Florida Phonies

Howard and Beth Stern have been in their Florida Facelift Fortress several times this past year, however, the only photos posted were from January 13, 2017 and in late December 2017 with nothing in between. Fishy huh? Oh yeah, since Beth just recycles a bunch of photos sitting on her iPhone trying to find ones that her fan hasn't seen yet while she jumps around between properties trying to appear busy. 

There have been no photos of the Sterns in Florida between January 2017 until Christmas 2017. Suddenly, Beth posted a bunch of airbrushed iPhone photos on her IG show claiming they are all taken in Florida last week, but were they? Oh, most likely they're from the summer of 2016 before Beth was undergoing her new breast implant surgery since this blogger exclusively revealed Beth had a deformed and flat left breast and it reappeared in January 2017 [ref: BFP 1-14-17, Beth's Bogus Life].

Beth uses Instagram as her personal website because she has no content to fill a real website and Howard refuses to pay for anything with social media having that price tag that attracts the Sterns called "free". Well, Beth does nothing anyway and has no job but posting random photos that she hopes Howard can palm off onto some online tabloid or C-List lifestyle magazine where he pays for a publicity piece on his aging Florida flea that won't stay in Florida like he had planned. She keeps flying back to New York attached to a bunch of cats that she stuffs into the bathroom at the foster feline processing center in their Manhattan apt. Howard refuses to keep Beth's website updated and just uses IG, a free site to plug Beth and her jumbled mess of phony foster cats that keep getting recycled back into the system and god knows what happens to them. The few that are kept are supposed to post updates on the Bianca's Furry Friends Facebook site and start an IG account to praise Beth for dumping cat(s) onto them in the first place.

Beth sure has her captured feminine friends who are forced to pose with the selfie monster with Beth attaching her body to them and glomming all over them until they go running off to their agent asking how they got Stuck With The Sterns.

Who will Howard get to supply Beth with what she needs? You know, girlie love power? She and Howard seemed to be giant ignored Florida fossils over the holiday break and Beth had no love-in with a galpal but then I guess Beth couldn't really do anything what with that huge swollen nose and bloated face. Oh yeah, all supermodels have huge bucked horse teeth too.

Beth never had a face for photos anyway as this younger photo of Beth proves. She was just a giant nobody that everyone tried to avoid. 

Poor Howard is just embarrassed by that employee he hilariously called Beth O, as if. But poor Howard is scrambling to pay for publicity for himself and Beth. Remember Howard is only paid by Sirius for Sirius-related business and is given a car for the New York area only - enter the cats stuffed in their luggage which has been also exclusively reported by this blogger since 2013 when they bought that Florida white elephant and are still struggling to find a corporate sponsor. The Sterns had to set up a kitten charity gimmick in Florida so they could use funds donated to their foundation Bianca's Furry Friends (BFF) and not get arrested for embezzlement.

Oh, but donating to BFF [a.k.a., The Beth Fund] should end, right? No more need for people to donate to BFF since the groundbreaking ceremony is already done where Beth's big capital project is finally financed and they are building a cat adoption center at the charity where Beth receives a salary to promote them ad nauseam, the North Shore Animal League.

Beth at the NSAL groundbreaking ceremony for her big capital project of
building a cat adoption center. So no more need for The Beth Fund, right?

Oh, and please don't tag the hag if you have an animal-related problem. She isn't interested and thinks the whole world should do what she does, house a few cats for 10 days in their mansions and then dump them on the little poor people working for wages for a lifetime of paying for cat food and vet bills.

Beth is only interested in a few photo props for her selfie campaign to make herself famous as she thinks we are buying the bullshit that she was a globally famous model with that face.

Pervert Update

Beth Fans remember this photo from this blog but I think it

needs to be further inspected other than the fact

Beth is the only one sans booze. Are Matt & Howard

holding hands or is Matt's hand on Beth's wide ass?

Sue him Beth!! Sue him!!! This photo could be proof of harassment.

Hey, did you know Howard is actually

showing up for more satellite radio shows this year?

Will we see more of this scripted bullshit this year

with people paid to pretend to love Beth and

call her a hot model and pretend to envy Howard?

King of All Blacks. Does he still call into the Stern show? Notice
all that payola coming out of his pocket.  Old photo reprinted from Dawgshed.com.

Happy New Year Beth Fans as we wonder how many days off Howard can swing this year since he has almost zero content to fill those long boring hours on his stale satellite radio show. Just stay home Howard, we've heard it.

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#happynewyear