Show Stopper

NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) hit it out of the ballpark again this year with the premiere episode of Season 13 on Tuesday night with Heidi Klum and all the other same judges returning except for Howard Stern who got the X three years ago and was voted off and was never discovered with talent. 

Of course NBC won the entire night sans the ratings killer Howard Stern and his famous invisible European model wife Beth Ostrosky Stern waving from the audience looking like she's flagging down an airplane, with Simon Cowell reportedly having to turn off his cell phone since Team Stern loves to be telephone terrorists hoping Simon will let Howard be a guest judge this year, something Stern has wanted ever since he was ousted from the judges' table. Howard can't understand why his Sirius bosses can't get him another TV gig since they have a contract with NBC to air The Today Show on satellite and a bunch of other contracts with various networks but Howard can't sell himself to anyone even though he's got the best salesperson as a wife who knows how to sell her, ummm, self, even though her best years were never found.

HA HA HA, so much for the power bottom of Howard Stern. Andy Cohen likes to plug his loser "Love Connection" game show on the Stern radio show when it got only 1.8 million viewers and AGT got a whopping 12.1 million viewers and that's with Howard constantly bashing Simon Cowell on his stale satellite radio show and pandering to Cohen as the Sirius Top Gay.

Typical audience reaction to
Howard's appearance on the
Leftflix Letterman Show.

Howard Stern badgered David Letterman to let him on his loser Leftflix interview show since they were both ousted from network TV and have a lot in common as being boring buttinskys that have to fund their own shows and make sure they insert a Donald Trump insult now and then into their shows. The Stern episode aired on Thursday night and audience reactions were as expected.

The only highlight of the interview was seeing a previously unseen photo [and now we know why] of Howard Stern posing with his daughters and his wife, the famous Beth O, who had been around the track a couple of times before landing the New York radio dinosaur who bought a bachelor pad while still married to his first wife Alison. 

In online news articles and in on-air interviews, Howard and Beth can't really decide on a date when they first met with each dancing around dates saying they have been together since 2002, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1998, and oh, maybe she auditioned for his cable TV show "Son of a Beach", not sure, and oh, maybe Howard met Beth randomly at the gym owned by his buddy Pat Manocchia and put in a good word with Ben Stiller to get her a 2 second part in the film "Flirting With Disaster", right Howard? What a farce.

Howard appeared on the Netflix Letterman interview show on May 31
and viewers were treated with this group shot from the wedding of
Howard's daughter Debra [the dog seated closest to Beth].

As already mentioned on this blog, Stuttering John Melendez, frequent commenter on Dawgshed.com, former Stern & Leno staffer, is plugging the upcoming release of his book on October 16 and it's now available on Amazon for pre-order. In the summary of the book posted on Amazon, it states that, "Howard Stern emerges as a surprisingly mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss...", which I think is pretty accurate. 

Why do you think Beth is on an allowance and she sells all that cheap shit jewelry Howard gifts her throughout the year? She barely keeps any of the clothes he buys for her and tries to get some cash by returning them so she can't get the clothes altered and hides the price tags when she lopes onto a red carpet somewhere but those gigs are all but dead now. All she's got are those loser events she is paid to attend via her connections with the North Shore Animal League.

Howard Stern normally reacts to anyone who stands up to him and tells the truth about what it's like to be around the [jerk] radio DJ by running and crying to his psycho therapist who simply has his own voice on a constant audio loop stating "Everyone is jealous of you Howard", with Howard playing victim crying all the way back to his apt near Katie Lee's kitchen to tell his long time boy buddy Ralph Cirella that everyone is mean to him and ungrateful and that the only one in this world who loves him and understands him is Ralph as Howard undresses after a hard day of texting and lays on the bed as Ralph nods in agreement while searching Howard's coat pockets for petty cash.

A very Happy Birthday [June 1] is in order for the famous supermodel and super mogul Heidi Klum and a belated Happy Birthday to Brooke Shields [May 31].

Looks awesome for 52 in this photo [just turned 53].

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