No Payout for Perverts

Matt Lauer, the recently fired big cheese at NBC's The Today Show, was actually asking for a lump sum payout of the remainder of his contract with the network, a reported whopping $30 million and the network said, well, I can't repeat it here, but they are declining his offer since he was fired for allegedly being a giant pervert and sexual harasser which is against the law in the workplace and a violation of his contract.

Pretty interesting that it has been reported forever that Matt was the Big Kahuna at The Today Show and nothing went on without his approval. He has/had various alleged girlfriends coming and going and reproducing and his wife Miss Jade tried to divorce Matt in the past but he said no and whatever he says goes. Jade was not another Beth Ostrosky Stern but actually got into a few Revlon cosmetic ads and other stuff that Beth never could have qualified for since she was a plus-sized fake boob model. Well, now we read Jade has left the Jacuzzi.

Turn in your toys Matt, you're a canned ham and no one is sorry to see you go. Gee, maybe Katie Couric can get you a job on Yahoo News [do they still exist?].

A part of the reason why Howard Stern has always been jealous of Matt was because Matt landed a real model and Howard landed a pudge from Pittsburgh that had to be trimmed down and sliced and diced like a slab of meat. As stated in the prior blog entry, Howard kept obsessing over the fact Matt was a landscaper and would have died a landscaper if he had not landed that big job on The Today Show and Howard couldn't take it since he was stuck doing unaired loser TV pilots and stuck on a dumb morning zoo radio show. Then pile on that Matt married Jade while Howard married Bupkis.

Annette Roque [Jade] was never pretty. Her nose
was too fat, her eyes too close together and those teeth
that stuck out, yet compared with Beth, she looked like
Liz Taylor and Gisele Bundchen rolled into one.
Beth could only dream of a life like Jade had. All Beth
got were Haband fat pants polyester ads in newspapers and tabloids.

The Facelift Twins on 12-1-17 at
the boring annual Beth Awards fundraiser
where Beth collects donations and then
passes off a peanut portion to the
North Shore Animal League.

Poor Howard Stern is still shilling for his wife Beth hoping to make her a big star when all he has succeeded in doing is dumping her onto the charity where she is their paid spokesperson, the North Shore Animal League. I didn't check if any celebs showed up to the annual Beth awards that was held on Friday since who cares. It's just the annual borefest event of nothing that Howard fights to get on the media pages so Beth won't have a fit. Their buddy Amy Schumer took that job on Broadway in Steve Martin's latest bomb play so I doubt she could attend the annual Beth Awards gala in New York. I mean, this bullshit will go on until infinity so why bother. Beth and Howard will be in wheelchairs going to this thing every year to fund their cat rooms they set up in all their properties they can't afford to maintain.

Don't worry Howard. I doubt anyone is going to arrest you for harassing that snail at dinner. I mean, normally, people are taken down that are influential in some way or relevant and someone wants their job. Not one person on this planet wants to sit in a recliner staring at computer screens all morning waiting for a free cup of coffee and a day-old bagel to arrive. So rest easy old man, you are set for life on that stale satellite that is lost in space and no one noticed.

Uh - oh, I spoke too soon. Sirius might be thinking about jettisoning Fred, Howard, and Robin off their payroll because they found replacements that can do the satellite radio show for half the money and be ready in time for their video streaming service to start in January:

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