Only A Memory

Oh yeah, everyone is trying to push Matt Lauer out of their memories and back into being the jerk who likes Howard Stern and has to take Beth just about whenever she wants to trot onto The Today Show and be interviewed by Matt himself to brag about her tiresome business of badgering cats all day and calling it charity work before she dumps the little curtain shredders onto other people and moves on with her life of sitting around not driving anywhere wondering why her face keeps deflating. 

Beth likes this time of year planning her visits to her family to dig it in some more about how famous she is and they have to grovel at her giant feet if they want to continue on the Stern payroll and fund their vacation time share at the corporate Florida flop house for aged nobodies while lying spread eagle on that spa table hoping Dr. Frankenstein can stop time. 

Howard Stern got his Frankenstein makeover when he got a payday from NBC's "America's Got Talent" (AGT) and turned up on camera freaking out audiences. We know NBC ousted Stern when they moved AGT from NY back to Los Angeles and welcomed Simon Cowell as head judge to bring the show back on top in the summertime ratings race. NBC was lawsuit proof against Stern since they only signed him for one last year in 2015 so Howard had no choice but to go back to his recliner on a stale satellite and live out his years melting into that leather seat as he would kill himself before he let someone like Russell Brand take his spot on that satellite. 

So hilarious Beth has her usual boring annual bullshit appearances and hogs a camera to plug that animal shelter the North Shore Animal League, for rich assholes dumping their unsold inbred animals on them or clearing their property of feral cats so they can build their monster Hamptons homes that will be sold in a few years since they can't afford the maintenance and taxes. Beth would be ignored without the aged hagathas of the Hamptons with NSAL fundraisers along with that inbred bulldog charity fundraiser with Beth setting up her table selling her books that failed to sell, that massive inventory returned to Howard from the publisher since Howard funds everything for Beth. [Ref: BFP 11-25-17 The Beth Awards & Bulldogs]

Time to revisit The Today Show relationship expert Claudia Chan. I blogged about this in 2014 but as Beth Fans know, I delete old blog entries to keep this page fresh and will reblog if I want to bring up a topic again and maybe update it. It was a very old rumor that Beth allegedly escorted Asian men around NY during her alleged modeling days and she sat around in the back room of a Chinese Restaurant Takeout service waiting to be taken out. Pretty FUNNY that Claudia Chan lived directly across from Howard Stern in his Manhattan penthouse apt [now he uses it for corp business and Beth's HQ for her work with NSAL and that dumb Kitten Bowl stuff]. Anyway, it's an old old rumor that it was Claudia who ran a high priced matchmaking agency and set up Beth with Howard Stern. So, did Claudia fix up Matt with Jade?? Could beeeee.

Gossipers allege that Matt has a problem with flatulence
due to excessive doses of vitamin C and allegedly uses
coke. Tom, on the other hand, is allegedly an
uneducated goober with a bad temper.

Piss off the Scientologists and you might find yourself fired. We remember the heated interview when Matt Lauer attacked Tom Cruise about his views on the use of prescription medicines and talked about Brooke Shields reportedly using anti-depressants and going to a psychiatrist, etc. Well, Tom was furious after that exchange with Matt Unchained. 

Same with Harvey Weinstein. Piss off a Scientologist and you might be history. Howard Stern plays both sides, claiming he has to let both Scientologists and former Scientologists on his satellite radio show as if he is some big news outlet that can't take sides. As if. But he did piss them off allowing the former Scientologist Leah Reminini on his show even though he also let on Kirstie Alley, the High Priestess of the group who never seems to run out of money.

More stories that I am reblogging about. Now you know why I have said Howard Stern's satellite radio show is Reaper Radio. It welcomes you to the end of your career. It took the Scientologists, et al, several years to finally bring down Weinstein. His company had been losing money for years and his movies were starting to be snubbed by Academy Award voters so the top corporate honchos wanted the pervert ousted which seems to have finally happened.

Excerpt above was from MarksFriggin.com

Pretty funny that the famous scientologist Will Smith turned down "Django Unchained" [2012] because it was a Weinstein Company production. Didn't Philip Seymour Hoffman die of a drug overdose during the Super Bowl [2014] which prominently featured a Church of Scientology commercial? Yeah, The Master dropped dead.

Supposedly, Howard was pissed off at Harvey since he pissed off the scientologists and Weinstein REFUSED TO HIRE BETH for one of his films even though she submitted this awesome audition tape filmed by the now defunct Conman Photography & Video Studio:

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