Gotta Have Faith

Everyone is hoping that Howard Stern isn't in too much of a tizzy over the news that Katie Lee has gotten engaged to a producer of her own cable TV show [in 2016], gosh, what a shock, and he was also affiliated with Top Chef and the Real Housewives of New York and is good friends with Andy Cohen, oh, but he popped the question to Katie Lee and not Andy. According to Katie's IG site, she said yes to the guy who she's been dating for awhile and they became an official couple at the gay wedding of two male friends not long ago. Howard is worried if this will affect his late night culinary binges, you know how he says he can never sleep and is up walking all night? Well guess where he walks to? Geez, you know how he loves those eateries around Tribeca but he normally sends his personal bagel boy to fetch him his late night fixes.

Poor Katie, everyone is saying her almost wedded male man is g-a-y but then, isn't Katie? She has appeared somewhat preggo [Italian for pregnant for you rubes out there] when she was married to Billy Joel but some have alleged she was a surrogate to someone as she frolics in exotic locales far away from home with female friends sharing beach bites. Other people are alleging that Katie is marrying this guy so she can have a baby for him and his husband that he keeps stashed somewhere around Fire Island. I guess we'll have to watch what happens.

That ring is a joke gift, right?
That Beach Bites show must have zero budget since
they are footing the bill for all these shenanigans
to try and boost viewers for that boring cooking show.

Katie's impending second marriage also affects the red carpet pariah Beth Ostrosky Stern. She normally counts on being Katie's plus-one when going to some movie premier, although that was a long time ago, especially in buttinsky years. I mean, Beth hasn't scored a red carpet appearance since I guess when she was shilling for the American Humane Association (AHA) Hero Dog Awards where the AHA pats themselves on the back for giving injured and disabled military and civilian dogs a medal, big deal, those animals should be kept home and away from stress, not paraded on a stage as a spectacle so the AHA can claim they do something for animals as they turn a blind eye to any and all animal abuses that happen on the studio lots in Hollywood. What a joke, but Beth is a joke that's for sale.

Well, supposedly Beth is still haunting the Florida mystery house and can't seem to get inside. Didn't the realtor leave a key under the mat? She's been running around outside like a maniac trying to get the gardener to take her picture.

Apparently, these are the only kinds of pictures Beth is used to posing for - right, Beth? 

We just can't wait for all these dumb Florida photos to show up this summer in that one issue of Social Life Magazine that Howard Stern has to produce once a year so they can feature flat Beth between its pages since the dolt can't seem to score another cover feature of Hamptons Magazine. We know Katie Lee can score anything she wants. That gal has friends in all the right [pasta] places.

While Howard is home sniveling in his pillow worrying about Howard-360 and if he is still goodfellas w/Katie, Jenny McCarthy has hosted her own show on Sirius for a few years now and the teasers are uploaded to the Sirius YouTube channel and all her shows are taped for future broadcast while Howard produces nothing of value ever and is terrified of a live camera on his dead facelift.

The Super Wigs of Sirius [Howard will fit right in with his big wig show].
Jenny interviewed the Facelifted Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills, Erika Jayne, for her "Inner Circle"
series on March 21, 2018, while Howard hosts nothing but his
stale Sirius satellite radio show featuring nobody.

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