I hope all Beth Fans have a Good Friday and Easter celebration that also coincides with April Fool's Day this year. How appropriate, since all the fools will be hunting for eggs for their baskets while mother nature figures out how rabbits can lay eggs but we know it's all a fertility ritual as we hope all the chicks will be expecting chickies in the next nine months.
Obviously, Beth Fans all wish that Beth will be fertile this year and wear big giant clothes again and be on the wagon like she was last summer in the Hamptons as her invitations are getting to be pretty slim pickens. As already reported by this blogger, Beth got hit with a minor blow with the news that Katie Lee has gotten engaged to a Fire Island boy which makes it more difficult for Beth to hound Katie for some freebies and to crash events being Katie's plus-one on the ticket. We'll have to see how that plays out as we love it that Beth can rarely get into anyone's home without Howard as her spotter. But, if you do get Stuck With The Sterns this summer, just remember to expect a few champagne bottles and your sterling silver serving spoon to disappear when they decide to suddenly bolt from your little soiree with Howard saying he is suddenly dead tired. He uses that excuse that he has to race outta there to get in bed early per his routine when he pretends to be live on his Siriusly stale satellite radio show. You know he tapes a bunch of stuff all week and then doles out the bits and hits buttons all day, providing he is there and not broadcasting from his apartment near Katie Lee's kitchen. I know, she's getting married, so we'll have to see how her hubby likes Howard tapping quietly on her door for a 2 AM handout. That should be a riot.
Wonder how long it will take Beth to copy Mrs. Rothschild's cat hoodie? It's from Gucci so Beth will have to shop around for a cheap copy, probably get it from Net-a-Porter, or what insiders call it, Net-A-Knock-Off and tell all your friends it's the real thing.
The press is reporting that Quentin Tarantino will be doing his own version of the Manson story and Margot Robbie will play Sharon Tate. This is startling news since Rob Zombie's Manson story got shelved in 2015 and NBC Universal green-lit David Duchovny's limited run TV show called "Aquarius" about an undercover cop tracking down Charles Manson and the Manson Family before the gruesome murders took place. It was canceled in 2016 and Charlie finally got canceled in 2017.
So this is good news for Beth who may get her chance to be in a movie about Manson since she thought good ol' RZ would find a spot for her in his film but that was canceled out, so maybe she can bug the hell out of Tarantino to give her a role. The photo on the right is reportedly her screenshot audition she emailed to RZ before he changed his contact info and moved to a secret location in the Hollywood Hills aside from his other property out East but Beth has tried that address and the housekeeper just claims to not speak any languages.
So funny that the gorgeous Heidi Klum was photographed backstage at the taping of NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and when you compare it with Big Bethie's backstage photo taken in Howard's dressing room from AGT, it's just hilarious. Beth looks like Heidi's mom. Beth posted this photo on her Twitter site and Howard hoped it would be shown during the broadcast of AGT when he just started out as a judge in 2012 and their dog Bianca had just died so they wanted to capitalize on that and get press mileage out of it trying to cash in on their dead dog hoping someone would pay attention to Beth. Of course, neither Howard or Beth got discovered as talent on AGT and didn't win anything but a ticket home and in 2015, Howard was not asked back since no one could stand him or that selfie monster hogging the backstage dressing rooms, the red carpet, and constantly waving her arms from the audience.
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| WOW Heidi's got gorgeous supermodel legs and Beth looks like an old lady covering up her fat thighs. Howard has to take Beth's photos from 30 feet above her head to try and skew that big wide body to make it not look so fat. Heidi needs no such distortion since she's naturally beautiful and tall. |
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