Parting Jabs

Beth can't compete with sexy Dierdre Imus
who can actually fit into those jeans and
chaps instead of having to wear
giant denim overalls for pregnant women
like Beth rolls around in all day
doing less than zero.

In an article in the New York Daily News on Sunday, they quoted the famous I-Man on his views of a few people and they appear to be right on target. Especially about the floundering Howard Stern, who never progressed beyond the shock jock stage when only the young guys do that kind of shtick and eventually move onto real jobs. But not the mentally and emotionally repressed Howard Stern, who is still living in the past wishing it were the days before everyone had a computer in their homes, and then suddenly the Internet was available and no one had to be married to their morning drive radio guy to get the news or for kids to listen to a goofy shock jock waiting for a song to be played from their favorite glam rocker band. Plus, any bullshit Howard spews can easily be checked online in an instant or a celeb he recently bashed can respond immediately to the shock jock via their own social media sites and press releases.

“I know in my heart there’s been nobody ever better on the radio than me,” the less-than-modest 77-year-old DJ declared shortly before signing off from his studio in Texas. “Nobody ever did this.”'

"The “I-Man” also appeared to take subtle parting shots at past rivals including the Rev. Al Sharpton and the self-proclaimed “King of All Media” Howard Stern, boasting that he was never disuaded [sic] by a “bigoted civil rights charlatan” or an “envious shock jock.”'

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/don-imus-retires-50-years-radio-pats-back-article-1.3903874

We can't wait to see Robin Quivers-360.

Howard thought that when he was pushed onto a pay service that suddenly he would be deemed a big radio talk show guy like Don Imus and get the big political interviews. But all Howard does is spout his scripted lawyer-approved opinions about the President and Hillary Clinton, et al, in an attempt to get some publicity as he chases after the fame and respect of Don Imus. But Howard's boring radio show just continues to feature the same old amateur shock jock stunts, phony phone calls that no one past the age of slow adult would think is funny, and then instead of having the topless or naked porn stars in the studio [since marrying that bitch of the row girls perched on barstools across Manhattan waiting to be selected who is insanely jealous of any woman under 60], Howard now loves the gay men in the studio with some in various stages of undress to plug some off-Broadway show since Howard is an old stage stooge who loves this stuff and all this is audio only and stupid aside from the fact no one paid for that defunct debacle Howard TV with the Sirius Three Stooges actually going to fund a reboot of Howard TV called Howard-360 where his viewer can get a 360 degree camera shot of Howard's weave thicket and various angles of his facial plastic surgery while his sidekick Robin Quivers broadcasts from her recliner at home since she is rarely in the studio since battling staged cancer.

Howard is the aging DJ with arrested development who thinks no one can notice his Botox smirk with that pelt sitting on his head and thinks that his wife Beth Ostrosky was a real model equal to the likes of Heidi Klum. They are the clowns of SiriusXM satellite radio while other stations actually have content and are interesting like Radio Andy, Sandyland, Jenny McCarthy, and limited run shows like with Brooke Shields last year or the Barbra Streisand channel or whatever stars come along with their limited run series with Howard just static at this point in more ways than one.

Heidi Klum, not Howard Stern's wife, graces the cover of the
May/June 2018 issue of Maxim magazine at the age of 44. Beth
graced the cover at the age of never. 

Looks like Beth is splitting her seams as she appeared on the Maxim magazine website promoting her wedding(s) to the Cheap-Man. This photo originally appeared on the BFP 3-17-15 "Maximum Beth".

Howard has said publicly many times how stupid Imus looks in that cowboy hat and talks about the dumb hats of both Imus and Dierdre when Howard and Beth think they are any different? No, they aren't any different, it's Howard copying Don Imus again, even down to the bleached blonde wife except Dierdre is actually a size 8 and Beth is a size 48 and it shows.

Howard has said that he thinks these big cowboy
hats look dumb and stupid.

Howard and Beth have the nerve to parade around
the Hamptons in these incredibly stupid hats with Howard
covering up his hair transplants in 90 degree heat
along with wearing that hilarious girl's scarf and Beth stuffs that
"Otis the Drunk" hat on her giant head and
they expect everyone to keep a straight face.

Howard even forced Beth to lope around the city streets for the New York City Marathon because Dierdre Imus already did that years before Beth. Howard set up that charity gimmick housing cats in cages in his Hamptons home for about 10 days and called it charity work while dissing Imus for setting up a working ranch years ago for kids suffering from the effects of cancer to come and stay, free of charge, and have a positive experience working with animals and spending time in the country away from doctors and hospitals. The ranch has since closed down since Imus's failing health and retirement from the radio airwaves. Howard has done nothing but make fun of Imus's charity ranch by setting up his own foundation to save cats that are bred in a field for Beth so she can play rescue worker before dumping them onto some foster homes and claim some sort of credit for all this bullshit. Howard constantly disses Don Imus and his naturally slender wife but the only thing Howard could not copy was fathering a boy with his mare who rolls around in the hay all day and night and doesn't do much else with her life at this point but bother Howard to get her back on TV. Well, Howard can't get himself back on TV so how can Beth expect another show? She can't.

I hope everyone caught the stellar performance on Sunday night of the musical "Jesus Christ Superstar" on NBC. Everyone in the show was legend that night and I am not dissing John as Jesus, but come on folks, how did they miss this gem of casting? I mean, he looks like the real Jesus, right? And he's got those awesome pipes, perfect for a live stage performance.

This pop star Jesus can save me anytime.

Everyone is raving about the awesome live performance of the God of Rock n' Roll Alice Cooper who practically stole the whole show playing King Herod. Good job, Alice, performing on stage is what you were meant to do forever and ever.

The Snoopy Seinfeld's scored a ticket to the live broadcast of "Jesus Christ Superstar", but where were the Buttinskys? Is Howard still pretending his entire radio show is live and that he actually has to show up at Sirius early Monday morning? Is Beth still pretending to not be on lockdown in the Hamptons getting her eyelashes glued on for her big screenshot so she can be hot in Cleveland in a few weeks? Yeah, hot flashes in Cleveland is more like it. That Rock and Roll Hall of Fame bullshit is the biggest thing in the Sterns' lives since they are aged nobodies with nothing on the horizon but Medicare. Hey Beth, tell Sarah Surrogate to get off her duff and start producing something for you this year. You are boring as hell and we need a kid to make fun of here on this blog while we watch you bloat up like a balloon from hormones and Styrofoam padding.

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