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| www.instagram.com/p/BfHWY7VARcJ/?hl=en&taken-by=bethostern |
Fashion week this week also coincides with Valentine's Day and normally Beth stages her frenzied cat dumping sessions to make it appear to her cat club crazies who follow her Instagram show, like she is a super charity worker when she has to deflect from the fact Howard Stern can't score her a ticket for her wide ass to sit in the front row of any show during Fashion Week.
In 2015 she was shuttled off to Florida during one of the Fashion Week events [also coinciding with Valentine's Day] where she showed off her modeling skills posing against a wall staring at wall art in her Florida Mystery House where she models different walls, entryways, railings, and a blurry staircase leading nowhere, in an attempt to play model while the real fashion world snubs those phony Sterns since they are not famous for anything but Howard is famous for refusing to quit that dull satellite radio show since then Big Beth O Nobody would finally disappear off the pages of D-List lifestyle magazines where Howard Stern is forced to buy property to get his wife any attention at all. Howard keeps photographing his wife with the dumb expressions on her face with those short stubby legs and freakishly long upper body and he thinks he can shop around the photos and get them printed in online magazines, or anywhere for that matter, when HE foots the entire bill and the magazine has to placate Howard or be badgered into infinity since he is a telephone terrorist that keeps trying to market that Pittsburgh Pariah he married. Beth is famous for nothing but hounding the David Letterman show where she was finally dumped onto the Stern radio show since you cannot tell a professional pest to just go away, you have to get the dog onto fresh game, a new scent, and Stern was such a desperate sucker he got stuck with Beth.
Beth posted this photo on her IG show, 2-12-15.
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| A rare photo from inside the Florida Mystery House with a mirror image of Beth on a blurry staircase leading nowhere. The photo originally appeared on the BFP 10-16-15 "Sky High". |
I guess Justine Theroux got the all clear from his biker boys in New York that the Sterns were headed for Florida so he could be free of Howard's hair system and that tree trunk legged Beth shouting about how she was a famous invisible model in Europe. Not sure what is on Justine's head, it looks like a flying Julius Caesar blue tinted wig.
The neighbors in Florida are already talking about the haunted Stern mansion as Beth is normally seen wearing a giant veil covering her latest round of Botox bulges and the servants have to be careful to not stare directly at her or she'll go into a fit. She sneaks around the secret corridors of the mansion and spies on staff and they can't see her since the place is filled with 2-way mirrors. Howard normally just dumps the selfie monster in the foyer and skates back to his boys in the band who pander to his every need, day and night. You know, gotta have the coffee boy to stop the morning shakes and then the bagel boy and gosh, then there's the pasta and shrimp delivery in between his weaving class and his chess class where he stares at boys playing chess and Howard just sits and watches with the Chess Master, and then visiting his family making sure all the nuts stay in their baskets.
As reported on this blog, it was Beth who stated in the press that Howard was retiring in 2017 to live permanently in Florida and obviously the dolt has no clue it's her and that O Family of supermodels that Howard wants to move to Florida and keep his own life in NY to scamper between his Siriusly stale dull satellite radio show and Katie Lee's kitchen of handy helpers.
Nice to see that Dame Beth-Man has fans everywhere since this is the hottest blog on the Internet. For the page views to date, check out the stats on the sidebar of this blog. All fans are appreciated.
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The neighbors in Florida are already talking about the haunted Stern mansion as Beth is normally seen wearing a giant veil covering her latest round of Botox bulges and the servants have to be careful to not stare directly at her or she'll go into a fit. She sneaks around the secret corridors of the mansion and spies on staff and they can't see her since the place is filled with 2-way mirrors. Howard normally just dumps the selfie monster in the foyer and skates back to his boys in the band who pander to his every need, day and night. You know, gotta have the coffee boy to stop the morning shakes and then the bagel boy and gosh, then there's the pasta and shrimp delivery in between his weaving class and his chess class where he stares at boys playing chess and Howard just sits and watches with the Chess Master, and then visiting his family making sure all the nuts stay in their baskets.
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| There are no non-family repeat overnight guests at the Stern Florida Mystery House. Servants have leaked information that Beth can be seen in a room off the foyer talking with an apparition of a little girl who calls her "mom" and wants her own IG show to take selfies with all the cats that have died while in Beth's foster care and have crossed that Rainbow Bridge. |
As reported on this blog, it was Beth who stated in the press that Howard was retiring in 2017 to live permanently in Florida and obviously the dolt has no clue it's her and that O Family of supermodels that Howard wants to move to Florida and keep his own life in NY to scamper between his Siriusly stale dull satellite radio show and Katie Lee's kitchen of handy helpers.
Nice to see that Dame Beth-Man has fans everywhere since this is the hottest blog on the Internet. For the page views to date, check out the stats on the sidebar of this blog. All fans are appreciated.
#florida #stern #bethstern
#dawgshed #sternforum
#fashionweek #winchester
#palmbeach
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