Howard in Hiding?

So where is Howard Stern with his public statements to defend his best buddy Jimmy Kimmel against the Sean Hannity attacks? We know Howard always bugs the hell out of Kimmel to give him or his stale Stern radio show a shout out when he's on his TV show and when he hosted the Oscars for two years in a row with this blogger being the first one to have reported that he has a three-year deal with his network and will be the host of the Oscars next year providing he isn't fired first from his flailing late night talk show. But Kimmel is like every idiot comic out there who relies on doing the easy political humor, it writes itself, and is cheap and tacky but easy and takes almost zero talent to write and then jump up on stage like a trained seal and recite the obvious jokes taking potshots at the President and his wife. Everyone is doing it now and Howard just runs and hides hoping everyone else will get fired leaving him to get a job on TV since he still thinks he's in the game.

Well, where is Howard? How come he isn't defending Jimmy from the Hannity attack? How about Howard doing a shout out in support of Jimmy and his disgusting jokes? Oh, this blogger already talked about Jimmy using his almost dead baby as a shill for the Democratic Party and Obamacare saying how the kid was born with some heart defect yet just posts blurry photos of his baby. [Ref: Beth Fan Page 5-5-17 "Multi-Millionaire Miffed at Medical Bill Scare"]. Hillary Clinton's advisers advised her wrong to appear more than once on Kimmel's late night talk show to try and boost her Q-Rating and she just embarrassed herself and lost the Presidential Election, especially with Kimmel playing his part as a male chauvinist pig pretending to give Hillary advice on how to speak to live audiences and on camera. It was a bomb and everyone thinks Kimmel was joking.

Howard admits on his radio show that Kimmel and his wife Molly are frequent guests during the summer at his Hamptons home where Beth Stern does her annual fundraiser and sales pitch, giving the house guests a tour of her feline foster room and ensuring the house guests do not leave until they give Beth a sizable check to her foundation, Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF). Oh yeah, your little stay at the Hamptons hellhole is NOT free. Howard tries to trap people into staying with he and Beth during the summertime thinking they are just desperate nobodies that want to star-fuck and you think oh sure, I'll stay with the Loserinskys for a week or two and take full advantage of the pool, the tanning salon, the pool table, the room service, and then you get hit with the hard sell with that cat foster room and boom, you're stuck. 

The Sterns will not let you leave until they put on a performance of showing you a million photos of all the cats they dumped onto other people and tally up these adoptions, taking all the credit, then take you through the vet bills folder, the photos of cats injured and dying that Beth saved by taking their picture and posting them on her Instagram show, oh, the Sterns have got this act down pat. They each deserve an Oscar for their annual performances for guests and yes, the guests pay up and write out that check and then their car shows up to take them to the airport.

Howard frequently name drops on his satellite radio show about his famous guests at his Hamptons Honey Trap for wayward husbands. That's supposedly Howard in black with the open pimp shirt but we can't see all his gold chains in this particular photo. Bethie has to do headless photos of Howard since we are not sure he's there in person or if it's his paid stand-in. Sometimes he's just photoshopped or Beth shops around an old photo of her aged meal ticket and pretends he's there with her when he can hardly stand being within texting distance of the fanny pack he calls a wife.

This blogger has blogged about Kimmel a few times and I think Hannity left out that Kimmel is also anti-gay. This is a reprint from an article posted on the Beth Fan Page from 2-25-17 "Beth Competes with Heidi's ASSets".

Howard Stern does this too, he makes fun of gays and sees how far he can go with getting them to talk explicitly about their bedroom habits and Howard acts all shocked. Not long ago, Howard baited George Takei and set him up in a "BIT FOR THE AIR" and later ran and hid saying it wasn't, he got George to talk about coming onto a young actor and propositioning him many years ago and that actor recently tried to sue George and get dough out of him. Howard was tiring of George and wanted to insert his name in the press at the time of some Hollywood actors or producers using their power plays to take advantage of actors wanting top movie roles. Plus, Howard could no longer stand George upstaging him and getting more work than Howard could ever hope to get. Howard used to have George as an on-air co-host on his radio show many times before this incident and would do gay stunts for his birthday having naked men in his radio studio who were from an off-Broadway show. Howard loves the gay stunts and sees how far he can push people like George and get them to embarrass themselves as fodder for his dull radio show. Howard and Kimmel seem to be two of a kind even down to their fugly wives who think they're famous although Beth has yet to produce a little tax write-off for Howard Stern. 

Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Kimmel will be the next to be exposed and it won't be pretty having little to do with cheating on his wife with grown women although his wife loves the ladies and skated off to Tahiti, the resort that was once the home of Marlon Brando, for her birthday getaway with Jennifer Aniston the Queen of the Damned, Courteney Cox, Jason Bateman, and others. Didn't Molly just turn 50?? Yeah I know, 40, ha, ha, but she's already had the nip and tuck and Botox.

Maybe Howard can start his constant speed dialing of ABC to replace Kimmel next year as host of the Oscars with big Howard Stern since Jimmy might be toast by then and roasted on an open flame. Won't that be fun seeing Beth yucking it up in the front row elbowing Meryl Streep as Cher waits to hear her name announced as the winner of the Oscar for Best Actress in a leading role for her performance in "Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again".

Gosh, is it Saturday morning already? Just where did this week go?

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