Howard Humiliated

Robin Quivers paraphrasing from the
NY Post Page Six on the stale Stern
satellite radio show on 4-4-18. The item said that
Williams' show has a huge reach and
popularity across New York state.

During the news on Wednesday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Robin Quivers the news reader, provided some unexpected humor when she reported that Wendy Williams scored the very first interview with the upcoming gubernatorial candidate for New York, the well-known star of stage and screen Cynthia Nixon, where she talked about her bid for the Governor's seat come November. Yes, Nixon chose WENDY over HOWARD who was humiliated by the press item with Nixon stopping by the Wendy Williams show on Tuesday to tape her segment which aired on Wednesday [4-4-18]. Howard was at his studio this week with his show airing from Monday through Wednesday and Nixon could have booked Howard's show to appear on first to announce her candidacy but she picked WENDY The Queen of All Media over Howard, who many also label as the Queen of All Media even though he has chosen to be called the King of All Media even though his only kingdom consists of a few cats housed at his properties for a few days before his wife Beth Stern schedules a limo drive-by dumping of these cats onto other people and claims this is somehow considered charity work where they continue to collect public donations for their selfie foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF), which was designed to fund Beth's lazy lifestyle in the Hamptons while Howard runs and hides from her in New York.

Ever since their dog Bianca died in July 2012, Beth has
been milking that dead story for publicity and set up
a cash grab gimmick with that BFF foundation.

Nixon chose WENDY over Stern in NEW YORK to start her big campaign run for the Governor's seat since it's so funny that everyone knows no one listens to that pay radio show of Howard's and he will have to wait in line with the rest of New York if he wants an interview with Nixon. 

Wendy's show is WILDLY POPULAR.

Unfortunately, it's the Republicans turn to be Governor so everyone thinks this is just a way to empower women when Hillary lost the Presidency and women have been circling the wagons hoping to get a lesbian in a political position of power very soon while Howard Stern sits up on top of space mountain wondering if his daily cup of plugola coffee from Dunkin' Donuts really causes cancer like what's been recently reported in the press about Starbucks, Peets, and other coffee house coffee while other sources say plain coffee prevents Alzheimer's Disease, something that Howard really needs to think about right now if he could just remember it.

A few news outlets on Wednesday tried to whitewash the original press reports from April 2, by now saying Nixon wanted to only reach black women first, since the current Governor of New York somehow ignores them. Yes, allegedly the current Governor whitewashes black women. Right, go ahead and spin it differently now so Howard can save face when the facts prove otherwise. Wendy is THE show in New York State and it reaches nationally to all men and women regardless of their race, nationality, or gender and not Howard's dull pay radio show where he has skits and bits about his dull staffers who do nothing but surf the Internet all day and expect to be paid for it.

In other news, the singer who played Mary Magdalene in NBC's "Jesus Christ Superstar" on Sunday night received her caricature on the Sardi's Wall of Fame for composing and performing in Broadway's "Waitress" on April 3, 2018 in New York. Howard Stern was not mentioned in this press item since he has no popularity or reach across New York State.

Dame Beth-Man is a well-known artist but for some reason, Sardi's did not choose my caricature of the singer but she was nice enough to give me a nod by holding up my cartoon painting for photogs.

Miss Scientology is a performer in the Broadway musical "Waitress" and was at the caricature festivities. Reportedly, her agent told her to not do the Howard Stern satellite radio show because he has no popularity or reach across New York State.

Miss Scientology Katherine McPhee 
with Mary Magdalene on April 3.

Everyone remembers when the Scientologists allegedly set up that date with McPhee with Howard's former girlfriend Mary McCormack's husband to get some press that he cheated on Mary with Lazy Eye McPhee. All hogwash and used for publicity. Now Mary will guest star on the new Will & Grace TV show since Howard has to keep his gal employed. We all remember the romantic couple having a time in Cannes with the screening of their film "Private Parts" sans Howard's private part-time wife Alison who many claim were divorced by 1999 and not just separated as Howard purported on his radio show. All water under the old man river's bridge.

That's Mary on the far right doing a real stretch of acting
playing a giant lesbian lumberjack in a wig.
The Lipstick Lesbian on the far left is Beth's old friend
from the TV sitcom "Less Than Perfect" where Beth
did a guest spot playing a short model with fat legs and a
speech impediment. Oh yeah, I already blogged about
it ages ago. I am sure the episode is still on YouTube.

Gosh, just when Seinfeld has that hit show on Netflix "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" we find out that the press is saying coffee causes cancer. Hey now you know Howard Stern did a guest spot on Jerry's show. Maybe it was all a plot to get Howard to get cancer? Awww, no, can't be true. Ummm, isn't Julia Louis-Dreyfus battling cancer right now? What a coincidence she was in a car getting coffee with Seinfeld.

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