Marconi Snubs Stern

Howard Stern actually tried
getting one of these. Now that's funny.

On Monday's stale Stern satellite radio show, Howard could barely hide his jealousy of Don Imus, who announced he is retiring from radio. 

Imus is a four time Marconi Radio Award winner and in comparison, Howard won a Blockbuster award from that now-defunct video store for that selfie produced straight to bomb movie debacle called "Private Parts", an award worth about 0.0 to anyone now living or dead since the dumb video store is now dead too and who cares about some video award you purchased yourself?? No one. I guess Howard's old terrestrial radio station found out they couldn't buy Howard a Marconi Award for the loudmouthed shock jock on the radio who never progressed beyond that stage even though he now thinks he's the big cheese of satellite talk radio when all he's talking to is a black hole in outer space where aliens actually think his wife was a real model on earth although even with their telescopes they can't find Beth's European modeling photos so they are starting to have their doubts [finally].

Any luck yet guys??

Howard copied everyone to make it in radio, like Al Goldstein and Don Imus who both pre-date Stern. I blogged about this briefly before [ref: Beth Fan Page, 5-9-14 "Racist on the Radio"].

Howard copied Imus completely, even down to doing on-air characters
with Howard doing a racist impersonation of a black woman news reporter
[no not Robin, who was her own insulting character
playing the part of a newswoman who was hardly capable of reading from
the Associated Press printouts while cackling at all of Howard's racist humor].

The super prestigious Marconi Radio Awards by the National Association of Broadcasters, snubbed Howard Stern forever since I mean, what a joke he is to broadcasting. The award is only handed out to top radio stations and on-air personalities, not Howard Stern, an aged dinosaur hosting dead air radio with some old news items inserted and his employer has him on a reduced AARP schedule since he doesn't have enough content to fill a full week of shows let alone keep his listener awake and aware for five days in a row. Everyone else on Sirius has weekly shows and scheduled vacations, but not due to lack of show content like for Howard's loser channels with Sirius wanting to give Howard 101 the giant red X and cancel that shit but that's all Howard has to prove he's got some sort of work product for Howard Stern Productions.

So where is Howard Stern on this cover of Time Magazine? How about nowhere?

Yep, that's Don Imus on the cover and not Howard.

So funny that Howard even tried to hire Rosie O'Donnell for her own radio show on Howard 101 and Rosie went on record as saying she had one meeting with Howard at NOBU, and her answer was no. Wouldn't we love to know the details of that meeting and why do Howard and Beth haunt Nobu restaurant?? What's up with that. I think Beth still rents out her SEAT there [you can take that statement any way you want]. 

We are still waiting for the launch of Howard's facelift on Howard-360 on Sirius satellite radio while Hoda Yoda hosted her own big show for SiriusXM while Howard is still figuring out how to purchase CGI cameras with auto-correction to his fug face and weave.

Howard Stern's Monday satellite radio show was so stale and devoid of content, he had to repeat a story from Season 1, Episode 5, of his satellite radio series "Howard's Boob" about how Beth likes silence when they walk around so she can stare at her phone and text and not talk to Howard [ref: Beth Fan Page, 5-22-17 "Bounty Hunter"]. Howard's having a hard time coming up with new episodes of that show showcasing Beth as an average housewife who doesn't have a bunch of peanuts in her banana head but has actual thoughts and oh, they bicker to make the little peon people who can afford his pay radio fee, feel like Howard is one of them with problems and stuff when in reality, the rarely vertical couple are hardly in the same house at the same time and never bicker since Beth would get docked from her monthly paycheck.

Oh yeah, Beth is a tiresome selfie worker barking orders into her phone telling people what to do. Some rescuer, she can't even rescue that animal that's glued to Howard's head.

If you follow Beth on her IG show, she actually enlists cops in Florida
to find cats for her to take back to the Hamptons and somehow Howard
thinks this is Beth rescuing cats, he is that desperate to
get that Florida sinkhole tagged as a temp cat shelter.

Well at least Howard's fan found something funny on Monday's radio show. That should make Howard feel good about his life [insert laughter].

Do the SiriusXM Nancy Boys know Howard doesn't even have 500,000 Stern show followers on social media? What dope green-lit Howard-360?  

There should be a Heidi or Andy or Jenny 360:

Gosh, and now we're up to Beth Tuesday. Can we take anymore hilarity from the mouth of Howard Stern??

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