On Howard Stern's stale satellite radio show on the first Monday in May, he could no longer contain his envy of the famous blogger Dame Beth-Man, who started out as little Beth-Man in 2011 and received her Damehood in 2015 [my brief bio is in the footer of this famous blog], and was featured in the exclusive magazine "Royals Who Write" where you have to be specifically chosen to read it let alone subscribe to it. Well, Howard could no longer contain his green-eyed monster [no not Beth this time, his own raging jealous envy of Dame Beth-Man].
On Monday's show, Howard was providing his belabored unfunny commentary on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame awards that aired on Saturday night, and blurted out that he should be called "Dame Howard Stern" and proceeded to name off other titles for himself because the rarely seen talk radio host was ticked off that celebs have certain ways they want to be addressed or introduced while the producers and editors of the overly long and boring Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that aired on HBO, edited Howard's dumb induction speech for Bon Jovi. The famous Dame Beth-Man did already provide her review of Howard's full induction speech on this blog site [ref: BFP 4-16-18 "Stern Bombs in Cleveland"].
The famous Dame Beth-Man is providing commentary on the Met Gala held on the First Monday in May [May 7th this year] since it provides a modicum of entertainment because the celebs normally have no clue on how to follow a theme. As already reported on this famous blog, the theme this year was Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination. Howard must be fuming that these two goofs [pictured below] managed to score an invitation from Anna Witch Wintour and Howard was ignored as usual. I guess that Sirius publicity budget is getting more and more deflated as they could only afford to send the Sterns to Cleveland for that loser Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony. How funny is that.
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| Late night talk show hosts Fallon and Colbert were invited and Dame Howard Stern wasn't. Oh right, he isn't one and wishes he were me. |
Last but not least, Howard will be fuming over the fact the famous Andy Cohen from RADIO ANDY on SiriusXM, got the invitation to escort Sarah Jessica to the event as everyone was looking for her hubby Matthew Broderick who was reportedly hiding in a Priest's Hole [I know, obscure reference; trying to be funny here].
I missed seeing Nicole Kidman and her cute son this year at the Met Gala. They normally get an invitation from Wicked Witch Wintour but I guess Nicole has a problem walking into a place with priests everywhere unless she keeps her eyes wide shut.
Can't wait to see what Howard Stern has coming up for Beth Tuesday as we wait for another episode of "Howard's Boob". This second season has gotten off to a sluggish start with only one episode so far. I guess Howard's having a hard time coming up with scripted stunts for that dull wife of his that he sees once a week via hologram.
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#metgala #bethstern #howardstern
#siriusxm #sherimoonzombie
$cientology #nicolekidman #keithurbansky
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