Stern Stalks Netflix Stars

It is no secret to anyone that Howard Stern wants on television. He has battled with the networks since the 1980's for them to put him on television, with even David Letterman's production company reportedly was the one behind Stern's first attempt at a TV interview show that failed miserably and Dave ran and hid and shredded all documents for fear of a paper trail leading from Stern to him. Ever since, Dave has backed away from Howard and had relegated him to only a buffoon who would appear on his show first on NBC before it moved to CBS and Howard would stalk Letterman's show randomly throughout those many long years it was on the air until backstage Bethie was lurking around and got the boot from the Letterman show where she tried to get on the air but only an audio of her screeching monotone was heard on some random unnamed episode that most likely was never aired but Howard played the 2 second clip on the History of Howard Stern on his satellite radio show.

Now Letterman has reappeared on Netflix [the graveyard of has-beens] and Howard is horning in per his usual stalking routine of anyone who has a show on TV. Now that Stern was dumped onto a pay radio service, obviously there are no ratings or anything, but the deal is that SiriusXM has a contract with NBC to air some of its shows on satellite and that's why and how Stern badgered the boys from Brazil to get him on TV. Howard got that four year gig on NBC as a judge on "America's Got Talent" (AGT) because it was moving to New York to try out new venues but since Stern is horrible in front of a TV camera and is glued to a script with his horrendous banter and hogging a stage led to NBC's ratings dropping faster than Beth Stern's pants for a phony photographer telling her she could be in Playboy magazine. So, AGT scrambled to get out of NY and back to LA to dump the old geezer who keeps his weave in a freezer since that permed mink on his head may molt and shed.

Anyway, so let's move up to now and the deal with NBC and Netflix [for the backstory, ref the Beth Fan Page, 4-17-15, The Hunger]. Howard again wants on TV so is badgering Sirius to get him on Netflix with an interview style show and now we've got to put up with Howard promoting that TV streaming service and badgering its stars to appear on his stale satellite radio show so he can horn in on Netflix. 

It's been publicized by Howard and his PR peons that he will appear as a guest on David Letterman's Netflix show and now we've got Miss Commie as a guest on Howard's show today, Lady Jane Fonda who is on Netflix with Lily Tomlin in a borefest show called Grace and Frankie. Howard loves the elitist crowd and would have sex with a toad if it got him back on TV. Aside from that, he's got to crowbar his toadying wife into some TV show too and Netflix would be perfect for the dolt to have her own faux foster feline show and she can parade around in different outfits and point to cats in cages housed at her home called Stalag Beth in the Hamptons.

March 2017, SiriusXM
Town Hall.

Last year, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin did a town hall appearance at the SiriusXM studio hosted by Craig Ferguson and ignored the Stern show but this time, wow, Howard scored the big interview with the fossils of Netflix. Wait while I yawn a million times. 

Well at least when the President stages his big fight with North Korea [ref Beth Fan Page, 12-16-17, The Oracle] and comes out the big peacemaker with a pacemaker, Hanoi Jane can be the Ambassador to North Korea. Won't that be a fun time and Howard can say how he discovered Jane Fonda and it was because of him she became a star and had dinner with the enemy and spit on American soldiers during the Vietnam war.

Howard never served in Vietnam [insert laughter; as if] and makes fun of that war and the men and women who fought in the war. For many years, Howard used to do endless unfunny "bits" for his radio show pretending he was a soldier who did repulsive things to the Vietnamese casualties of war. It was sickening and Stern's paid on-air stooges were yucking it up to appease their boss. The draft had ended before the pansy who wears his mother's clothing could be hauled into a recruitment center and examined by docs to determine what gender he was when everyone knows the scared fruit fly would have enrolled in college on Mars to escape any drafty environment let alone a military draft.

The sole reason why Jane became an anti-Vietnam war activist.

Jane's former sister by marriage Brooke Hayward stated that Jane only became an actress because she did, and Jane had a clinical jealousy problem, meaning it's at the highest level that really should be treated with therapy and lockdown sessions [hear that Howard and Beth?].

Lady Jane only wanted on the cover of Vogue when she knew Brooke was getting a cover, and pushed ahead to beat her to it via her Daddy Dearest, the alleged zombie zoned out on booze half the time who had two dead wives who committed suicide added to his long list of career achievements (Francis Ford Seymour and Margaret Sullavan [divorced from Fonda and then offed herself]).

Jane should have stopped her big career in 1970, since all her good films were prior to that year save for the corny TV movie caliber film "Electric Horseman" when Redford peaked with his good looks.

Gossip about Jane? Oh, well on the stale Stern satellite radio show today, she claimed to have never slept with Warren Beatty when sources say otherwise. Miss Jane allegedly hopped in bed with just about every leading man on her rise to fame and even during her weird marriage to Tom Hayden. Did Howard ask her about her threesomes with her former husband Roger Vadim? That would seem right up Stern's alley. Did Howard ask Lily Tomlin today about her affair with Dolly Parton? No? Geez, sounds like a dullfest interview but that is par for Stern and his show full of holes.

Jane appeared around town today with a giant bandage since she said she had cancer removed from her face and Howard kept inferring it was due to laying out in the sun when everyone knows it's a side effect from being a habitual smoker. Scared much Howard and Beth? Jane is also a breast cancer survivor and we'll see what finally gets her in the end. Not many people will shed tears over this Lady.

I did think it was funny when Jane did her impersonation of Beth Stern on Howard's radio show today and I wonder if the photo will be posted on the show's website.

So, what is the Stern message board saying about Howard worshipping Jane Fonda today on his radio show?

In other news, the beautiful Catherine Deneuve has been bullied into an apology over her critical comments against the #MeToo campaign and now says she was not implying that harassment of women was okay and apologized to victims. Well, this beautiful woman supports Catherine and supports victims while this "me too" stuff is just a money making publicity stunt and we all know it, including us beautiful women. [Ref: Beth Fan Page 1-12-18, #BalanceTonPorc].

In still other news, Heidi Klum is on the current issue of German Harper's Bazaar and Beth Stern is doing a big nothing.

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