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Tuesday, February 20, 2018

The Closer Strikes Again

I blogged about this in 2012 but it became relevant again and worth talking about again. As you may know, I delete tons of old blog entries to keep this site current and may reblog about something if something new happens. Well, as everyone who has been STUCK WITH THE STERNS knows, if you truly want to be free of them and their ratings killer curse, you either fake your own death or cut and run and lock all the doors, shut down your TV show, and run for the hills and barricade yourself inside your home.

The latest casualty of the Stern Curse is Harry Connick, Jr., and his TV show. It has survived for two seasons and each season featured Beth Stern and her stupid no-list Kitten Bowl TV plug where she forces cats to play on demand with cat toys that they quickly lose interest in but Frau Beth barks orders at them and throws them around a fake football field until they almost drop dead from exhaustion so she needs a constant supply of kittens to use and abuse to make a show out of it in her pitiful never ending quest for fame.





Remember these shows that The Closer got canceled? No, it's not all inclusive due to space issues on this blog:


Oh, but what about The Others? Howard posed with the ghost of Charlie Chunk, the cat Beth overfed to death and died yet she is resurrecting some fright photo of Howard with his crazy eyes and fright weave with Charlie looking spooked and trying to flee. Beth said it was an old photo from Facebook. We know they have tons of unpublished, unseen cell phone photos just waiting to surface. If they don't have a now-deceased cat in the photo, Beth pretends they are current and not taken 8 years ago.









Oh, speaking of Brookie [I'm sure you recognized that screenshot I used from Alice, Sweet Alice], she's got a big new clothing line on QVC and not Beth. How hilarious is that? You mean no one wants to market clothes that are short and wide by a woman famous for being an invisible model in Europe? 




This blogger asked The Others [dead Charlie Chunk and Howard with a dead career] if in fact Robert Wagner allegedly killed his wife Natalie Wood. A ghostly apparition appeared and we'll let the bubblegum answer that question from beyond the veil.




#nataliewood  #wagner
#howardhasnowoodjustbark
#bethstern  #dawgshed
#twitter  #instagram  
#howardstern
#harryconnick #connick  #MTM


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