Dead, Dying and D-Listed

I know, this blog title immediately conjures up the images of Beth and Howard Stern but neither are considered celebrities anyway.

However, two years ago, Dame Beth-Man had the original idea for the Howard Stern satellite radio show to air a constant loop of Howard's celebrity interviews as Stern's back office staff run out of ideas for the Stern Channel Howard 100 during this holiday break from nothing since Howard barely has show content when he decides to show up to warm that recliner that's perched in front of computer screens as Howard wonders what happened to his life. 

Yes, this is the first time Howard is only airing celebrity interviews nonstop on a continuous loop as this blogger gave Howard that idea two years ago but it just proves what I already know, that everyone reads the Beth Fan Page and no one will admit it as they continue to glean info and images from this site since it's just about the best blog on the Internet that covers real hard-hitting stories and the stuff people want to read about without getting bogged down in bullshit like posting random news items from MSN or whatever dull media outlet is out there with boring filler news items.

Time to bring into a focus a film that seems highly relevant right now with what is going on in Hollywood and the entertainment industry and the victims of alleged harassment and abuse just to score a part in a major motion picture or to get a regular gig on a morning TV show where the egghead dictator has been knocked off the shelf and most likely his cracked shell cannot be glued back together and hopefully, he is banned for good from the airwaves. 

Remember Starry Eyes? Oh yeah, in case you haven't heard, Meryl Streep wants all the actresses to wear BLACK to the Golden Globe awards show in January to show solidarity against the harassment suffered by many actresses in the industry. Geez, not symbolic at all.

Nothing negative is implied by these wig-wearing celebs wearing ritualistic
colors who have been plucked out of obscurity to be among
the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. Shave your head, wear the red,
then change to black and white and you're a star baby. Love Jennifer,  Michelle, and Emma.

Time to shave your head Beth and show off that wig and then when your hair starts to grow out you can pretend you just bobbed your hair. Hey it's worth a shot, right? Don't you want to be famous without having to stick cats in all of your photos until infinity and you can ditch the phony charity bit scripted by Howard Stern Productions [no longer 112 since Howard was getting embarrassed with being ruled by numerology so he pretends to not be bothered by the numbers when it drives him crazy to not have a number or street reference from his past in his production company name].

Oh, I can see it now, Beth O on marquees across the nation.

Still shopping for xmas gifts? How about gifting someone special with Barbra Streisand's cute son's new collection of songs available for purchase on iTunes-Apple? He is not just gorgeous he is also very talented and you don't have to throw the songs in a bonfire after listening and call an Exorcist to cleanse your house like with Emily Stern's CD she released in 2012.

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