up].
These STUPID T-SHIRTS that Howard had made about Les and his wife was what Howard's brilliant team thought of to fight the lawsuit???
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| The Howard Stern Peanut Gallery Think Tank came up with T-shirts in response to the CBS lawsuit. Howard now claims that after this appearance on the David Letterman show, that Les Moonves folded and gave up the lawsuit. Les probably realized he was dealing with a man with a stunted Emotional Intelligence Quotient and thought he had better run from this wacko. |
Howard - continued:
After I went on Letterman, Les caved like a motherfucker. Thank god he did. I didn't want to unleash phases two and three [because they didn't exist]...and I got for the first time in my career, I got to own all of my material [that nobody wants]. I came out better than I expected [yeah and you tanked Sirius big time and was forced to merge with XM satellite radio who had OPRAH in their stable and not that hay burner you married].
---END---
Oh, that's enough Howard. Gosh, I had no idea Howard is dumber than he looks. So I wonder what happened with the Hamptons Harridan? No dark secrets about anyone in the Hamptons because Beth is surfing the drain right now, hosting free vendor events where no booze is served and she has to wear clothes from 1999.
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