Hot In Cleveland

After months and months of Howard Stern badgering the SiriusXM lavender round table for a TV show, their knight in tainted armor has finally landed a one-shot gig that will be aired on HBO and SiriusXM. Yes, evidently Howard did have sex with a toad to get back on TV [Beth Fan Page joke from January 15, 2018, "Stern Stalks Netflix Stars"] and is also getting his toadying wife Beth Stern on the show too no doubt by sitting in the audience so she can get her camera time since now the two aged nobodies are finally Hot in Cleveland!!!!

What does the Stern message board think about this?

So Howard horned in on the Hall of Fame broadcast since he is truly desperate for attention, ANY attention and he's jealous of David Letterman who did it last year in New York. But since the hair blow-out King from 1986 wants his dumb award, well then he is STUCK WITH STERN. Hey, how did you get your Oscar nomination, Jon, in 1991??? Fans want to know, or maybe we don't. Is your mom still alive?

"I'd kill my mother for rock and roll. I WOULD SELL MY SOUL." -Bon Jovi (Smash Hits Magazine)


No one knows why Howard refuses to pose with his guests this year so the press release used an old photo of Howard with Bon Jovi. Howard has a new silver velvet cotton couch and a new background as of about Sept 2017 but this year, it seems he is no longer posing on the couch with guests. Go figure.

This is the actual current photo of Bon Jovi on the Howard Stern stale satellite radio show on January 17 when they talked about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event in Cleveland:

Beth Stern is obviously at the end of her fame quest and just has that annual show where she forces cats to play on demand for a video camera and an hour of footage is shown over and over again and they call it a show on that awful Hallmark Channel, that stupid Kitten Bowl, aside from shilling for that gawd awful bogus charity called the American Humane Association, so Beth is all excited she will be hot in Cleveland. But Beth is hot everywhere, right? Got hot flashes honey?

We wonder if she will set up her booth selling her books at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event like she does to all the pet events she attends. 

She set up a table at the Long Island Bulldog benefit, that charred cow eatery benefit at Prime Restaurant where she drags boxes and boxes of her books to the events as well as when she was flown to Georgia to attend a PAWS animal event and yep, she brought those Yoda the cat books to SELL. That is the only way you can get Beth to show up anywhere, is if she can sell her awful books of material downloaded from the Internet or bullshit kitty cat stories about some cat named Yoda when there have been a few Yodas over the years and Beth just pretends it's the same cat when the original Yoda suffered a heart condition and was cured by swatting feral felines off his cat tree in the big foster room at Stalag Beth in the Hamptons [not].

Beth brought her Yoda books to sell at the PAWS luncheon in Georgia in 2016.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KJ6dJneX88

Oh and remember this disaster? Someone was tagging Beth on her precious Instagram show wanting help with legislation to ban the declawing of cats due to cosmetic reasons, meaning, so they would not damage couches and curtains in a pet owner's home. It has nothing to do with any medical cause or reason that the cat had to have its claws removed, say in an emergency if the cat is caught in a trap or something else, or due to deformities or diseases. All they asked of her, is that she lend her big famous VOICE to publicly support the ban on the declawing of cats. Princess Beth got mad and deleted all of the person's comments. How dare you ask Beth for help when you're not famous!

For the backstory on this, ref: Beth Fan Page, 

May 17, 2016 "Got a Quarter?"

Get ready Cleveland! The Sterns shilling for satellite radio are coming to your town selling their wares but don't ask them to actually do anything for animals unless there is a sizable check in your hand and you have a show on television.

The show's not until April, Beth !!
Put all that stuff away.

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#citythekitty