The ever famous cable TV channel show, Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl, is a steady ratings winner opposite the real Super Bowl on Sunday where many losers like Beth Stern's Kitten Bowl or a bowl of fish on Nat Geo Wild have tried to take down this sure-fire ratings hit and all around awesome and fun show of puppies playing on a football field with an awesome cat half-time show.
Hey Beth, can you fathom that cats do not play on demand and should not be forced or badgered into playing endlessly with cat toys for hours on end just so you can get your mug on TV? Just a bunch of people who work for the Hallmark Channel are forced to watch the torturous Kitten Bowl and inflate the Twitter feed promoting Howard Stern's wife whose career is circling another type of bowl that should be flushed for good. Beth claims to be a big time cat foster mom when all she fosters are daily Instagram photos recycled from years ago that she claims are current with a few cats photoshopped in the photos or thrown around a staircase or perched on high counter tops or window sills to their peril so Miss Bethie O'Unmarketable can claim that she fosters these animals before dumping them onto other people en route back to her posh digs in Manhattan to do some shopping while shilling for the charity that pays her to promote them ad nauseam, the North Shore Animal League (NSAL).
Oh yes, the dumb idiots falling for Beth's cat charity gimmick are stuck with Beth's WILD FERALS that race up the curtains and shred couches looking for all those cat trees and cat shelves she has hammered into the walls of her cat foster room in the Hamptons, only to find normal people's homes don't have a designated cat room where there are tons of cat trees and furniture they can rip up and are only allowed out for meals as is the routine at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Let Beth Billions keep her own damn cats and adopt from your local animal shelter where animals are dying daily that you can save. No one can save the selfie monster Beth. So don't try, just ignore her and you soon will see that foster room close up if she can no longer dump these cats onto other people while she gets the big tax break and you get all the bills.
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| I hope you dumbnuts out there handing cash to Beth via her foundation Bianca's Furry Friends know exactly what you are funding. You are funding her playing model and posing in a lobby at NSAL and she calls it charity work. She badgers cats for a week in her million dollar mansions before dumping them onto other people and she calls it charity work and gets a hefty tax write-off while you get stuck with a lifetime of vet bills and a wild, unsocialized feral cat to tear up your house. Adopt from your local animal shelters, not from Beth Billions using cats to fund her selfie lifestyle. |
Oh yes, the dumb idiots falling for Beth's cat charity gimmick are stuck with Beth's WILD FERALS that race up the curtains and shred couches looking for all those cat trees and cat shelves she has hammered into the walls of her cat foster room in the Hamptons, only to find normal people's homes don't have a designated cat room where there are tons of cat trees and furniture they can rip up and are only allowed out for meals as is the routine at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons. Let Beth Billions keep her own damn cats and adopt from your local animal shelter where animals are dying daily that you can save. No one can save the selfie monster Beth. So don't try, just ignore her and you soon will see that foster room close up if she can no longer dump these cats onto other people while she gets the big tax break and you get all the bills.
We know the Hallmark Channel is desperate to dump this useless Kitten Bowl since it costs them money to hire fathead Beth and a bunch of no-list celebs and announcers to host the borefest when they want to just air reruns of their own programs since no one watches the Hallmark Channel on Super Bowl Sunday so why bother with current bullshit programming so Howard Stern's wife can play spokesmodel in her corner of her feeble mind. Plus, the Hallmark Channel had to add PUPPIES to their KITTEN BOWL since everyone is watching the puppies on the famous Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet. Can't admit defeat, right Beth? Has the Hallmark reps stopped taking your phone calls yet? We know they are NSAL sponsors and are basically STUCK with you as we watch you age on camera every year as they continue to blot out your face in a CGI vague haze of delirium.
Suddenly Beth gets on her high horse since Howard Stern can't afford to buy Beth real fur so she brags about a coat she wore a few days ago doing the bloated Botox face & duck lips pose. Wow, Beth, you've really got your cat club crazies all fooled on your Instagram show into thinking you matter. PETA doesn't even care enough about you to throw paint on you since your face is covered in enough paint as it is.
Hey Beth, you may want to check the country of origin for that coat you're wearing since designers buy this stuff cheap and sell them to dumb Americans like you as expensive "fakes" that look real enough that you need to wear a giant LABEL on the sleeve saying it's not real fur when they are really made from dog fur from China and Indonesia. But Beth is an expensive fake too so I guess it all evens out.
Hey Beth, you may want to check the country of origin for that coat you're wearing since designers buy this stuff cheap and sell them to dumb Americans like you as expensive "fakes" that look real enough that you need to wear a giant LABEL on the sleeve saying it's not real fur when they are really made from dog fur from China and Indonesia. But Beth is an expensive fake too so I guess it all evens out.
What about this little faux pas? Forgot to explain why you're wearing a genuine shearling sheepskin jacket? Or is it? Had a lapse in judgment since you are always sitting alone in the Hamptons with the hubby stopping by to pick up his latest package from Net-a-Porter of that dress he wanted and then skate back to the Big Apple where his little silk worms are hiding? You know, the tailor boys, the sock boys, the photo boys, the coffee boys, the bagel boys, the underpants boys, the chess boys, the grillin' boys, and boys we have yet to hear about. That giant man seen coming and going at Howard's apt is Emily the eldest do-nothing daughter, his some time escort and alibi, not a giant boy toy so please don't start those rumors.
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| This item originally appeared on the Beth Fan Page, August 19, 2015 "Judge Cuts" where Beth is wearing real wool as shown on the cover of WSJ. Also printed on that blog entry are the comments from people against the cover of WSJ promoting the wearing of real hides and furs. Beth again promotes wearing real animal skins and furs when it suits her. |
Howard's too busy anyway staring at this view of New Zealand to be interested in what Beth's doing in sheep's clothing spinning in a tizzy all excited about that same dull Kitten Bowl that is widely ignored on Super Bowl Sunday. Suddenly Howard says he is all into football so he can avoid watching Beth host that continuous monotonous video loop of cats swatting cat toys all afternoon on the Hallmark Channel from his Hamptons hellhole.
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| https://www.instagram.com/p/Benv8V9B0x_/?hl=en&taken-by=katieleekitchen |
So how many times is Beth going to recycle these garbage photos by some gawd awful photographer, amazingly they are not by Howard Stern. It's from some obscure overpriced cash grab in the name of charity from 2016 when a bunch of photogs photographed a bunch of no-listers for a book promoting animal adoption. So suddenly Beth needs to show the world these old photos since I have no idea if they are in the book or not but Daddy Don Buchwald has to ferret out anything he can for this aged nobody.
Howard again is a giant liar since he stated more than once publicly that he would not be re-signing with Sirius and would retire so let's move forward with this lie from 2015, Beth announced that she and Howard wanted to move to Florida in a few years when it was Howard's plan that BETH move there in a few years. We'll see if he can accomplish that great feat and get her big feet to migrate south forever.
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| PETA would rather see Beth wearing fur than naked. |
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On her talk show, Wendy Williams said she would be watching the Puppy Bowl with her dog. I guess “Yoko” Stern won’t be seen on Wendy’s show any time soon ... or any time.
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