Met Gala Quest

Each year, Beth Stern faces a traumatic event. Her annual badgering of her hubby Howard to get her a coveted ticket to the event of the year. 

Vogue Editor Warwitch Anna Wintour's First Monday in May is when she holds that annual event, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Fashion Institute Gala benefit in Manhattan, where there are no plus-one invitations, you have to be on the invitation list or you don't get in. 

That means if Beth can't get a real ticket, she can't even skate in on someone else's invitation like Beth has done for the past 18 years, skating into events with her Hamptons buddy Katie Lee or her NY buddy Jill Martin or her former buddy Ali Wentworth. Katie Lee has no problem getting an invitation to this major media and fashion event of the year. Last year, both Katie Lee and Amy Schumer attended the Met Gala extravaganza with Beth stewing and fuming alone in the Hamptons wearing a dumb cat T-shirt. 

So if history keeps repeating itself, Beth and Howard will again fail to score an invitation to the Met Gala and even his Sirius employer can't get them in. So normally each year, Beth has to do some IG stunt to divert attention away from this event and pretend her big satisfaction in life is getting on the cover of some pet magazines or staring at cats all day and that she loves being a giant ignored pariah on the fashion and style scene even though she and Howard Stern both claim that Beth was a globally famous model without a shred of evidence to prove it. All they have are a few fat photos from online catalogs from Pittsburgh or New Jersey.

So we are approaching a danger zone right now, well, Howard is approaching a danger zone where he has to dodge large objects flying at his square permed head from Beth unless lightening strikes the Hamptons and Miss Nobody can score a ticket paid by Howard's corporate employers at SiriusXM satellite radio since Howard pays for almost zero for anything relating to Beth and it shows.

The Met Gala 2018 theme is: Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.

So what did Howard do this year to appease his Hamptons Harridan? Howard has to pretend this Met Gala is a big nothing so decided to film a fake promotional advertisement for Beth's IG show for Jessica Seinfeld's recipe book in honor of its release last April, so how insane is that?? 

Miss Beth the Book Party Stalker, suddenly remembers Jess's book release a year ago. Ha, Beth can play spokesmodel all she wants and talk up that crap Jessica makes in her kitchen since neither Jess or Beth are getting into the Met Gala. Jess even has her own YouTube channel where she mugs for the camera and flails her hands around much like how Beth acts in front of a camera since both she and Jess are like those fruitcakes Jess mixes up in a bowl that look like mushed up insects and she claims to actually feed that junk to her kids. 

To see the pretend commercial Howard did for Beth in honor of Jessica Seinfeld's useless crappy recipe book, you can access Beth's IG show. This is not a joke folks, Beth has to be filmed and photographed constantly by Howard since she thinks that they are real modeling assignments aside from bugging the hell out of Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know what that little pathetic push-up bra is pushing up for Beth, but it's a sad little boob shot. This is what happens when you have a husband with a peanut sized brain in that big dinosaur body and Howard is just in survival mode right now like all dinosaurs, they never know when they will become extinct overnight.

I blogged about the Sterns last year getting dissed by Anna Wintour on the Beth Fan Page, April 30, 2017, "Beth Barges into Book Party After Wintour Snub". The Last Saturday in April [the 29th last year] is when the pre-Met Gala party is held with the actual Met Gala held on the First Monday in May [the 7th this year]. 

The photo below is of the loser group who were not invited to the pre-Met Gala party on April 29, 2017, since the group below are the famously dissed group by Anna Wintour. The photo appears on that blog entry from April 30th last year, as you can see Howard was also a giant embarrassing jerk showing up to this LOSER book party for Jessica Seinfeld to deflect from the fact all of these people pictured are all ignored pariahs in the New York Social Scene. 

Reportedly, the NY Socialite Jill Kargman [the book party was held in her Manhattan townhouse] is always invited to the Met Gala but doesn't always attend.

Big news for Howard's fan, the Stern fan message board is expected to get a shout-out in the upcoming book by Stuttering John Melendez, the guy who was called the Hero of the Stupid by Howard Stern, who had Beth's first calendar hanging in his work area at the old K-Rock studio when Howard was on free radio. Yes, John was a big Beth fan back in the day and Howard didn't see the hilarious connection, Mr. Stupid loving those hilarious photos of a 35 year old short failed model and Howard had to stick her in a calendar and pay to get it published. No numbers were ever revealed of how many calendars Beth sold since we think it was only 112.

In other big news, Howard Stern's old friend has officially dissed Howard and crappy SiriusXM and goes to SPOTIFY to promote his new box set album. Gee, wonder why. Oh since Sirius has around 30 million subscribers when Spotify has around 157 million users with around 71 million paying users with almost $5 billion in revenue. HA. Take that Stern! No loser Howard Stern Channel 101 for RZ. 

RZ is busy working on another film featuring the Firefly Family where the only character in RZ's films that get the professional hair and makeup treatment is his wife, Sheri Moon Old. Pictured below is the actress Dee Wallace with the ageless Zombie.

In still other news, Beth Stern the big nobody has failed to get a sponsor for her Instagram show while Katie Lee is sponsored all over the place, what with her paid jaunts throughout Europe and exotic locales all paid by the Food Network since she has a regular cooking show plus her travel show called "Beach Bites" while Beth gets no offers except from the funny farm that they need a spokesmare.

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