Little Notes

Matt Lauer has finally moved into Howard Stern crazy old fart fired territory by firing off notes to the producers of "The Today Show" critiquing the show and providing his big opinions. NBC of course recently fired the married Matt Lauer from The Today Show for his alleged inappropriate sexual conduct with staffers and girlfriends and just about anyone during the work day while on NBC's dime, with his raging old fart cheapskate hormones taking over and not being able to control himself in his office or in the bathroom, [he's not springing for a hotel suite or a cabin in the woods] as the alleged former coke user just can't keep it in his pants.

Hey guys! Don't you know how to block Lauer's phone and email address
like everyone does when Howard Stern bugs them??

The entire world knows that Howard Stern was fired off television numerous times for being an irritating creep with zero talent what with his failed attempts at doing a Tonight Show type talk show on the cable E Channel and myriads of unaired TV pilots where he again tried to be a Tonight Show host much like Johnny Carson who also did his own comedy bits on the show and did a few characters. 

Johnny Carson was also the originator of the EVIL character where he would mimic a real life personality and do an evil version spouting all kinds of horrible things. Everyone knows that HOWARD claimed to invent this bit for the air what with doing his Evil Dave Letterman character and ever since, doing evil versions of other people like Arnold Schwarzenegger who refused to come back and do the stale Stern radio show once he became the Governor of California, much like how The Don has dumped the doofus on the radio too once he became President of the U.S.

Yes, Carson did it first. He invented the Evil Mr. Rogers character where he showed kids he forgot to feed his fish and it's dead in the fish tank. He then reminded kids to send in $12 to join his pal for life club or you can't be his pal. He said in character, that if you don't send him the money, no one will love you and your dog will die. He then showed kids where babies come from and ends up with a divorce lawyer hired by the wife and then reaches for the fridge where he guzzles liquor. He brings out a marijuana plant as the skit progresses and ends up saying it's his last show as he leaves with a hooker [yes, he used that word in the skit]. Johnny later had to apologize to the real Mr. Rogers for doing the sketch as he did not think it was funny.

Yes, folks, Howard Stern invented nothing, he's just a copycat and bad at it doing sketches for his radio listener. Everything Howard does is just just pathetic and out-dated, much like that New York troll he married.

Johnny Carson as Evil Mr. Rogers, a bit Howard Stern
would later copy starting with the Evil Dave Letterman character.

Howard has publicly admitted for years how he fires off notes and emails to people all the time in the entertainment industry spouting his opinions or congratulating someone on some accomplishment or thanking some celeb who just died and that note didn't make it to that celeb due to their cremation schedule or something. All his little notes are completely ignored by any and all people he tries to communicate with on a regular basis what with them setting up phony email accounts to appease Howard and make him think they are getting his notes. We remember Howard used to brag that his wife Beth Ostrosky Stern fired off thank you notes to people for whatever dumb reason, like a doorman holding open a door to load up her SUV with cats and such, oh, we've got to do a thank you note. It's just a way of inserting themselves into someone else's life and it's all unsolicited yet it makes Beth and Howard feel important, like they are a celebrity firing off notes to everyone on the planet that could benefit from their moron wisdom.

Fallon started doing a bit on The Tonight Show about writing thank you
notes for just about every dumb thing after Howard Stern
bragged on his rarely live satellite radio show that BETH his wife constantly
writes [useless and irritating] thank you notes to everyone for a
bunch of dumb reasons. Howard has since said he also writes
thank you notes since he is a tiresome buttinsky who
is desperate for attention by constantly bugging people.

Yes, Matt Lauer is now the big note writer like Howard - geez, I certainly hope Matt is NOT taking Stern's advice on how to handle his being fired from NBC and finally fired off television [we hope for good]. Howard always inserts himself into the top trashy tabloid celebrity news items since he thinks he is in the game.

We all remember the hilarious interview Jimmy Fallon did on the Stern stale satellite radio show when he was scheduled to take over as host of The Tonight Show when the broadcast moved from LA back to NY. Fallon was trying not to die with laughter as he tried to put on his serious face and take Stern's big advice on how to conduct a late night talk show format and be funny and interesting. It was so funny since WHO on this planet would listen to HOWARD STERN????? NO ONE. We really don't need jerk-off advice from the most fired man in radio and TV, I guess we can't really count unaired TV pilots since they never would see the light of a TV channel, and we do remember Lauer was involved with one of those unaired TV pilots that came from the fried frizzy weaved brain of Howard Stern.

Jimmy Fallon fights to be interested in Stern's big advice on Stern's
stale radio show when Fallon had just accepted the job as host of 
The Tonight Show. Howard acted like some elder statesman giving Fallon
his big opinion and advice on how to handle hosting The Tonight Show when all 
Howard has on his resume is a bunch of unaired TV pilots and
 "America's Got Talent", which he got booted off of for tanking ratings.

What's with the goofy mouths you two?
Or do we want to know?

Speaking of sex, Crazy Days and Nights dot net was reporting about Howard Hughes and how he had an STD that he passed off onto all the stars of his time period who he was obsessed with or wanted to put into his films and it's no wonder how he became an old shrunken geezer who had lost his mind since the STD that had taken up residence in his body over those many long years was syphilis. Constant battles with that disease over the course of your lifetime will most likely leave you with holes in your brain and you will become a recluse afraid of everything. Funny how now everything seems to be seeing the light of day even about the Hollywood moguls from around 60 years ago. Funny because many of the old girlfriends of Colin Farrell have alleged the same thing, that he leaves you with something after you sleep with him and it sends you running to your doctor. No wonder he appears to have lost his mind what with being stuck in crap films lately and losing his once perfect looks.

The Golden Globe awards are on Sunday in Hollywood as we can't wait to see what all the women will be wearing in support of the alleged victims of Harvey Weinstein, et al, who made the ultimate sacrifice in the name of fame, you know, having sex with old creeps. Gee, what will Beth be wearing on Sunday? Just asking.

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