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Monday, December 25, 2017

Mine Field

As reported on this blog recently, everyone seems to be mining the Beth Fan Page for content and Playboy Magazine is no different. Beth Fans already knew about the natural transition of Playboy when they announced they would no longer feature completely naked women and this blogger said it would open the door for a transgender centerfold to appear in the magazine. Geez, suddenly, that became a reality. So glad this blogger can continue to provide content for everyone on the planet.





Oh yeah, just keep reading the Beth Fan Page folks if you want real news and the real scoop on things to come in the entertainment industry and the Stern world where Howard the confused adult can't figure out if he is male or female as we wonder if he, Beth or Cait were contacted by the new Playboy editor to appear as a centerfold that no one wants to see. 




We sure miss Miss Howard from 2013 as the confused transvestite from outer space pictured below from his awesome xmas card photoshoot in his basement at the Hamptons hell house. I mean, who is this gal kidding?

Photo from Dawgshed.com


We love the Stern Shake & Shuffle over the xmas and New Year's holiday break since they just dole out photos pretending they are in Florida and the Hamptons when no one knows since the photos are jumbled and doled out when convenient. As reported on the Beth Fan Page, around Nov/Dec of 2016 Beth got new boobs from her boob doctor in Florida and pretended to be in two places at one time. First she was photographed in the front great room in Florida and then she tries to pass off the same group of photos, cropped down, pretending she is back in the Hamptons. All staging to keep people guessing since Howard and Beth are normally not camera ready since purchasing that Florida Facelift & Cosmetic Surgery Center with the basement remodeling going on to ensure no nosy tabloid spies can see the bandages through those open windows with the ocean view where boats are parked with those high powered camera lenses catching celebs having a fun time with the botox brigade of hired help. [Ref: BFP 1-14-17, Beth's Bogus Life].

Nothing has changed since suddenly Beth posted this nonsexual photo allegedly from her Florida Facelift Fortress posing in a giant full coverage plus sized nightie hiding her face with her huge wig. Beth has to pose in front of doors since it's easier for Howard to photoshop Beth's wide body and gosh, we just love Beth the door model. So are we all pretending this photo was taken on December 24th Beth? Is that the point here? I can't wait to see how many stale photos have yet to be posted on Beth's Instagram show from 2013 that she passes off as current. You know, 2013 is when she started this bogus cat adoption gimmick since Howard was out of ideas on how to market this dolt to the public who have no clue who she is and really couldn't care less.





We know Beth is not just married to Howard Stern but to that enormous wig she sports and can't be seen without it unless she wants to frighten the help and they demand a raise in their already meager salaries since the Sterns can't afford their properties and have to stuff cats in closets to count their homes as animal shelters with almost 99 percent of the Florida Fortress shut down.





Well everything now is fake anyway what with it being reported for some time now that Lady Gaga is really a few different women playing the part. Yes, the original did appear on the stale Stern satellite radio show since they have friends in outer spaces that have Xenu club rings and they all buy that cheap hair at the same place.













Gosh, I wonder what's under that Christmas
tree that's waiting for me...






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1 comment:

  1. Beth should pose in front of doorways all around the world -- oh wait, she’s married to Howard Stern so her IG followers have to look at that same Florida door since the Cabo door appears to be closed ...

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