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Friday, February 9, 2018

Stepping Out

There are a ton of red carpet events in New York this week and Mrs Beth Ostrosky Stern was not at any of them so far. New York Fashion Week has started and we wonder if Howard can score her a freebie corporate ticket to one of the loser shows outside of Bryant Park. 

It's surprising to see her little public life dwindle into nothing but circling the wicker man Howard Stern with her camera phone as he visits with the foster cat photo props placed around his body in an attempt to make the old racist and misogynist likable to Beth's cat club crazies and phony corporate drones who follow her on Instagram.

Howard doesn't even bother to take off his big coat as he
spends the day with the cats while waiting
for his limo ride back to the city.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be839AqAXc-/?hl=en&taken-by=bethostern



Sarah Jessica Parker was seen dying of something at the New York red carpet HBO event for the show "Divorce" with no Howard or Beth in sight since they are senior group home romance icons and wouldn't get near the word "divorce". I mean a divorce would never be imminent with the disappearing duo who are too cheap to pay to attend red carpet events since they are both buttinskys wanting to horn in on someone else's ticket. Maybe Jessica should stop by Count Dracula's castle for a bite [of someone] to bring back some color in her face.

Waiters and waitresses allege that Sarah's hubby hits on them when dining
alone, however, sometimes brings another woman along as his dinner companion
with Jessica nowhere in sight. Her hubby is also alleged to have had
a big time affair with Nathan Lane, his Broadway buddy. Reports assert that
Jessica is snotty with inverted nipples. Go figure. I wouldn't be snotty if
I had that body flaw. Beth Stern reportedly has no nipples and brags about it.

Sarah has since used falsies or had gotten breast implants
[ref: Beth Fan Page 5-3-15].

The alleged closeted Thomas Hayden Church showed up at the
HBO event looking gayer than Howard Stern. 


The phony gay rights advocates and marriage equality supporters Howard and Beth Stern again fail to show up in NY in support of amfAR as Heidi Klum continues to shine on the red carpet and has always supported the numerous amfAR events each year to cast a spotlight on AIDS awareness and promoting research for a cure. There is no cure for the cheap bastards named Howard and Beth Stern and all they do is play with kitty cats all day taking selfies and call it charity work.



Howard has always been jealous
of Simon's adorable son Eric.
Howard Stern of course will again start his campaign to appear as a guest judge on NBC's "America's Got Talent" since he wants to prove he quit the show and was not forced out because the show packed up from New York and moved the entire production back to Los Angeles. The ratings for the summer filler show have never been better since the network made the decision to finally dump Howard by simply moving back to a community property state. Howard can never move to California permanently due to the spouse automatically getting half of everything even though Stern owns property, it was acquired prior to his bizarre two weddings to Beth Ostrosky but we know everything can be fair game once Howard buys the big casino. 

So Howard bashes Simon Cowell whose company produces the show and has publicly stated [as also reported on this blog] that he only suggested Howard as a guest judge but Simon couldn't take over the show yet due to scheduling conflicts with his other shows. Simon finally ousted Stern in 2016 and Howard keeps hoping to get Simon's attention by bashing him or critiquing the show as if the dullard on the radio dial knows anything about anything but bothering people with real jobs and real shows on television.


Beth appeared pregnant last summer at public events [as reported exclusively on this blog] and Howard was hopeful that his mare finally had a viable fetus to carry to term but obviously that didn't pan out but Howard is allegedly seeking a surrogate to carry the baby with Beth supposedly going on Prednisone to mimic the effects of being pregnant when she's caught on camera by the paparazzi that she has to call herself to show up to take her picture and she can act all mad about it. I guess we'll watch what happens this summer season as the Sterns are disappearing from the social scene since no one can stand to be in their presence so a baby would work out better and get them the much needed publicity that they crave.


Beth even has the nerve to buy similar toys for her cats like Mariah bought
when she was pregnant with her twins.




Gee, Howard's fan can't wait for the subscription fee hike to see Howard on a video streaming service aside from the audio only version of his stale satellite radio show. I remember when he was still on free radio how funny he thought he was when he would ignore the guest and he and Robin would chatter and see how long it would take the guest to blow up and get mad or leave the studio in a huff. Oh that was fun. Now you know why the jerk can hardly get anyone to show up for his dumb interviews now and he just sticks to a pre-approved script or he would be sitting in the dark alone barking orders at Fred the sound effects drone while Howard fumbles with remembering if it's his day near Katie Lee's kitchen or back with the Hamptons money pit.

So how do you rate Howard's interviewing skills? Well, he is just reading from a script approved by a bunch of people so he can't be sued for his own show content and tries to get the guest to blurt out something embarrassing or shocking that Marci Turk can immediately press release. You know Marci, the Sirius corporate stooge assigned to the Stern show to mitigate the problem of Howard's growing ego and zero A List product sponsors for his two channels that are costing Sirius money to broadcast.












#amfar  #howardstern  #dawgshed  
#bethO  #bethstern  #marciturk  #liza
#sarahjessicaparker   #beththinksthosecatsarehumanbabies


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