Beth Nets A Knock-Off

Howard Stern keeps harping on that same stale Rock and Roll Hall of Fame awards show on his rarely live satellite radio show this week trying to drum up interest and get publicity for HBO that got Stuck With Stern who horned in on the broadcast that had zero to do with him. He inducted Bon Jovi into the Hall of Fame when he has zero to do with them or the music industry since almost always, the person inducting a musician or singer is in the music business. 

We all remember when the great Rob Zombie inducted Alice Cooper in 2011 and they performed on stage together. Ever since then, these Hall of Fame ceremonies have been struggling to get viewers and HBO is airing it as filler and foisting it onto the free preview audience. 

March 14, 2011, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame awards was held
in New York City at the Waldorf Astoria with the incredibly talented genius
Rob Zombie inducting the great Alice Cooper and they gave him a
podium and Rob provided awesome visuals to his unedited induction speech.
They took the podium away from Howard Stern due to budget cuts and Stern's
overly long and juvenile induction speech was edited due
to Howard being a talentless bore when HBO broadcast the show
leaving audiences wondering how the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
ceremony got Stuck With Stern.

Beth Stern, Howard's barely tolerable wife, netted a knock-off of a sequined backless dress designed by Alexandre Vauthier for the Hall of Fame ceremony that was taped on April 14 [aired May 5 on HBO], which is the same dress worn by the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Lisa Vanderpump, when she appeared on the Andy Cohen Bravo TV show recently. You can see the color is off on Beth's knock-off with the original worn by Vanderpump is a deeper fuchsia/ruby color and Beth's knock-off is in K-Mart pink. You'll notice the gold color across the shoulder and the dress is backless. So, who wore it best? At least Lisa didn't look like a stuffed sausage like Beth did, packing her lumpy body into the sequined dress. Beth makes everything look horrible and you would think Miss Knock-Off would knock it off and get Howard's personal tailor Felix to actually sew something for Beth that is custom made for her freakish proportions.

SiriusXM superstar Jenny McCarthy
at BTIG charity day 5-8-18 as no
photos of Beth have yet emerged since I guess she
has to send them to a photo shop to erase
her weird features.

Beth has been disappearing for several years now, from the New York and Hamptons social scenes and now it seems another one bites the dust. Every year since 2014 Beth has appeared at stock trader's day to benefit various charities for the company "BTIG" where they let celebrities, sports stars, and even President Clinton showed up again this year, to participate in day trading and answer phones all to irritate customers who are calling to place bets, I mean invest, in the stock market and wheel and deal with their pennies while they are suckered into buying some shit stocks that only make money for the stockbrokers. Where was Beth this year at BTIG? Who knows, as no photos have yet emerged of the rarely coherent wife of Howard Stern, a dull minded talk radio host who thinks the problem with his awful satellite radio show is the couch. He keeps changing up the decor and tries to get his bland studio to look like a club from 1985 for divorced losers to meet aged bar girls. 

So Beth loves to copy everyone with the cat stuff, 

wonder if she could stuff her sausage body into this cat suit?

Preview of coming attractions. Who is getting their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Stay tuned Beth Fans.

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