Legendary Journey

Oh yeah, Dame Beth-Man has been on a legendary journey providing compelling commentary on the reality of Howard Stern and the Golden Hind he eventually married after years of putting up a fight against it and dodging its arrows, that was sacred to the Goddess of the Hunt in the country for old married men. The golddigging hind could only stay in human form when touched by an aged sugar daddy with at least two forms of ID and verifiable fortunes in U.S. bank accounts where she could dig in her golden hooves and heaven help her targeted prey from escaping.

Yes, the God of War has tried to cause destruction and fear around here, but nobody is truly afraid, we just get a bit miffed at naysayers saying this blog could not last beyond Howard's hilariously embarrassing performance as a judge on "America's Got Talent" since gosh, what would there be to talk about? Oh plenty, and we are just getting started, aren't we?

I mean, just recently Artie Lange decided to blurt out what this blogger said on January 6, 2016 about the fate of the Stern radio show. One wonders just how long he has been dying to say what Beth Fans already read about exclusively on the Beth Fan Page.

Oh I know, if the Stern show goes away, Howard thinks he can still get a paycheck while sitting home if Sirius tries to evict him and Beth who's shaped like a satellite dish [and who also gets a salary from the spaceship captain as the office Christmas party planner held annually on a submarine with radiated free fish eats and booze]. Yes, he signs for five years at a time but if he is not fulfilling his contract each year he can be launched into the dead zone and Sirius can continue to air his stale reruns unless they jettison all those worthless show tapes into outer space as junk that will float endlessly into infinity. We know from recent events, any perceived wrongdoing on the part of public figures in the entertainment industry can and will be taken down and fired even if the alleged offenses occurred many years prior to the firing. Everyone saves this stuff for future use, not just a reaction to a one time event even if it was considered illegal or not.

Everyone is hoping that the Stern show is canceled sometime next year since Sirius can barely keep it afloat even though both Howard's channels are packed with commercials. We know that Howard wishes all the on-air staff would go away and he really has finally achieved that with a blacked out studio with only himself in the CGI spotlight in wigs and makeup thinking he is some big time talk show interviewer like Johnny Carson or Jay Leno or Jimmy Fallon. Robin Quivers, who is not really his sidekick as stated in some press items, she is only a news reader and cackler at Howard's stale scripted jokes, has been sequestered almost full time to her home and is only in the city for freebie corporate theater tickets and a groupon at a deli.

Ever the copycat, we find that Howard seemed to have ripped off this guy [below] with his book of interviews. I have not read the book but will rely upon this person who posted their review on Amazon and I defy anyone to think he is not talking about Howard Stern but he's not but you would think he was.

Howard thinks that Sirius going to a video streaming service will save his channels, ha, I think not but what will save them is more wining and dining of the Sirius honchos hiding in the closet. I can't wait to see a revamped version of Howard TV what with Robin Quivers actually turning into a real couch potato and Howard turning into a wax figure with all his fright facelifts and laser skin peels with those permed sprouts planted on his head.

Beth is all excited since people are talking that she will have a segment on the new Howard Stern show next year since once you bring in cameras, Beth automatically shows up and good luck getting her to leave. We remember Howard testing the waters earlier this year with his regular almost monthly show called "Howard's Boob" where he would describe the antics and experiences on what it's like living with the famous Beth O [you can plug that show title into the search box on this blog and various blog entries should show up if you want to refresh your memory]. So now it's been said she is green lit for Howard-360.

Will the Beth Fan Page continue on its legendary journey? Gosh, I keep trying to exit out of all this but Howard and Beth keep doing such hilarious stuff and now his BFF was just thrown off morning television because he was an alleged sexual predator pervert and what with Beth being allegedly harassed and stalked by an unknown director trolling the streets of New York looking for dumb ass hinds to capture, flirting with disaster by angering Artemis and dodging arrows from the sky. Geez, how can I stop writing about all this? 

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