The Return of Howard's Boob

Gosh, I had given up hope on a second season of Howard Stern's satellite radio show segment called "Howard's Boob". It's been gone from his show since May 2017 and took an overly long break but now it's back on his show starting 2-26-18. Oh, and he even has a new sponsor for the segment just like he had sponsors for the first season of the show which was the Hallmark Channel since Beth keeps pushing that kitten bowl in everyone's faces when she just needs to scrub that damn bowl herself and flush it already.

To take a look back at the prior shows, you are more than welcome to reference the following blog entries:

"Howard Stern's Boob", 1-25-17
"Season 1, Episode 3: "Howard's Boob"', 4-3-17
"Keeping Up With the Sterns", 5-4-17
"Bounty Hunter", 5-22-17
"What Happened to Howard's Boob?", 8-2-17

You may remember the point of this new show of Howard's. He is trying to script a personality for Beth O Stern who, like most beggars who are only looking for dough, have zero personality and will do whatever you tell them to do without question for that dough, like, sit, stand, stay, and go away [that last one is the tricky one]. Howard is also trying to pander to his fan to make it seem like Howard has troubles just like the average nobody and he and Beth bicker. Howard staged this same garbage with his first wife Alison to script something for her to bicker about on the air and pretend Howard is a tortured man. It's just bullshit.

Season 2, Episode 1 of "Howard's Boob":
Air date 2-26-18, "Beth Doesn't Deliver".

This time his sponsor was called Gourmet Garbage, I mean the Gourmet Garage and BUTCHER SHOP since I don't think Howard mentioned its full name, but it conjures up images of rats rummaging around a garage looking for food with guys eating over garbage cans while waiting for that whistle to blow so they can get back to work at the factory. Gee, I thought this place was a gay hangout near Soho where you can score a bunch of stuff in the alley? Oh, like fake Louis Vuittons, nothing else implied here. How would I know? Uh, I plead the fifth.

Howard claimed to show up to pick up an order of vegetarian chili when everyone knows that old fart cannot stomach that industrial strength roto rooter for his colon when he has so many problems in that area and frequently gives his own personal colonoscopy updates on his stale satellite radio show. Plus, that place serves tons of REAL MEAT and I am not just talking about its food. Howard needs to hire a real writer for the gourmet garbage he serves up each week when he decides to have the nerve to show his facelift at the Sirius satellite studios.

Plus, Howard and Beth are not vegetarian. They eat everything in sight and it always involves stuffing animal products down their throats while they wear their hides on their bodies in support of the animal slaughter industry byproducts. They are as phony as those things they wear on their heads claiming that they don't dye their hair extensions and hair systems while Howard has to get his raccoon permed every few months to keep those whirly curls in place hiding his receding hairline.

Gary's Loft, NY, 2-26-18.

Howard claimed in that little sitcom episode today that Beth forgot to pack him a dinner?? Like, one dinner for the week when he is in the city and she is sequestered to her Hamptons hellhole? 

Uh, Howard doesn't know that Beth is in Manhattan this week? She not only has to trade cats back and forth with her pigeons from the North Shore Animal League at her Manhattan corporate apartments that are now used as a feral cat processing center, but she was in town to glom onto that fat cook out of can Rachael Ray, to celebrate her junk food for pets she markets that is rarely off the FDA recall list. Now Rachael has been tagged since Beth's other girlfriends that she gloms onto and fondles and can't keep her hands off of them, have fled NY hoping to not get stuck with Beth again. It's difficult since you can't make the Sterns angry or they will hound you forever with those facelifts that could stop a clock.

2-26-18, New York City. Rachael keeps donating proceeds from her crappy pet
food company to BETH via NSAL since they are sick of paying Beth's salary out of
 their own accounts. So Rachael gets a tax write-off and the public
has to race their pets to the vet after getting suckered into buying pet food allegedly
made from diseased animal carcasses from Korea.

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#garbagepailHoward
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#bride